Throw in some inbred rednecks and you've got one hell of a party.

The comments after the article are priceless!

"Not much to say...'EZ vs 'EZ(Drunk Mexicans Stabbing each other over Puta) pretty much sums it up."

This kid will not have to worry about having a problem like a girlfriend :p

Mexicans are always stabbing people.

Why can't they just shoot their enemies like a normal, decent person?

Psycho Germans vs Drunk and Rowdy Mexican Gangsta's, and they dont speak the same language. Who attacks first, and who wins?

Go!

Rules from their site which I find hilarious after reading the comments on that story:

* Keep it clean
* Respect others
* Don't hate
* Don't use language you wouldn't use with your mom
* Use "Report Inappropriate Comments" link when necessary

'I cut you, mang'


/they DO love they knife-play
//ow ow!
///ow ow ow!

Stabbing thread, Yes! Fun for the whole family.

The comments on that page make you lot seem less insufferable.

Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.


So you're using "teh browns are coming for your white women" as political propaganda?

That's farkin' old school!

Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'll give you an A for effort.

I almost got stabbed at a bar over a misunderstanding about a girlfriend last night... so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.


You stabbed me!

Her name was Lola?

from the comments:
1 stabs the other, who in turn beats him like a rented mule

Sorry, but that's funny.

/window seat, please

Hernandez stabbed Martinez in the stomach with a steak knife and Martinez beat Hernandez until neighbors broke up the fight,

That's one tough bastard...You stab me in the stomach and I am DONE for the weekend.

"Tiger got out of the cage!"

Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'm a black belt in Mexican Judo, so I don't mind.

Senor Revington:
Rules from their site which I find hilarious after reading the comments on that story:

* Keep it clean
* Respect others
* Don't hate
* Don't use language you wouldn't use with your mom
* Use "Report Inappropriate Comments" link when necessary


You should here the language I use with your Mom

Single White Male: but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

If my wife finds out about my girlfriend they won't have to.

Manatee County?

Rhames: Psycho Germans vs Drunk and Rowdy Mexican Gangsta's, and they dont speak the same language. Who attacks first, and who wins?

Go!

German attacks cuz that's what they do; Mexican Mafia wins cuz they are the baddest of the badass.

For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

shocka zulu: I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.


You stabbed me!

Maybe he's fat enuff on his gut that it didn't really do much damage, just pissed him off.

I bet it was because Martinez brought up that infamous "finger cuffs" incident.

/got nothin'

GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Yes, same here.

You got a Martinez and a Hernandez and I seriously doubt they were putting down their PBRs to start shooting at one anothers dogs.

The woman, on the other hand, should probably be quite feared.

/I'm gonna kick your arse
//hold my baby

An evening of drinking mixed with a misunderstanding about a girlfriend is never a good combination

Are you kidding, subby? It's comedy gold!

¿Supongo que es una puñalada, no?

That's how they roll in the 941

wait..let me guess..she was white.


/there's the reason this white guy who only dates black women.

BRADENTON - An evening of drinking and a misunderstanding about a girlfriend led one roommate to stab the other Saturday night in Manatee County.

Let's get this out of the way...

BTW, this is the original!

...A few days later at the watercooler, "that farker stabbed me in the gut, that's a whoopin'"

GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Mexicans. Close enough.

What was the f*cking misunderstanding?!?!

Single White Male: Malbar: Expect more drunken hispanic violence if Obama gets his way. It's all well and good when they're stabbing each other, but we'll see how liberal some of you are when they start stabbing your girlfriends, wives and mothers.

I'm a black belt in Mexican Judo, so I don't mind.

Mexican Judo: judon't kno ifa I'm agonna stab ju, judon't kno ifa I'm agonna shoot ju, judon't kno ifa I'm agonna beat ju...

bigglady: shocka zulu: I think it's funny how he got stabbed, then continued fighting.


You stabbed me!

Maybe he's fat enuff on his gut that it didn't really do much damage, just pissed him off.

Maybe it was a midget steak knife intended for stature appropriate steaks?

Hard to improve on the original headline:

Evening Of Drinking Leads To Stabbing

Oh, yeah? How much is the cover charge?

Moonbeard

I lol'd

/copy. paste. save.

That's a paddlin'...

phenn: GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Yes, same here.

You got a Martinez and a Hernandez and I seriously doubt they were putting down their PBRs to start shooting at one anothers dogs.

The woman, on the other hand, should probably be quite feared.

/I'm gonna kick your arse
//hold my baby

We don't like yer types 'round here. These are the types we like...

LOL @ Bradenton..

We're never on the map because our whole city smells like fresh squeezed orange juice (thanks to Tropicana), or we have nice beaches, or we have beautiful weather...

We're on the map because Mexicans stab each other, shoot each other at the beach, police corruption, or our women excel at getting DUIs..

Btown rocks.

Brown Sauce: Mexicans are always stabbing people.

Why can't they just shoot their enemies like a normal, decent person?

Gangbangers do the shooting, so they can miss each other and hit innocent kids and abuelas sitting on the porch. When its girlfriend/boyfriend, that's a stabbing.

Sigh .... Unfortunatley, this is my current "home town". I knew I should have taken that job in Tampa.

GratuityIncluded: For the moron who blamed 'rednecks'

Fail at your fail. I didn't blame them, I just said that rednecks would make it even better.

A kid shot his brother in the face (yes, the face!) here over a girl a few years back. They were wrestling on the ground and the one brother took out his gun, pointed it over his shoulder and shot. I really wish my entire town wasn't turning into a ghetto.

/B-town for life, suckas!

seriously, what was the misunderstanding?

"oh no, man, i wasn't banging your girlfriend, she just fell and landed on my dick!"

"oh sorry, i misunderstood."