Also, one of the sexiest.

IrishDrunk: Also, one of the sexiest.

Nah. Do they make royals in the brown or blond-haired varieties?

Becauseyouknowshe'saHorseokIgetitkthanksbye...

IrishDrunk: Also, one of the sexiest.

That's funny (and true) because I remember when William was the amazing looking one and his brother was rather goofy. Sadly William seems to have, in his twenties, inherited his father's face.

You really are drunk.

Did he win Ginger Nazi Upperclass Twit of the Year?

Another Fark headline comparing Camilla to a horse. Very original there, subby

Does not approve?


/Oh wait...

Yeah, I think he's a cutie patootie. William really does seem to be getting a little goofier-looking the older he gets. He's still attractive but Harry has really grown into his own!

Way to pick the low hanging fruit submitter.

I don't care what anybody thinks. Charles will always be the Prince of Smooth.

Here's James Hewitt, the man his mother had an affair with.



Here's Harry.



Here's his father and brother. Hmmm...

Small Bite: Yeah, I think he's a cutie patootie. William really does seem to be getting a little goofier-looking the older he gets. He's still attractive but Harry has really grown into his own!

Yeah it's rather unfortunate. William seems to be the much more put together one. It really ruins the fantasy when the party involved seems like a prick with a nazi band on his arm. Oh well :)

good lord, that's funny. i've gone hoarse laughing.

Is Camilla Khameleon?



if not, then Carlito says "She's not cool!"

Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

Essex: IrishDrunk: Also, one of the sexiest.

That's funny (and true) because I remember when William was the amazing looking one and his brother was rather goofy. Sadly William seems to have, in his twenties, inherited his father's face.

I think the whole "Prince" thing means he'll still be able to pull in ladies by the droves

H_is_for_Heretic: Here's James Hewitt, the man his mother had an affair with.


Here's Harry.


Here's his father and brother. Hmmm...

One wonders if a DNA test was ever done.

Roy Keane's Big Toe: Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

LOL.

Nothing further to add.

Roy Keane's Big Toe: Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

Was that an intentional misspeelinge of Perfect?

Oh, I would lie back... But I wouldn't be thinking of England.

Camilla's ancestors were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

LargeCanine: One wonders if a DNA test was ever done.

I doubt it. Plausible deniability . Plus he's not the heir, so as long as William coughs up a son, Charles probably doesn't give a shiat seeing as he has his own affairs.

If you go by ambient temperature, Diana would be the coolest.

Rhames: Roy Keane's Big Toe: Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

Was that an intentional misspeelinge of Perfect?

Please don't judge americans based on this guy.

Driver: If you go by ambient temperature, Diana would be the coolest.

I LOL'd.

Rhames: Was that an intentional misspeelinge of Perfect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prefect#Academic

H_is_for_Heretic: Here's James Hewitt, the man his mother had an affair with.

Yeah...shame the two of them never even met until after Harry was born.

Funny how people slam the gutter press on one day then laud their reporting as fact on another.

H_is_for_Heretic: Rhames: Roy Keane's Big Toe: Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

Was that an intentional misspeelinge of Perfect?

Please don't judge americans based on this guy.

Too late.

Driver: If you go by ambient temperature, Diana would be the coolest.

You win.

Harry is DEFINITELY the son of James Hewitt, a random fuitcake on the intuhnets says so right here (new window).

Convincing enough for me!

Scroll down through the well balanced reasoning to the relevant part, obviously.

Midnight_Sun: H_is_for_Heretic: Here's James Hewitt, the man his mother had an affair with.

Yeah...shame the two of them never even met until after Harry was born.

Funny how people slam the gutter press on one day then laud their reporting as fact on another.

Most I know of Britain I get from the Daily Mail. I think your trashy periodicals are a wonderful institution. Also, add "allegedy" before "never even met".

I thought they didn't vote for royalty. Totally confused.

Diana may have cheated but Harry is his father's son.

No, I'M the coolest one in the royal family.

I look nothing like my dad and my brothers. Heck, I look nothing like my cousins either. The joke in the family is that I am the mail mans daughter.

