Condoms, people. Condoms.

got herpes?

your attempt at humor has not succeeded.

Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Rainbow parties?

Can I come too?

[checks Travelocity for departing flights to Chile}

Giggity.

From now on I will never kiss girls from Chile. Gross.

/Lip sores FTW!

hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Are you kidding? It'd be a total sausage fest... oh wait never mind I could totally go for that :)

"Teenage boys try to 'make out' with as many girls as possible. More at 11."

Essex: hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Are you kidding? It'd be a total sausage fest... oh wait never mind I could totally go for that :)

I could too.
=]

At the Bar Urbano disco


Cool I have bar named after me.

/Not "Bar"
//Not "Disco" either damn it.

This is alarming. These immigrants are going to come over here and bring there Poncea parties with them, infecting our youth, no doubt.

There's a pet peeve in their too.

/pet peeve ready

hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Really? you wanna see thse poeple taking off their shirts and trying to make out with the ladies?

Here in America, this is known as freshman year of college. Or, maybe that was just my freshman year of undergraduate studies.

/We're not the world leader we once were.

damn parties/clubs are so much better in euro/s am than here.

I never like headlines that start out with "Old and Busted," but I laughed at this headline. Golf clap Smitty.

the_good_senator: Here in America, this is known as freshman year of college. Or, maybe that was just my freshman year of undergraduate studies.

/We're not the world leader we once were.

If making out like crazy was all you were doing freshmen year in college then you were at the wrong school.

Two points:
1) If you make out with multiple people, you will have a miserable freaking sore throat for days afterwards. (Been there, done that, always got the damn sore throat)

2) The more I hear about today's teenagers, the more I curse the fact that I was born too soon.

iLOL'd

+1 for you Subby

Be funny to see 100 people walking around the high school campus with lip sores.

Whatever, if it floats their boat, carry on. They're only pushing the envelope on their sexual development which will lead to 'issues' later in life. Behold the aging hippies & survivors of the 60s as example.

They'll do it or they won't do it, doesn't really matter what people think about it.

Got my tickets books and some pancake make-up ready.

Ponceanucleosis?

TheRedMonkey: the_good_senator: Here in America, this is known as freshman year of college. Or, maybe that was just my freshman year of undergraduate studies.

/We're not the world leader we once were.

If making out like crazy was all you were doing freshmen year in college then you were at the wrong school.

Maybe you were at the wrong school?

AaronSynn: Two points:
1) If you make out with multiple people, you will have a miserable freaking sore throat for days afterwards. (Been there, done that, always got the damn sore throat)

2) The more I hear about today's teenagers, the more I curse the fact that I was born too soon.

that sore throat thing is the truth, ugh.

I always kinda feel sorry for older folks that in their youth, not nearly as many chicks were open whores. :(

"Spin the bottle" and "7-minutes in heaven". Junior high school. Good times.

/a far cry from what kids these days do
//my lawn, off of it!

Infectious mononucleosis

Hmmmmm...mmmmmm. Nothing like a good case of mono to brighten up your day.

Seacop: hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Really? You wanna see these people taking off their shirts and trying to make out with the ladies? Fixed the spelling for you.

Funny, I always called that "Friday".

There was a teen dance party in "The Giant Gila Monster".

Apparently the antidote is playing an amazingly repetitive song on a very small banjo - a "personal pan banjo", if you will.

Damn the Internet! If it wasn't for the Internet, Latin people would never have discovered sex!
[Univision must not pre-date the internet].

Hmm. If it was sex, count me in.

If it's just kissing... screw that.

hollahollaholz: Essex: hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Are you kidding? It'd be a total sausage fest... oh wait never mind I could totally go for that :)

I could too.
=]

RE: Mahk's TMBG pic--

My husband recently called me on the fact I was first attracted to him because he looked and sounded like John Linnel. So, uh, I guess I wouldn't mind.

Call us when the teens are shocked at the consequences of their own actions....

"But if someone told me.....I never would have.......'

New years Eve?

I guess that Sex Education minus the abstinence part is really working out well huh?

I found a video of one of these 'ponceas' on youtube, pretty cool stuff.

Link (new window)

/what's the deal with all the lard?

Too bad this is old news and the Seattle Times is plagiarizing Newsweek.

Also...

Makh: Seacop: hollahollaholz: Oh haaaay that sounds fun.
Let's have a Fark poncea next.

Really? You wanna see these people taking off their shirts and trying to make out with the ladies? Fixed the spelling for you.

Here's some pictures a couple days after the party.









They all want the stupid spoiled whore video playset for Christmas.

Why do all the good trends happen to these other generations. My generation dealt with the crack epidemic and the development of gangster rap, where getting shot was deemed cool.

//The 80's

An entire religious culture forced to view the effects of abstinence only education? This should be interesting.

AaronSynn: Two points:
1) If you make out with multiple people, you will have a miserable freaking sore throat for days afterwards. (Been there, done that, always got the damn sore throat)

2) The more I hear about today's teenagers, the more I curse the fact that I was born too soon.

If you have a "freakin sore throat for days", I'm not sure it was "making out".

/gag reflex much?

Ok, I speak Spanish and I've never heard of "poncea." I guess I'm not down with the hip kids' Spanish speak.

pvd021: My generation dealt with the crack epidemic and the development of gangster rap, where getting shot was deemed cool.

No shiat. Crack, AIDS and Day-Glo clothes. Yay '80s!!!

And how is this different than the last fark party I attended?