Nice try, but already done.

Link

Danger Avoid Death: Nice try, but already done.

New to this website are you? Already done is a prerequisite to going green.

Already done is a prerequisite to going green.

...and by making such a statement I have guaranteed the redness of this link.

/subby

Danger Avoid Death: Nice try, but already done.

Link

came here to say this

-1 for blatant rip-off

+1 regardless, unless you knew this was done before.

calbert: -1 for blatant rip-off

Dude, Eau De something has been used a billion times on Fark. It is the obvious, not a rip off.

/but you know, think what you want

LaChanz: calbert: -1 for blatant rip-off

Dude, Eau De something has been used a billion times on Fark. It is the obvious, not a rip off.

/but you know, think what you want

It's only because it ran such a short time ago. I know it's used hundreds of times here, and it will always show up in the future.

LaChanz: ...and by making such a statement I have guaranteed the redness of this link.



Haha, congratulations.

The original one already has my vote for headline of the year.

I think this entire thread should be dedicated to belittling LaChanz for his/her lack of creativity and blatant plagiarism. Who's with me?

LOLZ

Smells like, victrory?

No, that's ass.


/Ew

FAIL

For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

Lobster_of_Hate: For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

What about dead sea turtles suffering from scurvy, or scrofula? What if the turtle died from violence or suffocation, i.e. without any diseases being involved? Inquiring minds want to know.

mmmm Washbasin Fresh.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: The original one already has my vote for headline of the year.

Hmm ... Tough call, but I think I'm gonna have to vote for the "Juan Moore" headline.

Helen_Arigby: Lobster_of_Hate: For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

What about dead sea turtles suffering from scurvy, or scrofula? What if the turtle died from violence or suffocation, i.e. without any diseases being involved? Inquiring minds want to know.

Why? Which one are you worried about?

farfigneugan: I think this entire thread should be dedicated to belittling LaChanz for his/her lack of creativity and blatant plagiarism. Who's with me?

Yaaa me.

Lobster_of_Hate, thank you. My new word for the day is "botchulism". I plan to use it this morning to describe a particular person's ability to complete tasks correctly.

I liked the story about the dumbass that got a DWI while driving his buddy to a DWI trial.

/this isn't a parking spot? (opens bottles too)

I, for one, applaud LaChanz for his dedication to recycling.

tsk LaChanz

/ce link, she is hot.

I never heard it used before, so...

+ 1/2 to subby

/-1 for me not knowing.

Well +1 and -1 to subby. +1 for reminding me of my fav headline ever and -1 for stealing my fav headline ever.

Why is the re-use of "Eau De Humanity" wrong when dozens of submitters have jumped on the "EVERYBODY PANIC!" bandwagon?

/Eau Re-Do Dah Day

Hey, did you know the headline was used before?

_hehe

All I know is that something stinks.

Perfume inventor to friend: "What does this smell like?"
Friend: "Ew! Da toilet!"

Lobster_of_Hate: For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

Is that sea turtle that has died? Or a turtle from the Dead Sea? I must know!

Assimilate This: Lobster_of_Hate: For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

Is that sea turtle that has died? Or a turtle from the Dead Sea? I must know!

It's a turtle from the dead sea that died from perfume inhalation while eating 'tuna.'

FTFA: The principal said it's against the rules to bring perfume or glass on campus, so even though it appeared to be an accident, the girl probably will be disciplined.

Anyone else find this a little weird? The "no perfume" thing I can understand, but "no glass"? Most students are smart enough to bring their drinks in plastic bottles anyway, who needs to make a rule banning glass?

/I ask too many questions

Jgok: Assimilate This: Lobster_of_Hate: For the ladies out there...if your twat smells like a dead Sea Turtle suffering from botchulism, do not, I repeat, DO NOT put perfume on it.

Also it scares teachers and children...

/dnrtfa

Is that sea turtle that has died? Or a turtle from the Dead Sea? I must know!

It's a turtle from the dead sea that died from perfume inhalation while eating 'tuna.'

Was it a two-headed turtle?

Eleven middle school pupils and a driver were taken to a hospital Thursday

wtf, 12 people that shiat is worse than anthrax.

shamelessly stolen from some other farker

1978:

Girl spills her perfume on bus, stinks like hell. Kids make PEE YOO sounds and make fun of her. She eventually laughs. Everybody stinks all day. Teachers laugh. Kids go home and bathe, bus is cleaned, great story for kids to tell, that year.

2008:

Girl spills perfume on bus. Driver is overcome by fumes. Everybody loses their rag. Girl is disciplined, school board may be sued.

Driver: Why is the re-use of "Eau De Humanity" wrong when dozens of submitters have jumped on the "EVERYBODY PANIC!" bandwagon?

Let's try 'because its funny'?