It's like having your own human pet without all the responsibilities

Still not enough incentive to move there.

I'm clearly in the wrong line of work.

I need to be panhandling in Beverly Hills.

This got a greenlight? Please.

I've been looking for viable retirement plan. Thanks Fark.

Yep, give homeless people expensive alcohol and $2000 to go and buy buckets more cheap alcohol. Here's some shoes jewellery to pawn. Get yourself some Vanilla extract as well.

/Give a man a fish

Did one of them look suspiciously like Mel Brooks?


/hasn't seen that movie in awhile


PEPTO!

'Spiffy'? If this was true, how much of the handout goes towards booze/drugs?

Ya, but what do the bums give Mark and Master P in return?

/guessin' hummers
//sorry, to much saki tonight

gopher321: 'Spiffy'? If this was true, how much of the handout goes towards booze/drugs?

I'm pretty sure that the people who own houses in Beverly Hills spend more per day on booze and drugs than the homeless people in my city do in a year.

Approves

We is de upscale bums!

We should vaporize the state of CA with some sort of orbital laser cannon.


\Not really related to the article directly.
\\Still a good idea

Good thing the homeless don't hang out at the library where they'll find out about this. There'd be a mass exodus of poor people to Beverly Hills.

/Damn Okies...

taurusowner
We should vaporize the state of CA with some sort of orbital laser cannon.


\Not really related to the article directly.
\\Still a good idea


Yes, because California is composed of Beverly Hills and San Francisco. Nothing important or useful comes from California. The judgement of one who chooses to drive a Taurus is to be taken seriously.

gopher321: 'Spiffy'? If this was true, how much of the handout goes towards booze/drugs?

Yeah, clearly giving food, clothing, and money to the homeless is counterproductive. These rich idiots should follow the lead of corporate America: pretend the homeless don't exist.

taurusowner: We should vaporize the state of CA with some sort of orbital laser cannon.

This from a Taurus owner.

/The stink is coming from the rotting chunk of hamburger under your passenger seat
//really

zelachang: taurusowner
We should vaporize the state of CA with some sort of orbital laser cannon.


\Not really related to the article directly.
\\Still a good idea


Yes, because California is composed of Beverly Hills and San Francisco. Nothing important or useful comes from California. The judgement of one who chooses to drive a Taurus is to be taken seriously.

I drive my Taurus Millennium Pro PT140?

Anything to ease a celebrity's guilt. They get paid millions of dollars for what is laughingly called work, and they know it. To make themselves feel better, they do things like this, adopt a hundred kids from Cambodia, campaign against Global Warming^tm, and join the Democrat Party.

Wrong Taurus chumps. Better luck next year.

taurusowner

My apologies. The wisdom of a gun owner is infinitely greater than that of a Ford Taurus owner.

zelachang: The judgement of one who chooses to drive a Taurus is to be taken seriously.

He's probably not talking about the car. (new window)

taurusowner: I drive my Taurus Millennium Pro PT140?

My comment still stands.

Bob Down: Yep, give homeless people expensive alcohol and $2000 to go and buy buckets more cheap alcohol. Here's some shoes jewellery to pawn. Get yourself some Vanilla extract as well.

/Give a man a fish

Geez man! They're already getting the royal treatment, now you want them to be given fish too? Be ashamed.

zelachang: The judgement of one who chooses to drive a Taurus is to be taken seriously.

Shut your whore mouth! I'm a Capricorn and I want to blow shiat up with an orbital laser cannon. Who cares what sign of the bloody zodiac that dude was? You know it would be wicked cool.

Damn, too slow fetching the link.

/Owns a Taurus of his own
//Lives south of SF
///Getting a kick and such

Navin! Navin Johnson! Is that YOU!

Wow. What an unbelievably flimsy article. Rod Stewart gives a ten buck handout and a couple from Manhattan Beach (that's not in Beverly Hills) offer the use of their house to a guy for a year. That's pretty much it.

