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(TBO) Florida An evening of drinking mixed with a misunderstanding about a girlfriend is never a good combination   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 47
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wetsail 2008-09-14 02:36:15 PM  
Throw in some inbred rednecks and you've got one hell of a party.

 
skwerl 2008-09-14 02:39:09 PM  
The comments after the article are priceless!

"Not much to say...'EZ vs 'EZ(Drunk Mexicans Stabbing each other over Puta) pretty much sums it up."

 
Rhames 2008-09-14 02:41:03 PM  
partners.sympatico.msn.ca

This kid will not have to worry about having a problem like a girlfriend :p

 
Brown Sauce 2008-09-14 02:44:53 PM  
Mexicans are always stabbing people.

Why can't they just shoot their enemies like a normal, decent person?

 
Rhames 2008-09-14 02:46:56 PM  
Psycho Germans vs Drunk and Rowdy Mexican Gangsta's, and they dont speak the same language. Who attacks first, and who wins?

Go!

 
Senor Revington 2008-09-14 02:52:20 PM  
Rules from their site which I find hilarious after reading the comments on that story:

* Keep it clean
* Respect others
* Don't hate
* Don't use language you wouldn't use with your mom
* Use "Report Inappropriate Comments" link when necessary

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 02:53:26 PM  
'I cut you, mang'


/they DO love they knife-play
//ow ow!
///ow ow ow!

 
berylman 2008-09-14 02:54:15 PM  
Stabbing thread, Yes! Fun for the whole family.

 
swahnhennessy 2008-09-14 02:54:55 PM  
The comments on that page make you lot seem less insufferable.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-09-14 02:57:28 PM  
Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.


So you're using "teh browns are coming for your white women" as political propaganda?

That's farkin' old school!

 
EmmaLou 2008-09-14 02:58:57 PM  
Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'll give you an A for effort.

 
enemigo_de_pepe 2008-09-14 02:59:13 PM  
I almost got stabbed at a bar over a misunderstanding about a girlfriend last night... so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
shocka zulu 2008-09-14 03:06:04 PM  
I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.

i38.tinypic.com
You stabbed me!

 
luvnuriko 2008-09-14 03:09:12 PM  
Her name was Lola?

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-09-14 03:10:11 PM  
from the comments:
1 stabs the other, who in turn beats him like a rented mule

Sorry, but that's funny.

/window seat, please

 
Radworld4 2008-09-14 03:10:19 PM  
Hernandez stabbed Martinez in the stomach with a steak knife and Martinez beat Hernandez until neighbors broke up the fight,

That's one tough bastard...You stab me in the stomach and I am DONE for the weekend.

"Tiger got out of the cage!"

 
Single White Male 2008-09-14 03:11:48 PM  
Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'm a black belt in Mexican Judo, so I don't mind.

 
olddeegee [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 03:12:13 PM  
Senor Revington:
Rules from their site which I find hilarious after reading the comments on that story:

* Keep it clean
* Respect others
* Don't hate
* Don't use language you wouldn't use with your mom
* Use "Report Inappropriate Comments" link when necessary


You should here the language I use with your Mom

 
skinink 2008-09-14 03:14:22 PM  

"Hernandez stabbed Martinez in the stomach with a steak knife and Martinez beat Hernandez until neighbors broke up the fight, the sheriff's office said."


And the sad thing is that steak knife was from a set that Martinez had won at his company's real estate contest last month.

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Radworld4 2008-09-14 03:15:40 PM  
Single White Male: but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

If my wife finds out about my girlfriend they won't have to.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-09-14 03:25:28 PM  
Manatee County?
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bigglady 2008-09-14 03:25:52 PM  
Rhames: Psycho Germans vs Drunk and Rowdy Mexican Gangsta's, and they dont speak the same language. Who attacks first, and who wins?

Go!


German attacks cuz that's what they do; Mexican Mafia wins cuz they are the baddest of the badass.

 
GratuityIncluded 2008-09-14 03:26:39 PM  
For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

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bigglady 2008-09-14 03:27:27 PM  
shocka zulu: I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.


You stabbed me!


Maybe he's fat enuff on his gut that it didn't really do much damage, just pissed him off.

 
moeriscus 2008-09-14 03:28:57 PM  
I bet it was because Martinez brought up that infamous "finger cuffs" incident.

