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(New York Daily News) Obvious New York City has Broadway, superb shopping, the finest art galleries, the most diverse and stylish denizens - but if you want hot-looking people, go to Miami   (nydailynews.com) divider line 70
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PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 12:22:33 PM  
The Daily News is less Trig Palin than the Post, but it sure ain't Forest Gump.

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-09-13 01:35:47 PM  
Sweaty, dishevelled, and just having been relieved of your wallet and the contents of your car isn't the kind of hot-looking I'd go for.

.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 01:43:49 PM  
Does Hurricane Katrina-shattered New Orleans really have more "destination restaurants" and better live music?

Yes, dipshiat. The French Quarter was open for business the next day after Katrina.

Miami...that depends what part you're looking at. South Beach is a relatively small segment of Miami.

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 02:12:47 PM  
I call shenanigans. Everyone knows Charleston SC has more hotties per capita than any other place.

 
CastorTroy [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 02:55:26 PM  
Zarkin Frood: I call shenanigans.

I call your shenanigans. Miami's proven itself. Pics of hot Charleston chicks or GTFO.

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 03:28:07 PM  
CastorTroy: Zarkin Frood: I call shenanigans.

I call your shenanigans. Miami's proven itself. Pics of hot Charleston chicks or GTFO.


Does a sexy party count?
i201.photobucket.com

Oh, and my friend Tara Lynn, the local CSB affiliate reporter:
i190.photobucket.com

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-09-13 04:01:23 PM  
Zarkin Frood: CastorTroy: Zarkin Frood: I call shenanigans.

I call your shenanigans. Miami's proven itself. Pics of hot Charleston chicks or GTFO.

Does a sexy party count?


Oh, and my friend Tara Lynn, the local CSB affiliate reporter:


I'm moving.

 
henryhill 2008-09-13 04:05:48 PM  
Florida is for Cubans and rednecks, no thanks

 
NYZooMan 2008-09-13 04:10:01 PM  
Miami 'hot' = skank.

 
Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:11:19 PM  
there are a ton of hot chicks in miami/fort lauderdale - more than anywhere in the us of a. i've lived all over, including northern and southern ca, so trust me on this. i once talked to a local guy who searched for playboy models, and he said he found more at the coral ridge (ftl) Publix than anywhere. everybody's gotta eat!

 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:11:32 PM  
eqtworld: Being beautiful is not all fun and games, there are downsides as well.

Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

/not that most of you would have any idea what that feels like


No, I can't say that I do.

 
damiangerous [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:12:18 PM  
Wow, someone's throwing quite the little temper tantrum.

 
deevo 2008-09-13 04:17:17 PM  
Ponder this question: Where is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade held? In Manhattan, of course.

What was Travel Leisure's top-ranked Thanksgiving weekend destination? Honolulu.

Does Honolulu even have a Thanksgiving Day parade?


Did this author ever actually go to the Macy's parade? I went once when I was about nine years old. It was below-freezing. We stood on the sidewalk twenty blocks away and all we could see were balloons once every twenty minutes. It was a hell of a day.

/and the Cat in the Hat didn't even knock a lamppost on my skull

 
Raydr 2008-09-13 04:20:28 PM  
Miami is at the top of the list in looks, but at the bottom in friendliness. Everyone is stuck up, materialistic, superficial, etc.

I know, I just moved away after living there for 2 years and couldn't take it anymore.

/in Dallas now, which is apparently home of the single mother, but people are much cooler.

 
Bigsigh 2008-09-13 04:22:13 PM  
As someone originally from just outside NY I resent this. But, I've also never been to Miami. The rest of florida isn't looking so good from my experiences.

/not hot

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:27:09 PM  
NYZooMan: Miami 'hot' = skank.

Oh, where would we be without your idiotic generalizations? NY Zoo Man, you are the king of Needs Donkey Punch, and I don't salute you.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:27:18 PM  
fark Miami, Texas and California got all the hot women.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:28:05 PM  
eqtworld: Being beautiful is not all fun and games, there are downsides as well.

Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

/not that most of you would have any idea what that feels like


*checks profile*

Not that you would have any idea what that feels like.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:28:40 PM  
seminole87: Zarkin Frood: CastorTroy: Zarkin Frood: I call shenanigans.

I call your shenanigans. Miami's proven itself. Pics of hot Charleston chicks or GTFO.

