That second guy is screwed. I'm sure all those judges whose names he invoked are gonna love him.

They should have gone to White Castle.

The one dude looks like Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte's love child.

mikemoto: The problem is that we do not have White Castle in this portion of the United States. Also, no Nathan's Hot Dogs, of which I would kill to have one right about now.

That sucks. No White Castle in the DC area either, but at least we have Five Guys.

discount sushi: mikemoto: The problem is that we do not have White Castle in this portion of the United States. Also, no Nathan's Hot Dogs, of which I would kill to have one right about now.

That sucks. No White Castle in the DC area either, but at least we have Five Guys.

They do sell them at Harris Teeter though. Go figure.

why do they want to go to county?

discount sushi: mikemoto: The problem is that we do not have White Castle in this portion of the United States. Also, no Nathan's Hot Dogs, of which I would kill to have one right about now.

That sucks. No White Castle in the DC area either, but at least we have Five Guys.

And unSafeway

/Enjoying an Esskay hotdog

strangeguitar: That second guy is screwed. I'm sure all those judges whose names he invoked are gonna love him.

None of that matters so much as the impersonating a law officer charge. The state bar will not like that one. The rest, who cares.

They did one thing right...they went to Whataburger.

depmode98: why do they want to go to county?

Because they have buddies there. Notice he has a "friend badge" from county sheriff's office. They don't wanna go to city lockup.

worlddan: strangeguitar: That second guy is screwed. I'm sure all those judges whose names he invoked are gonna love him.

None of that matters so much as the impersonating a law officer charge. The state bar will not like that one. The rest, who cares.

That depends. He'll say he didn't claim he was a deputy, just claimed he was associated with the sheriff's office, while the cop will claim he stated he was a deputy. Depends who the bar believes, unless the cops have video and audio.

serves 'em right...

I hope they know a couple of good laywers.

I'm eating a burger so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I've not had a whataburger since I lived in Albuquerque, NM and for fast food it wasn't terrible. Their burgers are pretty tasty.

With that said I always love the tuff guy who will sue everyone, knows everyone and makes threats to get the people who busted them. That will go over well real well in court.

depmode98: why do they want to go to county?

They're drunk.
Alternatively: Because they're hoping to spend the night in booking instead of in the drunk tank where their nice clothes will get stolen and their pretty faces will get messed up by all the big drunker rednecks and black gangsters already in the drunk tank.

Hope they remember the old adage about people who represent themselves and fools of clients.

Death Poot

Don't ever do that again.

/puff, puff, pass

The Asshole Guy: I've not had a whataburger since I lived in Albuquerque, NM and for fast food it wasn't terrible. Their burgers are pretty tasty.

With that said I always love the tuff guy who will sue everyone, knows everyone and makes threats to get the people who busted them. That will go over well real well in court.

wow i forgot about whataburger
they have none of those in yuma

i would love a whataburger burger om nom nom

/munchies

It is unreal how coveted a position in the public defender's office is here - you have to jump through all sorts of hoops - thinly disguised political vetting no doubt - just to be an assistant to the assistant clerk. It just kills to see a guy throw away an opportunity that so many would give anything to get just a whiff at.

I don't eat Whatamovement any more, fast food makes me sick.

Anti_illuminati: You're welcome :O)

Here's another:




/dnrtfa

There's a billboard plastered with attention-whore Moon's smug mug, overlooking the crosstown section of Interstate 40, near downtown Oklahoma City.

He wants to be your DUI attorney!

I love the attempt at reverse psychology.

"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"You don't have the balls to take us to County!"

KenShabby: I love the attempt at reverse psychology.

"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"Take us to County"
"You don't have the balls to take us to County!"

hah im glad im not the only one who noticed that

as much as I hate lawyers...public defenders are the best of their lot, and anyone who calls a fatass cop a "fat fark" to their face deserves some kind of credit.

I didn't think I would see a good guy here, but I'm siding firmly with the douchebag lawyer.

