I thought we already covered this topic. Or at least Dwight did.

His nickname is Buster.

So in Chicago you can serve staples but not Foe Gras, huh.

Who would have thought that staples would be the new staple crop?

staples and a finger?

The suit claims Potbelly was negligent in failing to use reasonable care in preparation of its products, failing to properly guard against contamination, failing to supervise the preparation of its products and failing to properly train and supervise personnel.

They have that kind of training? In my fast food days, I must've fallen asleep through the "don't put staples in people's food" training.

/I got nothin'

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I worry about office supplies in my food frequently.

I use a stapler to close bags of frozen food and one of these days I'm bound to swallow a staple despite being very careful with the staple remover.

I also use a lot of rubber bands and crocodile paper clips but you're not likely to swallow one of those.

Desk organizers and pencil holders are very useful in the kitchen also.

With these 3-d printers they have nowadays and that fad for paper food, it's only a matter of time before somebody combines them and creates faxable food.

Yes, I've actually thought that thought.

And you thought the article was weird.

How did he swallow all those staples before he finally noticed? Doesn't he chew?

Also:


"I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!"

/Does not like this trend

Jings! A scotch tapeworm!

I don't think I'd eating some Staples, but the key is to get 'em when they're fresh...

/mind

That's a cheap way to get your stomach stapled. Maybe the company's health care recommended this.

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That was easy.

This smells of fraud. Especially when looking at the claims made.

/permanent injury? need details

Irene Casey made that with love, eat slowly.

wumpus: Irene Casey made that with love, eat slowly.

OMGWTFRANT I love you. I'd bake you a cookie with thumbtacks in it.