Does a sexy party count?


Oh, and my friend Tara Lynn, the local CSB affiliate reporter:

Tara has a manface.


Pffft, at least YOU don't

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:32:49 PM  
eqtworld: Marla Singer's Laundry: Not that you would have any idea what that feels like.

I AM VERY PRETTY GODDAMMIT

/me= pretty girl


Ok, now I'm thinking you're confused sexually. Anyways, just kidding you.

 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:35:38 PM  
eqtworld: Marla Singer's Laundry: Not that you would have any idea what that feels like.

I AM VERY PRETTY GODDAMMIT

/me= pretty girl


*transports to the land of rainbows and unicorns*

I think you'll find that enviornment a little more comfortable.

 
CruJones 2008-09-13 04:37:41 PM  
actually Oxford, MS has the highest percentage of hot chicks at least. Especially a day like today with a football game.

/Hugh Hefner even admitted as much
//stay away from San Antonio, we have the fattest people on the planet

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 04:43:18 PM  
eqtworld: Marla Singer's Laundry: Ok, now I'm thinking you're confused sexually.

I'm confused in lots of ways

seriously though, the girls in Miami are very hot. I guess when you live someplace where it's miserably hot most of the time and a common social activity is going to the beach, people tend to not eat as much.

That being said:

I'm a pretty pretty princess *puts on sparkly tiara*


heh heh

My guess would be there's a lot of money around there.

 
alfredromeo 2008-09-13 04:46:12 PM  
John McCain is watching this thread:

writeorama.com

 
ben zona 2008-09-13 04:53:56 PM  
alfredromeo: John McCain is watching this thread:

Now that was completely uncalled for.

 
little_farker 2008-09-13 04:55:28 PM  
alfredromeo: John McCain is watching this thread:

Oh dear god that's a scary ugly picture

 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 05:01:49 PM  
alfredromeo: John McCain is watching this thread:

*twitch* *twitch*
I think my eyes have just been scarred for life.

 
AlrightGuy 2008-09-13 05:06:43 PM  
alfredromeo: John McCain is watching this thread:

You know who else liked being photographed from a lower angle with dramatic lighting?

 
maceinator 2008-09-13 05:08:53 PM  


This native NYer begs to differ:



i340.photobucket.com



i340.photobucket.com


 
CruJones 2008-09-13 05:14:32 PM  
little_farker: alfredromeo: John McCain is watching this thread:

Oh dear god that's a scary ugly picture


Huh, I kind of like that picture, and I'm not a McCain fan.

 
Gigglecream 2008-09-13 05:18:50 PM  
eqtworld: Being beautiful is not all fun and games, there are downsides as well.

Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

/not that most of you would have any idea what that feels like


Does it come with sense of arrogance and self-entitlement?

 
Rambino 2008-09-13 05:21:24 PM  
Well, on the upside, at least NY leads the nation in narcissistically myopic newspaper "journalists."

 
Quintessence 2008-09-13 05:24:08 PM  
Awesome example of the news media's/New Yorkers' parochial egocentrism:

FTFA: "Some of the other rankings were, to put it kindly, somewhat suspicious.
Ponder this question: Where is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade held? In Manhattan, of course.
What was Travel Leisure's top-ranked Thanksgiving weekend destination? Honolulu.
Does Honolulu even have a Thanksgiving Day parade?"


Do they seriously think that most people define Thanksgiving by their floating balloon animals? Other than the surfing, perfect weather, fresh seafood, gorgeous vistas, lack of traffic, and friendly people, why would anyone prefer Hawaii over NY for a vacation?

"Also, how did Washington beat out New York as the top cultural getaway?"

Maybe the metric farkton of museums has something to do with it? There's more to "culture" than shopping in Manhattan.

 
OscarTamerz 2008-09-13 05:24:31 PM  
In all, New York rated tops in 10 categories and tied for first with Chicago for having the nation's most beautiful skyline.

www.geo.arizona.edu

Nice try but SLC for the win in that category. Life is hard living in an Ansel Adams photograph.

 
viccellini 2008-09-13 05:32:41 PM  
Because nothing says hot like leathery overly tanned women with fake foobies?

No thanks.

 
okami36 2008-09-13 05:35:24 PM  
eqtworld: Marla Singer's Laundry: Not that you would have any idea what that feels like.