And really, those cops are an embarrassment. I saw like four or five of them and not one was under 300 lbs. If a toddler ran rampant in their district is there a single cop capable of catching it?

quadzilla: It is unreal how coveted a position in the public defender's office is here - you have to jump through all sorts of hoops - thinly disguised political vetting no doubt - just to be an assistant to the assistant clerk. It just kills to see a guy throw away an opportunity that so many would give anything to get just a whiff at.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Damn, tree huggers slay me.

Boy, there's degenerate losers everywhere. If you want to defend them, just fire up that Land Rover daddy bought you and drive to the county next door. It may not be as cool but, at least your still "fighting the good fight".

Their stupidity amuses me.
Is it so hard to just shut the fark up?
They should know this from their schooling and jobs.

quadzilla: It is unreal how coveted a position in the public defender's office is here - you have to jump through all sorts of hoops - thinly disguised political vetting no doubt - just to be an assistant to the assistant clerk. It just kills to see a guy throw away an opportunity that so many would give anything to get just a whiff at.

Huh, the PD was the good guy. He just got a fine for being drunk. Nothing will come of that, it was on his own dime. And I doubt the charge will stick anyhow if he contests it. He was the passenger in the car; that's not drunk in public.

He was the passenger in the car; that's not drunk in public.



I guess that depends on the jurisdiction. Here, it certainly IS Drunk in Public. In fact, if you're drunk on your own front porch, sitting on your own front porch sofa, you can indeed be convicted of DIP.

/Don't ask why I know this

Dread Pirate Slasher: The one dude looks like Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte's love child.

I came in here to say the Matthew McConaughey bit. Nick Nolte fits in just fine too. Well done!

shanrick: Mmmmmm-hmmmmmmm! That is a tasty burger.

Is that a Big Kahuna burger?

iamrobot: as much as I hate lawyers...public defenders are the best of their lot, and anyone who calls a fatass cop a "fat fark" to their face deserves some kind of credit.

I didn't think I would see a good guy here, but I'm siding firmly with the douchebag lawyer.

And really, those cops are an embarrassment. I saw like four or five of them and not one was under 300 lbs. If a toddler ran rampant in their district is there a single cop capable of catching it?

I was watching COPS tonight and the 2nd half was a repeat but it was a classic because a FAT cop caught a much younger and skinnier guy that took off running. The FAT cop even said to the guy. You got caught by a FAT COP, one of the funniest moments ever on COPS.

You can hate on the police all you want. Those that do are the idiots of the world that have no clue what police work is like and I doubt you would last a single week as an officer but go ahead and hate them. You are just another tuff guy.

Gyrfalcon: depmode98: why do they want to go to county?

They're drunk.
Alternatively: Because they're hoping to spend the night in booking instead of in the drunk tank where their nice clothes will get stolen and their pretty faces will get messed up by all the big drunker rednecks and black gangsters already in the drunk tank.

Hope they remember the old adage about people who represent themselves and fools of clients.

i have spent the night in the drunk tank in OKC... not fun. couple of tools like that would get their faces raped. only reason i survived is because i got thrown in there with four other friends... interesting night.

The Asshole Guy: i

I was watching COPS tonight and the 2nd half was a repeat but it was a classic because a FAT cop caught a much younger and skinnier guy that took off running. The FAT cop even said to the guy. You got caught by a FAT COP, one of the funniest moments ever on COPS.

You can hate on the police all you want. Those that do are the idiots of the world that have no clue what police work is like and I doubt you would last a single week as an officer but go ahead and hate them. You are just another tuff guy.

That would totally bite, getting caught by a fat cop. Especially if the guy got brought into holding by the fat, sweaty cop, who would, I'm sure, let everyone know he chased down the skinny bad guy and caught him.

Not that there's any excuse for bad or dirty cops, but anyone who takes a job where you get shot at for a living is just behind people who take jobs running into burning buildings in my book.