/got nothin'

 
phenn 2008-09-14 03:29:49 PM  
GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Yes, same here.

You got a Martinez and a Hernandez and I seriously doubt they were putting down their PBRs to start shooting at one anothers dogs.

The woman, on the other hand, should probably be quite feared.

/I'm gonna kick your arse
//hold my baby

 
learn2duck 2008-09-14 03:38:57 PM  
its just a flesh wound!

 
Hoopy Frood 2008-09-14 03:42:00 PM  
An evening of drinking mixed with a misunderstanding about a girlfriend is never a good combination

Are you kidding, subby? It's comedy gold!

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no icon tact 2008-09-14 03:49:29 PM  
¿Supongo que es una puñalada, no?

 
Nickelback 2008-09-14 03:49:32 PM  
That's how they roll in the 941

 
sumdruncomic 2008-09-14 03:52:19 PM  
wait..let me guess..she was white.


/there's the reason this white guy who only dates black women.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-09-14 04:10:20 PM  
BRADENTON - An evening of drinking and a misunderstanding about a girlfriend led one roommate to stab the other Saturday night in Manatee County.

Let's get this out of the way...
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BTW, this is the original!

 
imgumbydambit 2008-09-14 04:59:18 PM  
...A few days later at the watercooler, "that farker stabbed me in the gut, that's a whoopin'"

 
fasdissent 2008-09-14 05:12:46 PM  
GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Mexicans. Close enough.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 05:15:10 PM  
What was the f*cking misunderstanding?!?!

 
Moonbeard 2008-09-14 05:33:01 PM  
Single White Male: Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'm a black belt in Mexican Judo, so I don't mind.


Mexican Judo: judon't kno ifa I'm agonna stab ju, judon't kno ifa I'm agonna shoot ju, judon't kno ifa I'm agonna beat ju...

 
Moonbeard 2008-09-14 05:38:34 PM  
bigglady: shocka zulu: I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.


You stabbed me!

Maybe he's fat enuff on his gut that it didn't really do much damage, just pissed him off.


Maybe it was a midget steak knife intended for stature appropriate steaks?

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-14 05:49:08 PM  
Hard to improve on the original headline:

Evening Of Drinking Leads To Stabbing

Oh, yeah? How much is the cover charge?

 
big fuzzy balls 2008-09-14 06:04:07 PM  
Moonbeard

I lol'd

/copy. paste. save.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 06:05:44 PM  
That's a paddlin'...

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 06:12:22 PM  
phenn: GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Yes, same here.

You got a Martinez and a Hernandez and I seriously doubt they were putting down their PBRs to start shooting at one anothers dogs.

The woman, on the other hand, should probably be quite feared.

/I'm gonna kick your arse
//hold my baby


We don't like yer types 'round here. These are the types we like...

 
brx 2008-09-14 07:05:24 PM  
LOL @ Bradenton..

We're never on the map because our whole city smells like fresh squeezed orange juice (thanks to Tropicana), or we have nice beaches, or we have beautiful weather...

We're on the map because Mexicans stab each other, shoot each other at the beach, police corruption, or our women excel at getting DUIs..

Btown rocks.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 07:15:30 PM  
Brown Sauce: Mexicans are always stabbing people.

Why can't they just shoot their enemies like a normal, decent person?


Gangbangers do the shooting, so they can miss each other and hit innocent kids and abuelas sitting on the porch. When its girlfriend/boyfriend, that's a stabbing.

 
doggiedude 2008-09-14 09:56:32 PM  
Sigh .... Unfortunatley, this is my current "home town". I knew I should have taken that job in Tampa.

 
wetsail 2008-09-15 01:08:04 AM  
GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Fail at your fail. I didn't blame them, I just said that rednecks would make it even better.

 
Baumer 2008-09-15 02:38:51 AM  
A kid shot his brother in the face (yes, the face!) here over a girl a few years back. They were wrestling on the ground and the one brother took out his gun, pointed it over his shoulder and shot. I really wish my entire town wasn't turning into a ghetto.

/B-town for life, suckas!

 
drunkjournal 2008-09-15 12:46:09 PM  
seriously, what was the misunderstanding?

"oh no, man, i wasn't banging your girlfriend, she just fell and landed on my dick!"

"oh sorry, i misunderstood."

 
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