Medusa

She isn't that bad.

Yikes!

Those crazy white eyes and even whiter skin...

I knew this day would come... I've prepared for years.

ZOMBIE ARMAGEDDON!

Memorize that photo, she is zombie 0, she is the hive queen.

Maybe she has a nice personality.

She was probably a knockout in 2006...

LostAgain: She was probably a knockout in 2006 1986...
FTFY

I would have never hit that when I was 14. I was holding out for supermodels and cheerleaders. And the only thing she is leading is the zombie apocalypse.

I think her eyes just pierced my soul

She's not bad for 49 years old. The "Oh shiat, I got caught" look on her face isn't helping.

The article is obviously wrong. It's not abuse when a woman does it, right?

Right?

Right.

And it's also okay for a woman to enter a men's locker room or men's dressing room, but not okay for a man to do the same with the women's.

The double standard in this country is as laughable as the "controversy" of the Janet Jackson boobie exposure.

Am I the only one to think she looks like a creation of Dr. Noonien Soong?

Fiction Fan: Right.

And it's also okay for a woman to enter a men's locker room or men's dressing room, but not okay for a man to do the same with the women's.

The double standard in this country is as laughable as the "controversy" of the Janet Jackson boobie exposure.

Yeah I know, in my gym class the female gym teacher would hang out there all the time, and when we said anything like "WTF" she would tell us we had nothing she hadn't seen before. Then the girls got the brilliant idea of coming in to talk to their coach about 'stuff.' I'm sure we would have been expelled if we went near the girls locker room while they were changing.

Oh she cant be that ba... OH MY GOD! MY EYES!

How many 13 - 17 year olds are in elementary school?

Fiction Fan: Right.

And it's also okay for a woman to enter a men's locker room or men's dressing room, but not okay for a man to do the same with the women's.

The double standard in this country is as laughable as the "controversy" of the Janet Jackson boobie exposure.

Janet Jackson exposed her boob? I hadn't heard.

randomstranger: Fiction Fan: Right.

And it's also okay for a woman to enter a men's locker room or men's dressing room, but not okay for a man to do the same with the women's.

The double standard in this country is as laughable as the "controversy" of the Janet Jackson boobie exposure.

Janet Jackson exposed her boob? I hadn't heard.

Yup, it's name is Michael and it's not a pretty sight.

Her eyes.

They are WHITE.

/too much eyebleach?

TorqueToad: Her eyes.

They are WHITE.

/too much eyebleach?

Marilyn Manson would die for those genes...

Today, I wouldn't go near the crazy biatch.

But when I was 13 or 14?

If you say you wouldn't have at that age, you're lying, female or the ghey.

randomstranger: How many 13 - 17 year olds are in elementary school?

TFA doesn't say they were kids at her school.

Elementary nurse has sex with three boys with OMFG what were they thinking pics

I dunno why, but I expected to see three pictures of boys facepalming

myalias1845: TorqueToad: Her eyes.

They are WHITE.

/too much eyebleach?

Marilyn Manson would die dye for those genes...

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Dread Pirate Slasher


Oh god , That is so hot, Me likeiiii me likeiii alot...

Um...I'd hit it. But I'm drunk at 5am, so there is that.

Kliffoth: The article is obviously wrong. It's not abuse when a woman does it, right?

Right?

It's OK if she's hot.

i think the funniest thing is how F'n scared she looks, almost like she is about to cry


/am i a bad person for finding that amusing?

TorqueToad: Her eyes.

They are WHITE.

/too much eyebleach?


APPROVES!

I think she's probably more hideous in person.

tweek46420: i think the funniest thing is how F'n scared she looks, almost like she is about to cry


/am i a bad person for finding that amusing?

She knows she's not pretty enough to just get probation. She's heading to LMOTT Prison.

OMG !
It took me three times just to open the link...


-my unspoilt conciousness-

digitalcowboy: Today, I wouldn't go near the crazy biatch.

But when I was 13 or 14?

If you say you wouldn't have at that age, you're lying, female or the ghey.

Oh hell no. That'd be doing my mother. My standards at 14 were pretty low, but not THAT low, and thats just for 2nd base, not the whole damn Olympic Chilean Kissing team in the other thread. How YOU doing?

You have a left and a right hand for a reason. It's safer.

I am not condoning it on multiple levels, but I expected a lot worse.

tweek46420: i think the funniest thing is how F'n scared she looks, almost like she is about to cry


/am i a bad person for finding that amusing?

I don't think she's about to cry. I think she's been crying. Maybe she knows she's not hot enough to escape punishment.

aww man... I love those chicks with the sad, crazy eyes.

tweek46420: i think the funniest thing is how F'n scared she looks, almost like she is about to cry


/am i a bad person for finding that amusing?

I'd say she's not crying. Her eyes just aren't used to being exposed to daylight.

She's got lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'...

She looks like a mime.

So, when did everyone here realize the other sex?
I remember being in 4th grade during the annual sex ed assembly where they just exposed us to the very very basics; essentially where do babies come from. Anyways, I remember lusting after a class mate at the time. So I'm pretty sure I became sexually aware, or at least horny in the 4th grade.
I can give more details in any one cares. what are all of your experiences?

Little orphan Annie is a pedo?

Am I really the only one who immediately thought of this? Really?

/srsly???
//rly????

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, when did everyone here realize the other sex?
I remember being in 4th grade during the annual sex ed assembly where they just exposed us to the very very basics; essentially where do babies come from. Anyways, I remember lusting after a class mate at the time. So I'm pretty sure I became sexually aware, or at least horny in the 4th grade.
I can give more details in any one cares. what are all of your experiences?

I think it was probably when I discovered, at about seven, the fully-nude (although obscured by jungles of hair) black and white "Joy of Massage" book my hippie parents had in their bookcase.

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, when did everyone here realize the other sex?
I remember being in 4th grade during the annual sex ed assembly where they just exposed us to the very very basics; essentially where do babies come from. Anyways, I remember lusting after a class mate at the time. So I'm pretty sure I became sexually aware, or at least horny in the 4th grade.
I can give more details in any one cares. what are all of your experiences?


I remember discovering girls around when I was atleast 4. I referred to them as "The people I try to impress by beating the crap out of other 4 year olds". But, I'm an exception possibly.

/sexual drive so high...I make frat-boys look like monks

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, when did everyone here realize the other sex?
I remember being in 4th grade during the annual sex ed assembly where they just exposed us to the very very basics; essentially where do babies come from. Anyways, I remember lusting after a class mate at the time. So I'm pretty sure I became sexually aware, or at least horny in the 4th grade.
I can give more details in any one cares. what are all of your experiences?

What? Shut up, creep.

Gaylord Fister: Uchiha_Cycliste: So, when did everyone here realize the other sex?
I remember being in 4th grade during the annual sex ed assembly where they just exposed us to the very very basics; essentially where do babies come from. Anyways, I remember lusting after a class mate at the time. So I'm pretty sure I became sexually aware, or at least horny in the 4th grade.
I can give more details in any one cares. what are all of your experiences?

What? Shut up, creep.

are you being a dick, or are you actually offended?

You all are a little too picky. I'd be all over that like buzzards on a gutwagon.