trumps ?

I read that entire article, and there was nothing in there about getting a free ride when you've already paid. I want my minute back.

Oh, and IRONY would be if she was the president of the "Leptospirosis is Harmless" society. Just sayin'.

"FREE BIRD!"

, , and all on vacation?

Holy shiat, that's a sad farking story. Mom AND Dad, two months apart? Her poor kids :(

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, I'm tellin' ya...

My mother wore gloves to try to free a stuck squirrel and got bit anyway.

Nice one subby, I chortled.

Sheesh... Now I feel like watching The Wall.

That's what happens when you think you know it all and don't listen to your husband's advice. You die. Horribly.

He called 999 immediately

999 is a joke

Repeat after me: "Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes."

/owned three of them

Ironic, this is not.

It killed her? Was it a ROUS?

/Didn't RTFA

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

Wild rats = nasty.
Domesticated rats = clean.

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

Animals kill people. This is why we should eat the animals before they eat us.

It's like pubic haaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiir on your deodorant stick...

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

Mrs Colburn, 56, ignored pleas from her husband Peter to wear gloves and suffered scratches and cuts to her fingers.

I seem to remember a theory posited by a bearded man many years ago which is pertinent to this...

That's a pretty sad story. At least now they are together in ever eternal peace. Rats.

rikdanger: See, that's why they invented .17 HMR.

So you'd have something to do instead of sex with women?

byzantinebobby: Animals People kill people. This is why we should eat the animals people before they eat us.

Was it in the back seat of an old Ford Thunderbird?

Hosebeatings: Repeat after me: "Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes."

/owned three of them

Not to mention the Hanta Virus, with a death rate in excess of 50% for those infected. Theres a reason we kill the nasty little bastards.

Bluestone: Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

Your sock puppet just said that.

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

/Bandwagon.

I hope PETA is offering counseling to the poor rat. He now has to deal with the fact he took another animals life. Poor rat.

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

facepalm at bottom of page

/hotslinky

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: Mrs Colburn, 56, ignored pleas from her husband Peter to wear gloves and suffered scratches and cuts to her fingers.

I seem to remember a theory posited by a bearded man many years ago which is pertinent to this...

Actually, no, no he didn't. He argued that adaptive traits would be more likely to be passed. He never argued that non-adaptive traits would lead to death. Plus, she already bred. So, I just want to say that rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

"Samples sent to an infectious diseases specialist in Atlanta, Georgia, confirmed she had Weil's disease"

In before the socialized medicine is teh evilz crowd

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie...

Relevant to their interests...

Sad.

peon36
Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

The rat generally associated with people today are the brown or Norway rat. Its presence is not usually associated with the bubonic plague, unlike the black rat it generally tends to drive out, so the logical conclusion is that the rats now much eliminated plague.

That said, wild rats are filthy animals that are a vector for leptospirosis, the lice that spread typhus, et cetra. The only thing I have against domesticated rats is that, personally, the mere touch of their fur causes huge red hives and breathing in a place they are kept induces intense allergic reactions.

tonesskin: I seem to remember a theory posited by a bearded man many years ago which is pertinent to this...

Actually, no, no he didn't. He argued that adaptive traits would be more likely to be passed. He never argued that non-adaptive traits would lead to death. Plus, she already bred.

Intelligence isn't an adaptive trait?

Epossumondas: Relevant to their interests...

I call the big one bitey.

would like a word with those that think rats are nasty animals.

/hot link is hot.

Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

HA HA! Nice headline and use of tag, subby!

/ Sad story, though.

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: tonesskin: I seem to remember a theory posited by a bearded man many years ago which is pertinent to this...

Actually, no, no he didn't. He argued that adaptive traits would be more likely to be passed. He never argued that non-adaptive traits would lead to death. Plus, she already bred.

Intelligence isn't an adaptive trait?

Yes, but you missed Darwin's point.

Optimus Norris: Rats are filthy animals. They were the vehicle for the fleas that caused the faking bubonic farking plague, ferfarksakes.

SO nice you had to say it twice?

The rat in question.

"Not rat. Is filigree Siberian hamster."

/hotlinked like Farty Towels

I love a happy ending.
Would that be Rat Scratch fever.