And then you have a couple bums claiming to get some nice stuff...stuff maybe that was lost or found in a dumpster.

Nowhere in the article about Bett Midler or Donny Wahlberg working the soupline. I mean maybe they do, but shouldnt the article have noted that??

I want my 3 minutes back from reading that crap article.

Make that thirty-one. I am packing my bags right now.

A few years ago some LA-based panhandler got nailed for tax evasion - he was making enough to keep up on his rent, motorcycle, and insurance payments.

Sickos and Sycophants. Stop encouraging the damn bums. Damned human trash comes to San Francisco and preys on the tourists.

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a couple minutes, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How does Master P have money to throw around? I would have expected him to be one of the homeless people by now.

Harpo

i came to say this about Master P..... he still has money?

I always like coming to these homeless threads to read the comments from you morally-superior farkers who think that tossing a few coins at a bum gives the right to chastise them for spending it on a chemical escape from their problems.

Guess what, drunks are gonna drink, you have no right to try and control behavior simply because you give a tiny percentage of your money to a homeless person.

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences- the bums lost.
My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

/great, he said to take any rug in the house

Obviously they're the ones with personality, a quota of a few harmless hobos with character, and not the nutcases who shiat their pants like the rest of us have to deal with that security and police will soundly round up and ship out. It gives some douchebags a chance to feel magnanimous and avant garde without really getting their hands dirty.

That'll buy a lot of malt liquor.

meatofmystery
i came to say this about Master P..... he still has money?

It's not news, it's Fark.com


if he pawned his solid gold tank it might fetch a pretty penny... assuming it was real and not a cheap rented prop used for a one-day video shoot... oh wait

If more homeless read FARK, they would swarm BH right about now.

harpo: Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a couple minutes, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How does Master P have money to throw around? I would have expected him to be one of the homeless people by now.

So, before he gives them a handout, does he make 'em say "Uhhhh!"?

ericb45696: If more homeless read FARK, they would swarm BH right about now.

There goes the neighborhood.

rawkus: meatofmystery
i came to say this about Master P..... he still has money?

It's not news, it's Fark.com


if he pawned his solid gold tank teeth it might fetch a pretty penny... assuming it was real and not a cheap rented prop used for a one-day video shoot... oh wait

Fixed that...

limboslam: Anything to ease a celebrity's guilt. They get paid millions of dollars for what is laughingly called work, and they know it. To make themselves feel better, they do things like this, adopt a hundred kids from Cambodia, campaign against Global Warmingtm, and join the Democrat Party.

Charlton Heston would like a word with you.

California
super cool to the homeless
California yah
super cool to the homeless

California Love (new window)

/fast forward to :42

All these tens of thousands of homeless we're supposed to have out there... and only 30 in Beverly Hills? I'm calling bullshiat somewhere. (My money's on the "tens of thousands.")

gopher321: 'Spiffy'? If this was true, how much of the handout goes towards booze/drugs?

In Beverly Hills? Same as everywhere else, but they're buying Cristal and cocaine right off the kilo. Upscale bums. They live in cardboard boxes with travertine paneling.

It's true. I was in Beverly Hills with my wife for our anniversary. A "homeless" man approached us and asked for "help". As I turned to look at him, he took one scan of my attire and went on his way. I was obviously small fish.

Nightmaretony: limboslam: Anything to ease a celebrity's guilt. They get paid millions of dollars for what is laughingly called work, and they know it. To make themselves feel better, they do things like this, adopt a hundred kids from Cambodia, campaign against Global Warmingtm, and join the Democrat Party.

Charlton Heston would like a word with you.

Well, he would have.

Also, bad! No feeding the troll!

taurusowner: We should vaporize the state of CA with some sort of orbital laser cannon.


\Not really related to the article directly.
\\Still a good idea

FAN-TASTIC idea.

And I assume that you're going to pay more taxes to make up the missing 1.5 trillion dollars a year to the US that is California's economy?

No?

If California bailed on the US, or was "destroyed", the entire country's economy would collapse completely.