I just had a flash on Lebowski, Walter and Donnie in a windowless vehicle; but nevermind, wrong movie. VODAK

iamrobot: as much as I hate lawyers...public defenders are the best of their lot, and anyone who calls a fatass cop a "fat fark" to their face deserves some kind of credit.

I didn't think I would see a good guy here, but I'm siding firmly with the douchebag lawyer.

And really, those cops are an embarrassment. I saw like four or five of them and not one was under 300 lbs. If a toddler ran rampant in their district is there a single cop capable of catching it?

What a cool guy you must be.
Can't wait for your interview in this month's Internet Tough Guy magazine.

Well I've always thought that What'a'burger was a better option than Mcdonalds, BK and Wendys. And it's open 24/7 so you can get your burger kicks at 3am

/So what is the best burger joint anyway?

One less lawyer! Woot!

Oh wait, they don't execute for DUI in the United States of Asinine.

Better to let'm kill someone first, then ask questions.

So... a spanking is in order...

Gyrfalcon: The Asshole Guy: i

I was watching COPS tonight and the 2nd half was a repeat but it was a classic because a FAT cop caught a much younger and skinnier guy that took off running. The FAT cop even said to the guy. You got caught by a FAT COP, one of the funniest moments ever on COPS.

You can hate on the police all you want. Those that do are the idiots of the world that have no clue what police work is like and I doubt you would last a single week as an officer but go ahead and hate them. You are just another tuff guy.

That would totally bite, getting caught by a fat cop. Especially if the guy got brought into holding by the fat, sweaty cop, who would, I'm sure, let everyone know he chased down the skinny bad guy and caught him.

Not that there's any excuse for bad or dirty cops, but anyone who takes a job where you get shot at for a living is just behind people who take jobs running into burning buildings in my book.

Honestly, I can't think of anyone that I work with that wouldn't run into a burning building if we heard someone screaming for help if we happen to get there before fire department.

Actually I take that back. I know a small handful that are pieces of crap but other than that, yeah.

/I'm not fat, but I'm not skinny. I point that out when I catch the geekers or thugs who make me run.

Drive through lanes always have left turns. Unless it's a straight shot through, but those are rare. If you're making right turns in a drive through you're probably doing it wrong.

shinjitsuism

/So what is the best burger joint anyway?

The bacon cheese with crinkle fries at Smokey's Burien, Washington.

For at least 20 years.

/YMMV

Gyrfalcon: The Asshole Guy: i

I was watching COPS tonight and the 2nd half was a repeat but it was a classic because a FAT cop caught a much younger and skinnier guy that took off running. The FAT cop even said to the guy. You got caught by a FAT COP, one of the funniest moments ever on COPS.

You can hate on the police all you want. Those that do are the idiots of the world that have no clue what police work is like and I doubt you would last a single week as an officer but go ahead and hate them. You are just another tuff guy.

That would totally bite, getting caught by a fat cop. Especially if the guy got brought into holding by the fat, sweaty cop, who would, I'm sure, let everyone know he chased down the skinny bad guy and caught him.

Not that there's any excuse for bad or dirty cops, but anyone who takes a job where you get shot at for a living is just behind people who take jobs running into burning buildings in my book.


So do I get a cookie? Cause I've done both of those jobs and I didn't get paid to run into burning buildings. I did that for free, getting shot at though. I was at least paid for that one but on the upside you get to drive really fast and make people get out of your way, at least the smart ones do. There are some really dumb people in this world that have no clue what flashing lights and a siren mean.

They had the right to remain silent, they just didn't have the ability.

/apologies to "Tater Salad"

Speaking of Whataburger...

/and but so

First of all, I can't believe this guy is actually a 42 year old attorney.



But my favorite part of the video is when he starts naming judges and declares, "When everybody sees this they're going to believe ME!" You'd think an experienced attorney would be smarter, but alcohol does some funny things to people.