lou reed?

?

Oh my godwin

/Nice

you guessed it

Frankie?

/oh wait he's in Hollywood

The HOFF!



/hotlinked for your pleasure.

I did. =]

AUCHTUNG!
AMERICA bails out Jewish owned financial firms , but leaves
American Industries , like Auto Industries intact.

Yea, that means Bear Stearns, Fannie Mac, and the
biggest Lehman Brothers - all Israeli owned financial firms

Now if we could only get our president out of the Arab Party

Anyone else craving a pic-a-nic now? Hey boo boo!

cmartine: AUCHTUNG!
AMERICA bails out Jewish owned financial firms , but leaves
American Industries , like Auto Industries intact.

Yea, that means Bear Stearns, Fannie Mac, and the
biggest Lehman Brothers - all Israeli owned financial firms

Now if we could only get our president out of the Arab Party

Not a bad troll. Good job on that one.

skinink: "You know who else returned to Berlin?"

Terry Nunn?

That was much better than my picture! Thanks!

tom cruise?

Ick been eyein a donut?

JFK?

Scotty doesn't know

mikaloyd
JFK?

JFP?

Both of the Indiana Joneses?

does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

peon36: GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their they're still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

/Damn, FTFM

These guys? (^)

Hal Jalykakik: These guys? (^)

Nice, Reichrolled.

FTA: The presence of the Nazi dictator's likeness in the new museum led to criticism in German media before the branch's opening in July.

What's with Germans and trying to rewrite history between 1930 and 1945? Adolf Hitler will forever be an albatross that hangs around their neck and they should learn to deal with it. It's not at all this generation's fault, but they owe it to the rest of the world to constantly remind us of the threat of mindless dictators.

You know who else returned to Berlin?

me.


i live here, damnit

stay out of my bicycle lanes, you freakin tourists.

AgentMichaelScarn: FTA: The presence of the Nazi dictator's likeness in the new museum led to criticism in German media before the branch's opening in July.

What's with Germans and trying to rewrite history between 1930 and 1945? Adolf Hitler will forever be an albatross that hangs around their neck and they should learn to deal with it. It's not at all this generation's fault, but they owe it to the rest of the world to constantly remind us of the threat of mindless dictators.

this is more of a matter of the german tendency to complain about damned near everything.

if there is one thing these people have down to a science, it's b][tching and moaning.

peon36: GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

rammstein is to germans as the backstreet boys are to americans.

if you listen to it, you WILL get laughed at.

Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ALL:
Heil Hitler!
ROGER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today


ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

peon36: GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

Including Belgium?

some_beer_drinker:

cant you just post a screenshot like everyone else?

some_beer_drinker: Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ALL:
Heil Hitler!
ROGER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today


ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

:Stands clapping:

well played. well played

Leonard Cohen?

Germans?

NOWHERE NEAR BERLIN!

/He's going to Berlin!

AgentMichaelScarn
What's with Germans and trying to rewrite history between 1930 and 1945?

What's with all the idiots talking out of their asses that claim Germans are doing that?
Do you know anything else about other countries besides jokes from Family Guy, South Park et al?

R(etard)SA: the criticism wasn't "We don't like to be reminded! That didn't happen! Check with Poland!".

The main concern was that the thought of "Germany unveiling new statue of Hitler in Berlin!" could be offensive to many people.

Besides tastelessness with regard to the victims, there were also some concerns that the statue might draw out
a) right-wing Neonazi wackos trying to (ab)use it for foto-ops, celebrations etc
b) left-wing or other wackos like the one from the article who beheaded it (though that would just be a problem for Tussaud's and how often they want to replace or fix that thing - considering it didn't even survive its first day IIRC)

re-elect_jimmy_carter: rammstein is to germans as the backstreet boys are to americans.

if you listen to it, you WILL get laughed at.

du hast mich? :(

Obama?

The Soviets?

Broadside: The Soviets?

if the soviets invaded i could probably stop paying rent.

sweet.

Nobody understands Hitler. That's why he sat in his bunker all day listening to A Simple Plan.

Abraham Frohman: re-elect_jimmy_carter: rammstein is to germans as the backstreet boys are to americans.

if you listen to it, you WILL get laughed at.

du hast mich? :(

ich will dich nicht.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: peon36: GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

rammstein is to germans as the backstreet boys are to americans.

if you listen to it, you WILL get laughed at.

Damn. All this time I thought it made me seem edgy and cultured.

peon36: re-elect_jimmy_carter: peon36: GoteamVenture: does rammstein even make music anymore? Relevent anymore?

They put out "Rosenrot" about 2 years ago. Not one of their best, but it shows that their still around.

/They're huge in Europe!

rammstein is to germans as the backstreet boys are to americans.

if you listen to it, you WILL get laughed at.

Damn. All this time I thought it made me seem edgy and cultured.

Naked Hitler? (in ref to old "In Germany, Naked Hiker arrested...")