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(Telegraph) Dumbass Guy driving 38-ton truck erratically down highway wasn't drunk, he was watching "Battlestar Galactica"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 70
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WildGriffin 2008-09-13 07:01:44 PM  
im watching battlestar as i type

 
ModernRomeo 2008-09-13 07:02:17 PM  
Dad?

 
hipsellipsis 2008-09-13 07:04:03 PM  
hipsellipsis: Boobies

Pwned! Exactly my plan.

 
Yogimus 2008-09-13 07:04:20 PM  
At least he wasn't sleeping.

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:04:23 PM  
Frakking retard.

 
rmoody 2008-09-13 07:04:41 PM  
I always worry when I see porn shops with tractor trailer parking...

 
fireclown 2008-09-13 07:05:28 PM  
tighroslin.com

SO SAY WE ALL! (new window)

/hotlinked for strength and purpose

 
meerkat 2008-09-13 07:06:45 PM  
Try driving around Atlanta, you'll see it all. People dressing, applying makeup, reading books, papers, or whatever.

My favorite is the person with a cigarette (or coffee) in one hand, cell phone in the other, driving with their knee and digging through something on the passenger seat.

Go ahead take up three lanes, I'm sure you're more important than everyone else!

 
centralciudad 2008-09-13 07:06:59 PM  
Bears
Beets
Battlestar Galactica

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-09-13 07:08:15 PM  
He was watching a show about machines gone out of control becoming a danger to human beings and...


/gets aspirin

 
eyehate [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:12:38 PM  
Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.

 
Nebulious [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:16:02 PM  
The article isn;t clear. Was he watching the original series or the new one? Most importantly, is HE the last cylon?

 
ethics-gradient 2008-09-13 07:22:10 PM  
Yeah. I know a truck driver who said he read books while driving.

 
aladywhoknows 2008-09-13 07:27:03 PM  
centralciudad: Bears
Beets
Battlestar Galactica




I came here to say this.

 
IonBeam2 2008-09-13 07:27:35 PM  
Mr Beeson said: "My client's case is 'Yes I was driving along, yes I did have my laptop on the dashboard, but it had a Google map or whatever on it.'

Google map or whatever?

 
CruJones 2008-09-13 07:28:15 PM  
I just watched the whole series (what there is so far) in the last three weeks, on my laptop while driving, so I'm getting...

Well, not while driving.

 
CruJones 2008-09-13 07:29:16 PM  
I meant to add, that I would like a female cylon. Any of the models would be OK.

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-09-13 07:29:42 PM  
Jacked off dry and all by imagination in beltway rush hour traffic, driving a semi. (almost rear-ended some 4wheeler too)

/ftw.

 
ethics-gradient 2008-09-13 07:32:33 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Jacked off dry and all by imagination in beltway rush hour traffic, driving a semi. (almost rear-ended some 4wheeler too)

Well yes, but most people expect truck drivers to be doing that.

/Truck driver.

 
Fluid 2008-09-13 07:33:05 PM  
Mr. Beeson? Now there's a name.

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:33:52 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Jacked off dry and all by imagination in beltway rush hour traffic, driving a semi. (almost rear-ended some 4wheeler too)

/ftw.


you were driving erotically

 
iamrobot 2008-09-13 07:40:31 PM  
eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.


nway. Roslin all the way.

/hasn't seen season 4 so DON'T correct me if I'm wrong...

 
nephil 2008-09-13 07:40:31 PM  
Wow, a truck driving nerd.

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-09-13 07:41:49 PM  
Overrated show.

 
fireclown 2008-09-13 07:45:19 PM  
iamrobot: nway. Roslin all the way

It depends on if the cylons want humanity destroyed. If so, the unbelievably inept Roslin is a cylon.

 
Schfanzst! [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:48:57 PM  
IonBeam2: Mr Beeson said: "My client's case is 'Yes I was driving along, yes I did have my laptop on the dashboard, but it had a Google map or whatever on it.'

Google map or whatever?


Mr. Beeson is the Ric Romero of law.

 
Cameron_Talley 2008-09-13 07:51:58 PM  
It's in the FRAKKIN' SHIP!

 
tshetter 2008-09-13 07:55:08 PM  
Would make you swerve:

www.juicemag.co.uk

NSFNF (not safe for new fark):

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

 
Reverend J 2008-09-13 08:10:31 PM  
tshetter: Would make you swerve:

Link (new window)



I'll be in my bunk.

