This oughta generate some bad puns.

That's shocking

I bet that gave the crooks a real charge!

Well, this is what happens when you go out after getting all amped up.

Watt's the world coming to?

Wow, that's anode to stupidity. If these buffoons can't conduct themselves civilly, then I amp afraid that it's time to throw the switch on these clowns.

Ohm, how were they able to do that?

Ohm my God!

If they were kids I hope they get grounded.

Duck_of_Doom: Ohm, how were they able to do that?

by eight seconds!

On a related note, most accidents occur close to ohm.

I hope they get charged for this serious crime.

Couldn't you just cut it with t hermite or something?

Joules? Damn, I haven't heard that word since I was in physics class in high school. Apparently it would not become an important term in my line of work.

Avertr: That's shocking

Shocking? It's downright revolting!

I'm guessing there wasn't any resistance. They must have known watt they were doing.

Watt the fark?

I think it's revolting, worse than assault and battery.

oh...

HPunster: I think it's revolting, worse than assault and battery.

With the current laws, how do you think they would be charged?

Our infrastructure is being sold off for scrap and Darwin is not catching up with enough of these dorks, we need to have no limit no season on them.

Damn I wish I could make puns but it does not come easily to me, it is a curse I tell you.

What sort of society allows good people to transform into thieves?

FTFA: "Whoever took it probably knew something about electricity," said Det. Lt. William Carroll.

He should be promoted to captain.

/obvious

freakdiablo: HPunster: I think it's revolting, worse than assault and battery.

With the current laws, how do you think they would be charged?

Unfortunately, we can't give them the electric chair.

Juiced wonderfully bad puns, guys!

Those guys were lucky.
Musta had an Angel on their shoulders

maybe even an ArcAngel!

Watts the matter with you people.

freakdiablo: They must have known watt they were doing.



/Obligatory

*it hurts to stick forks into outlets*

Impedence in the ivestigation probably has the power company feeling shorted.

Who would have the capacity to do such a thing!

they should conduct a investigation and see if they get a natural response, and maybe they would find who had the capacity to do it.

Saborlas: This oughta generate some bad puns.

Ohm my God! The whole idea is reVOLTing. And yet users have little impedance to post more and more of them.

eff ewe: Saborlas: This oughta generate some bad puns.

Ohm my God! The whole idea is reVOLTing. And yet users have little impedance to post more and more of them.

maybe even some sort of inductance to do so.....

The police will probably need a 3-phase investigation.

the police are in a superposition considering their current source of suspects.

I bet this police force is unionized. Ironic then that they have such a negative outlook on the suspects.

:-)

No one will be charged. With no leads, the investigation is static.

Coulombs!!

It never ceases to amaze me what people have the capacitance to do.

It's good to see men reaching their potential . . .

"Thieves make off with live power line". Police are shocked, no positive leads yet. Probably stole them for the joules. Electric Penis

FTFY

Wait, Watt?

Node to cell: Watt hour you do, don't fry this at ohm.

As long as they meet little resistance, this phase of their life will be over soon. The frequency of this type of behavior will decrease - a good sine.

Watt is happening to our court systems?
The coppers may have choked them.
But I Hertz they will get get off on a Valance of the Ohm laws.
Wonder if they'll just be grounded.
DNRTFA but did this happen in DC?

Yeah, I've been drinking .. a lot.
And will more now.

***Insert witty electricity pun here***

//all the good ones were taken

eqtworld: Conducting this search will cause a lot of resistance and they have no current leads; but I am positive they have the capacity to field this case, once detected the thieves will be wrestled to the ground, then charged and insulated from societ

WINNER

At least no one diode.

Lame puns are lame.
/I'm shocked that you people are so lame.