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(modbee.com) Amusing Robbers with clever plan to steal the entire cash register during robbery fail to anticipate one small thing: cash registers are heavy   (modbee.com) divider line 16
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 02:36:07 PM  
Where was the third robber?

 
Darbus 2008-09-13 02:43:37 PM  
It really was more of a burgundy.

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 02:44:15 PM  
Anyone that would risk years in prison for the contents of a cash register probably isn't going to be on the high side of the ol' IQ scale.

 
enjoyduff 2008-09-13 02:45:02 PM  
Darbus: It really was more of a burgundy.

Nice.

 
vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 02:57:08 PM  
For some reason story reminds me of the fact that I remember a time when all cash registers were mechanical. Back when nickels had bees on them, and we'd say give me five bees for a quarter...

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-09-13 03:01:54 PM  
vossiewulf: For some reason story reminds me of the fact that I remember a time when all cash registers were mechanical. Back when nickels had bees on them, and we'd say give me five bees for a quarter...

Then, we'd tie an onion to our belt, because that was the style in those days...

 
Good Behavior Day 2008-09-13 03:04:49 PM  
vossiewulf
www.coinlink.com

/I know it's a Simpsons reference, but I couldn't pass up the chance.

 
undercurrent 2008-09-13 03:21:54 PM  
why does Modesto hate Buddhism?

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 03:30:38 PM  
They could grasp it by the cord.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-09-13 03:38:33 PM  
undercurrent: why does Modesto hate Buddhism?

Enlightenment is immodest.

 
riverhawk 2008-09-13 04:00:20 PM  
i36.tinypic.com

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:39:51 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

 
knedgecko 2008-09-13 05:41:26 PM  
Any idiot knows cars are heavy!
Now, so does he.
/papa titus

 
PokeyMon 2008-09-13 06:09:29 PM  
I remember when the coppers were "Andy and Barney".
Uh, officer Royjinder, I can't say your name without getting a spell check and a hotlink for curry......

 
PokeyMon 2008-09-13 06:24:37 PM  
So I asked him what his last name was, and he said "Singh".
I did a few bars of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
He said this is Modesto.
So I finished up with "La Cucaracha".
La cucaracha, la cucaracha. Ya no puede caminar. Porque no tiene, porque me falta. Marijuana que fumar....

 
ICDedPpl 2008-09-13 07:24:53 PM  
Santa Claus County? cool.

 
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