The winters wouldn't be worth it to me.

[citation needed], frozenmitter.

Also, the article states that Mexico is happier than the US as well... which makes me wonder why there's a huge wall between the two countries. Is it to keep all the unhappy Americans in?

This guy?



He's like W's retarded stepchild.

/I know, we've still got the original
//And we're trying to do it again

had to be a 40below headline


/in korea
//missing bagged milk

40below:

confusing picture

OK, I'm from Florida. I really don't understand that picture, or rather its contents. How does one go about using a bag of milk? Does everyone have a container or something that you transfer it into?

EZ1923: 40below:

confusing picture

OK, I'm from Florida. I really don't understand that picture, or rather its contents. How does one go about using a bag of milk? Does everyone have a container or something that you transfer it into?

Yeah. It's given to you at birth. The special container holds it and you snip the top corner to access the milky goodness.

And what does one do when it's snowing outside? Drink and Fark.

40below

Dude I go to university in Ontario and I cringe every time I have to buy bagged milk.

Stupidest shiat ever.

I'm from Alberta. Never saw bagged milk before I moved to Ottawa. You Ontarians are weird.

Other than a conservative government I am pretty content.

Its not hard to be more adventurous than Americans. Most of them don't have passports, they are shiat to party with, never go anywhere and boring in bed.

Ugly women too

Didnt we do this a few months ago with Sweden?

Savior Self: Other than a conservative government I am pretty content.

I'm content with whatever government is in charge just so long as they have a minority government. I'd be quite pleased if no political party ever achieved a majority government.

Granted not as much gets done but what gets done is a compromise in the interests of all Canadians instead of one group saying "bend over, we've got a mandate".

Hey - we're wealthier, healthier, live longer, have less stress and are more adventurous in bed than Americans.

Maybe so, but you're still not Americans, even though you obviously want to be.

And yet, America will continue to be the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. As long as the only measure of "greatness" is "number of flags on bumper stickers".

I choose my friends based on ethnic, cultural, and religious stereotypes because they are never wrong.

So the other day I was in the campus cafeteria and I was just watching the lady try and refill the milk machine.

OH FARK.

It came in bags.

BAGS IN BOXES.

MILK IN BAGS IN BOXES.

I'm also from Alberta. Never even heard of bagged milk before.

Just throwing this out there, a list of recent Stanley Cup Champions:

2007-08 - Detroit Red Wings

2006-07 - Anaheim Ducks

2005-06 - Carolina Hurricanes

2003-04 - Tampa Bay Lightning

2002-03 - New Jersey Devils

2001-02 - Detroit Red Wings

2000-01 - Colorado Avalanche

1999-2000 - New Jersey Devils

1998-99 - Dallas Stars

1997-98 - Detroit Red Wings

1996-97 - Detroit Red Wings

1995-96 - Colorado Avalanche

1994-95 - New Jersey Devils

1993-94 - New York Rangers

1992-93 - Montreal Canadiens

OZZ: Its not hard to be more adventurous than Americans. Most of them don't have passports, they are shiat to party with, never go anywhere and boring in bed.

Ugly women too

You're talking about the rednecks. I live in Oklahoma and what you posted is so true about those who live in the states that vote for McCain.

/talked to a girl whos 22 and never been out of the N. American Continent
//was shocked and did not know what to say

Their economy is propped up by exploiting the environment: #1 Oil, #2 Mining, #3 Timber. They're A-Okay by me, eh?

Canada = America jr.

I would never drink milk from anything other than a bag. I don't trust jugs...and doesn't it taste plasticy?

/yes, I'm srs
//never drank it from a carton either

Malbar: Subby forgot to mention 100x more insecure and than America too. Of all the countries in the world to be compared to, why do Canadians feel the need to bring up their supposed superiority to America in just about every situation imaginable?

Insecurity.

Canadians are jealous and desperate for the attention that America gets. They feel it should be them and not America, and this inspires the same sort of insecurity you see in little brothers with hugely successful bigger brothers.

/Canadian
//my countrymen are mostly insecure, envious, limp-wristed pussies

You're kidding, right? Gotta' say, I get the feeling that Canadians really don't give a sh*t. We're too laid back to care. We've got beer to drink! Maple syrup to bottle! Mounties to...mount? Whatever. We prioritize!

The_Sponge: Just throwing this out there, a list of recent Stanley Cup Champions:

Well, considering the US has about 4x as many NHL teams than Canada, that's not a valid comparison. However, I wonder what percentage of those Cup-winning teams was made up of Canadians?

kermit_the_frog

Looks like our member is long enough to make it a veritable threesome.