I AM VERY PRETTY GODDAMMIT

/me= pretty girl


I feel pretty!
Oh, so pretty!
Pretty
and witty
and bright!

And I pity
any girl who
isn't me tonight!

 
carmody 2008-09-13 05:38:55 PM  
The chicks are hotter in NYC. All the Miami girls go for that horrid Barbie-does-plastic-surgery look, and it's farking gross. (See: Brooke Hogan.)

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-09-13 05:43:13 PM  
viccellini: Because nothing says hot like leathery overly tanned women with fake foobies?



you forgot to mention their penises.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-09-13 05:45:24 PM  
Rambino: Well, on the upside, at least NY leads the nation in narcissistically myopic newspaper "journalists."

...for 200 years.

fnyc

 
Gigglecream 2008-09-13 05:48:41 PM  
If the cast of 'Cloverfield' has any resemblance to the people in NYC, then I hate the place .

/never been to NYC
//doesn't like hipster parties unless they are interrupted by gigantic monsters.

 
Guffy 2008-09-13 06:00:12 PM  
I didn't know Haitians & Cubans were "hot"

 
Bob16 2008-09-13 06:13:40 PM  
At least in NY i can watch tv or read without sweating.

What idiot came up with the bright idea that florida has an ideal climate.

 
Phil McKraken 2008-09-13 06:14:50 PM  
Anything north of the Mason-Dixon line is devoid of hot chicks.

 
Bob16 2008-09-13 06:22:46 PM  
>> Anything north of the Mason-Dixon line is devoid of hot chicks.

Hot chicks being defined as women without brains that will fark dumb ass Goobers and Gomers.

Man i met some dumb broads in Florida.

 
Shazzoir [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 06:39:41 PM  
eqtworld: Being beautiful is not all fun and games, there are downsides as well.

Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

/not that most of you would have any idea what that feels like


Um, I think you dropped this...

img46.imageshack.us

 
Bob16 2008-09-13 06:47:10 PM  
>> Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

See Preston Sturges third aristocracy (i,e. the aristocracy of "tits and ass") as portrayed in "The Palm Beach Story".

Yeah you got it rough. Break a nail today ?

 
towatchoverme 2008-09-13 06:51:54 PM  
eqtworld: Marla Singer's Laundry: Not that you would have any idea what that feels like.

I AM VERY PRETTY GODDAMMIT

/me= pretty girl


The Towatchoverme AttentionwhoreomaticTM

I just hate my (tiny/enormous/Hindenburgian) breasts. The other day, I was standing naked in front of my (boyfriend/gay roomate/schauzer) and he remarked that they looked like (two runny eggs on a plate/unpitted olives/Chernobyl cantelopes).

Why can't men appreciate women for their (minds/hearts/gymnastic flexibility) instead? Look, the (shy academic/flannel nightie-wearing prude/sexually repressed librarian) type needs love, too.

Okay, maybe I'm a little (drunk/hormonal/hopped up on Pez and Vicodin) but right now I could (send BIE/dry hump/bang like an epiliptic monkey at a drum kit) half the (guys/gals/married couples) in this thread.

Why, oh why am I so (lonely/horny/quivering, dripping and damp) right now? And why do so many people (on Fark/at my church/at my all-girl clothing-optional boarding school) hate me so much?

I am just being ME.

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 06:57:47 PM  
I defend the goat-ratings of NYC's fair lasses, but will concede that other parts of the country seem to have nicer-looking lesbians.

When the 2004 Republican Convention was held here, many Code Pink groups came in to protest. They were way hawter than local dykes.

 
Bob16 2008-09-13 07:02:15 PM  
>> >> Do you know what it's like when everyone you meet wants to have sex with you and views you as an object? It's not a good feeling

Note that it's real simple to look unattractive without even trying if you really want to

But their biggest fear is the day when men don't look at them anymore.

 
rosy621 [TotalFark] 2008-09-13 07:18:02 PM  
carmody: The chicks are hotter in NYC. All the Miami girls go for that horrid Barbie-does-plastic-surgery look, and it's farking gross. (See: Brooke Hogan.)

She's from Tampa. Don't judge Miami based on her. I lived there most of my life, and my self-esteem definitely reflects that. Me? Cute, but not Miami hot. :(

 
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