Where was the third robber?

It really was more of a burgundy.

Anyone that would risk years in prison for the contents of a cash register probably isn't going to be on the high side of the ol' IQ scale.

Darbus: It really was more of a burgundy.

Nice.

For some reason story reminds me of the fact that I remember a time when all cash registers were mechanical. Back when nickels had bees on them, and we'd say give me five bees for a quarter...

vossiewulf: For some reason story reminds me of the fact that I remember a time when all cash registers were mechanical. Back when nickels had bees on them, and we'd say give me five bees for a quarter...

Then, we'd tie an onion to our belt, because that was the style in those days...

vossiewulf


/I know it's a Simpsons reference, but I couldn't pass up the chance.

why does Modesto hate Buddhism?

They could grasp it by the cord.

undercurrent: why does Modesto hate Buddhism?

Enlightenment is immodest.

Any idiot knows cars are heavy!
Now, so does he.
/papa titus

I remember when the coppers were "Andy and Barney".
Uh, officer Royjinder, I can't say your name without getting a spell check and a hotlink for curry......

So I asked him what his last name was, and he said "Singh".
I did a few bars of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
He said this is Modesto.
So I finished up with "La Cucaracha".
La cucaracha, la cucaracha. Ya no puede caminar. Porque no tiene, porque me falta. Marijuana que fumar....

Santa Claus County? cool.