Malbar: Subby forgot to mention 100x more insecure and than America too. Of all the countries in the world to be compared to, why do Canadians feel the need to bring up their supposed superiority to America in just about every situation imaginable?


Holy shiat. Really? Are you saying that Americans bring up their superiority less than Canadians? Are you serious?

yeah canada rules. wtf?

CraicBaby: The_Sponge: Just throwing this out there, a list of recent Stanley Cup Champions:

Well, considering the US has about 4x as many NHL teams than Canada, that's not a valid comparison. However, I wonder what percentage of those Cup-winning teams was made up of Canadians?

And Russians.

kermit_the_frog

So Alaska's the reach around?

/What's Hawaii?

So does that mean Mexico is giving us a rim job?

Makes sense to me!

Quoted from that bit of Fluff
"Canada and Mexico are among the top 15 happiest countries in the world -- ahead of the U.S., despite being less wealthy than the States."

So subby did you even read that crap?

/a $15 six pack of beer isn't going to make me happy.

Canada - Like America, with a dash of Facism.

They're all swingers.

I will not rest until I hold a bag of milk

The_Sponge: Just throwing this out there, a list of recent Stanley Cup Champions:

2007-08 - Detroit Red Wings

2006-07 - Anaheim Ducks

2005-06 - Carolina Hurricanes

2003-04 - Tampa Bay Lightning

2002-03 - New Jersey Devils

2001-02 - Detroit Red Wings

2000-01 - Colorado Avalanche

1999-2000 - New Jersey Devils

1998-99 - Dallas Stars

1997-98 - Detroit Red Wings

1996-97 - Detroit Red Wings

1995-96 - Colorado Avalanche

1994-95 - New Jersey Devils

1993-94 - New York Rangers

1992-93 - Montreal Canadiens

You douchebags beat us in '01, but we still have three and you still have two.

/fark the Red Wings
//

Claudia Chafer: kermit_the_frog

So Alaska's the reach around?

/What's Hawaii?

You have to ask?

What does it look like to you?

(That's some distance on the spooge eh? -- Don't worry -- I'll bring you a towel.)

it's cool - when you're drinking that much, you're bound to be pretty happy

The weather?

aladywhoknows: I would never drink milk from anything other than a bag. I don't trust jugs...and doesn't it taste plasticy?

/yes, I'm srs
//never drank it from a carton either

A bag that's made of what now?

Yeah.

I guess being happy doesn't make you any better at reading.

TFA says that while Canada is in the top 15, Denmark, Switzerland and Austria are the world's happiest countries, according to the database.

ROWSDOWER


/ Canada's answer to Chuck Norris

cowsspinach: OZZ: Its not hard to be more adventurous than Americans. Most of them don't have passports, they are shiat to party with, never go anywhere and boring in bed.

Ugly women too

You're talking about the rednecks. I live in Oklahoma and what you posted is so true about those who live in the states that vote for McCain.

/talked to a girl whos 22 and never been out of the N. American Continent
//was shocked and did not know what to say

I'm 41 and I've never been outside of the N. American Continent.
Never had the desire, nor the cash to do so. I've lived all over the country though.

aladywhoknows: I would never drink milk from anything other than a bag. I don't trust jugs...and doesn't it taste plasticy?

/yes, I'm srs
//never drank it from a carton either

No, but since I've moved to the US, I've noticed milk goes bad faster. I've figured out why, too. It's not that there is anything wrong with the milk at the start. It's just that each time you pour, a tiny bit gets caught in the screw-on cap grooves. This stuff crusts over in a fast gone-bad sort of way. Over time, a tiny bit of this gets back in the jug, accelerating the spoilage of the milk.

That is my theory, anyways.

aladywhoknows: I would never drink milk from anything other than a bag. I don't trust jugs...and doesn't it taste plasticy?

Depends on if those jugs have been silicone enhanced.

Canadians bragging on their pathetic shiat hole country??? Bahahahahahahahahaha!!! Sorry...bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Canada as USA's daddy??? Baahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! You guys are a riot - eh?

Canadian motto: "We do doughnuts right - eh?" Baaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Smangler: I'm from Alberta. Never saw bagged milk before I moved to Ottawa. You Ontarians are weird.

Big talk coming from Canada's southern state.

Canadian furries annoy American furries to no end!