I went back to India and saw my mothers aunt who is now in her 90s. She took one good look at me and told me I looked exactly like her when she was young. After showing me pictures of her when she was young I felt that I was looking at one of my clones. After all these years, it was nice to know that somewhere in my family I looked like someone.



/yes, my brothers and I all have the same Dad
//genetics is simply amazing

IrishDrunk: Also, one of the sexiest.

Stop that. He looks like my son.

/he's just a baby, you know.

Camilla says "Neigh!"

And he has a BHP. That's many cool points right there.

Hewitt: "When I met Diana, he was already a toddler."

H_is_for_Heretic: Most I know of Britain I get from the Daily Mail.

God help you.

Pretty much only four national daily newspapers in Britain with any kind of credibility. The Times, The Telegraph, The Independant and The Guardian (not including the financial papers). Unfortunately two of them are broadsheets which make them a nuisance to read on the train. The Daily Mirror, Daily Mail, Daily Star, Sun, People, and Daily Sport (which have by far the widest circulation)...well you may as well get your reporting from Tommy, the toothless drunk down at the Royal Oak.

The tabloid press in this country are a disease.

Midnight_Sun: H_is_for_Heretic: Most I know of Britain I get from the Daily Mail.

God help you.

The Daily Mirror, Daily Mail, Daily Star, Sun, People, and Daily Sport (which have by far the widest circulation)...well you may as well get your reporting from Tommy, the toothless drunk down at the Royal Oak.



Does Tommy have long distance? Geez you people are easily riled- and yes, I do often get a more in-depth picture of what's really going on in my own country from The Guardian. But in all seriousness, hearing the latest what's what from some slurring cockney would be the highlight of my day. (Which is how I imagine the Daily Mail would speak, if it could.)

It's because his brother is going bald.

H is definitely the one the girls want to fark.

It's not bc of the bald brother, it's because his brother is blonde and looks like a woman. A bald woman.

H_is_for_Heretic: Geez you people are easily riled

You people? The English? The Beautiful? I fall into many categories.

H_is_for_Heretic: But in all seriousness, hearing the latest what's what from some slurring cockney would be the highlight of my day.

Tommy's a scouser, not a cockney I'm sorry to be report. In fairness, I'd like to clarify that I meant no disrespect to Tommy. I have enjoyed many a drink with him. His dancing/flailing is second to none. I just don't take his views on current events too seriously.

As for whether he's got long distance....I don't even think he's got a phone. In fact, he's probably not even got a house. He never seems to leave the pub.

to whoever was insisting that H is legitimate... yes of course he has some characteristics in common with Phil the Greek and Mrs King.... his mother was related to them too.

Yup Chuck and Die, were already related.

So H is related to his Grand parents... just a lot more cloesly related to James Hewitt is all.

deltabourne:
I think the whole "Prince" wealthy and famous thing means he'll still be able to pull in ladies by the droves

FTFY

lotustuned: H_is_for_Heretic: Rhames: Roy Keane's Big Toe: Being voted coolest Royal is a bit like being voted prefect at a special needs school.

Was that an intentional misspeelinge of Perfect?

Please don't judge americans based on this guy.

A prefect is sort of a student leader, I believe they are chosen by school staff. I could be wrong about how the appointments are made, but prefect is not a misspelling.

Too late.

sigersonic: to whoever was insisting that H is legitimate... yes of course he has some characteristics in common with Phil the Greek and Mrs King.... his mother was related to them too.

Yup Chuck and Die, were already related.

So H is related to his Grand parents... just a lot more cloesly related to James Hewitt is all.







But they look nothing alike outside the fact that they are both ginger.

The ears, eyes, hair line, forehead, mouth, jawline, the skin type, it's all different.

I dunno, there is something of Prince Philip about Harry, and genetics does sometimes skip a generation.

We don't seem to be seeing much of Harry in the tabloids lately. I wonder if the army has sent him somewhere hot and sunny where American bloggers can't find him- he certainly seemed keen to be sent.
Anyway, good on him and all the other servicemen and women.