 
Klivian 2008-09-13 08:13:44 PM  
Am I the only one who gave up after the 3rd season when they went on that long hiatus? I got tired of all the soap-operay nonsense. We get it Adama likes Starbuck, but they married other people, now get back to blowing shiat up!

 
gorgor 2008-09-13 08:16:23 PM  
APPROVES (new window)

 
SwallowTheKnife 2008-09-13 08:25:59 PM  
Heh. I got a flip-out screen in my dash (I know, I'm super fast2furious) and on my drives back to university it was an hour and a half long stretch of nothing (the 403 from Toronto to London for you Ontario farkers). At night it was virtually empty, so I threw on an episode or two of (whatever show I was into at the time) and just checked out the screen every 5 seconds to see what was going on. A couple of friends thought it was stupid, but it's not like I was driving around staring non-stop at the screen.

/Maybe stupid.
//But at least I wasn't bored!

 
Nidiot 2008-09-13 08:36:26 PM  
Klivian: Am I the only one who gave up after the 3rd season when they went on that long hiatus? I got tired of all the soap-operay nonsense. We get it Adama likes Starbuck, but they married other people, now get back to blowing shiat up!

I agree, when it is all about Starbuck's romantic messes I really don't care anymore. Surely there are enough soap operas on tv already. Give us back our sci-fi warfare.

 
buckup23 2008-09-13 08:37:22 PM  
Drew, If you bring back foobies to the maine page I will give you $5 a month.

 
Mobkey [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 08:40:41 PM  
eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.


Yeah I really doubt it.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 08:47:24 PM  
It's a better excuse than that he was doing meth off the ass of the hooker who was giving him a bj in the passenger seat.

 
Schfanzst! [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 08:49:06 PM  
Mobkey: eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.

Yeah I really doubt it.


I betcha it is Roslin's first assistant Billy.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 08:51:14 PM  
I drove from Amherst, MA to Stony Brook, NY watching Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I started when I left, and I finished as I pulled into my driveway. I suppose it was one of the stupidest things I've ever done, but I'm pretty sure I stayed in the lines and didn't hit or kill anyone or thing on my way.

/Pretty sure

 
Nullav 2008-09-13 08:54:46 PM  
hipsellipsis: Boobies

Last post? :D

 
aedude01 2008-09-13 09:00:08 PM  
Schfanzst!: Mobkey: eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.

Yeah I really doubt it.

I betcha it is Roslin's first assistant Billy.


actually its Lee

 
Nidiot 2008-09-13 09:04:01 PM  
Schfanzst!: Mobkey: eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.

Yeah I really doubt it.

I betcha it is Roslin's first assistant Billy.


Yes... I knew there was a reason I didn't like him.

 
Papageorgeo [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 09:11:00 PM  
Reverend J: I'll be in my bunk.

Came for a Firefly reference. Was not disappointed.

Firefly > BG

Discuss.

 
E Arkhe 2008-09-13 09:17:12 PM  
I really miss Billy :( He was adorable.

 
HamSlammer 2008-09-13 09:24:35 PM  
tshetter: Would make you swerve:



NSFNF (not safe for new fark):

Link (new window)

Link (new window)


Thanks!

/slobber

 
Schfanzst! [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 09:42:25 PM  
Papageorgeo: Firefly > BG

Discuss.


Ha HA!

Silly post.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 09:47:48 PM  
Oh man... first time I was ever a guest at a convention Katie Sackhoff was a guest too. Sat next to me at the guest dinner, wore these hip hugger jeans and a thong. Oh so very hot.

That whole show is pretty much Hot People in Space.


And am I alone in thinking Chief Tyrel is hot? Something about him just makes me want to put on something frilly and knit for him.

 
dervish16108 2008-09-13 09:51:02 PM  
I'm watching Macross 7, but maybe I should be watching Battlestar Galactica instead!

 
i'm driving my life away 2008-09-13 09:57:34 PM  
ethics-gradient: GonzoNihilist: Jacked off dry and all by imagination in beltway rush hour traffic, driving a semi. (almost rear-ended some 4wheeler too)

Well yes, but most people expect truck drivers to be doing that.

/Truck driver.


i'm a drunk, stoned canadian trucker so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies

 
ramblur 2008-09-13 10:01:54 PM  
Schfanzst!: Mobkey: eyehate: Thrace is the final cylon.

Or Baltar.

Yeah I really doubt it.

I betcha it is Roslin's first assistant Billy.


That is an interesting possibility. I had read somewhere that Paul Campbell might be written back into the show because his character was so well liked by fans. But how could that be done and it make sense....unless....! Sorry, what was this thread about? Oh yeah, truckers.

 
Wulfhardt 2008-09-13 10:04:53 PM  
Then Stupid says, "no wait, I was reading a map on the laptop!"

As if pissing around with ANYTHING is just fine, while driving a rig. If he needed a map, he should have pulled over and looked at it. But I think we all know he's full of it. I hope they revoke his license.

 
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