King of Maine?

Who are you going to back, man?

/strangeguitar beat me to it

"This guy must be King of the Wicker People!"

I tell you I was the King of Maine

/now I eat humble pie

Kennedy isn't going to be happy about a wind-power dude.

Well I stood here before, out in the Portland rain
With some wicked cool visions running round my brain
With the cah in the yahd broke down it gives me pain
But it's my destiny to be the King of Maine...

unlikely: I tell you I was the King of Maine

/now I eat humble pie

Moxie Fruvous?

Hahah er...Moxy. Moxie is my dog. And the soda. Sorry.

strangeguitar: WalkingCarpet

he's looking at her boobies

WalkingCarpet gets a handshake.

/Sorry, looking for another excuse to use it.
//WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabama

That is Sofa King awesome!

Is he related to the Emperor of the USA?

But what about the ever important Princes of Maine and Kings of New England demographics?

in before the inevitable maine coon jokes...

Roman Fyseek: Kennedy isn't going to be happy about a wind-power dude.

Kennedy is in Mass, and heading towards Schivo.

Yeah, I instantly thought of Stephen King as well.

Sometimes, Dem is better!


/What I did, do you see it?

Curses. Beaten to the punch with a reference to the Emperor of These United States.

Ignorance breeds bliss. Shall I genuflect?

He's got executive experience!!

kartofelkopf: But what about the ever important Princes of Maine and Kings of New England demographics?

Damn, beaten.

I'll get suspicious though when I hear Fuzzy Stone voted.

Hey Clinton! Obama! Got problems? you phone me!

/Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Roman Fyseek: Kennedy isn't going to be happy about a wind-power dude.

He won't mind as long as it's not in his back yard.

But who does the King of Town support?

They wanted me to be King but I was busy.

/jeebus I'll bet my Aunt Insanity is thrilled to be a Lewistonian right now. She's crazier n' Granny & Jethro's love child.

That's better than an endorsement from His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

I'm sure the King of Maine is the actual King of Maine, not some freaked-out weirdo who bought a castle and a crown and can eat his own weight in butter.

/does that make Obama the Poopsmith?
//Palin makes a very poor Marzipan...
///but I think we all know who StrongMad is,

fappomatic: They wanted me to be King but I was busy.

/jeebus I'll bet my Aunt Insanity is thrilled to be a Lewistonian right now. She's crazier n' Granny & Jethro's love child.

Ewww! Granny/Grandson incest!

Damn, if only the Queen of Alaska wasn't on the other ticket.

Makes since that the King of Maine would endorse the man his supporters liken to the King of the Jews. Jesus was a community organizer, Pontus Pilot was a governor.

Good night you Princes of Maine; you Kings of New England.

/Obligatory

/Amateurs.....

All hail the king.

soy_bomb: Makes since that the King of Maine would endorse the man his supporters liken to the King of the Jews. Jesus was a community organizer, Pontus Pilot was a governor.

Come back when you make sense.

soy_bomb: Makes since that the King of Maine would endorse the man his supporters liken to the King of the Jews. Jesus was a community organizer, Pontus Pilot was a governor.

I thought Jesus was a carpenter? Anyway this Community organizer/Govenor thing is getting old. Need some freshness.

I came for Fruvous references, and I was not disappointed. God, I miss them.

Stephen?

His house is 2 miles away. First thing anyone from away wants to see when they come her, even before a lobster in front of them or a trip to Bar Harbor.

Better one:


Or two:

Take your pick.

mynewm5: soy_bomb: Makes since that the King of Maine would endorse the man his supporters liken to the King of the Jews. Jesus was a community organizer, Pontus Pilot was a governor.

I thought Jesus was a carpenter? Anyway this Community organizer/Govenor thing is getting old. Need some freshness.


Which one's jesus? the long haired dude?
(someone give jesus a sammich)

Don't forget the sheepherders all across Africa.

ObscureNameHere: But who does the King of Town support?

Mashed Potatoes with Lime Gravy

I used to go out with a girl from Maine.

"Bangor?"

No, I just took her to the movies.


/Thanks! Be here all wknd, try the veal

soy_bomb: Makes since that the King of Maine would endorse the man his supporters liken to the King of the Jews. Jesus was a community organizer, Pontus Pilot was a governor.

This. And Methuselah was old.

Outranked.

/Anyone?

Yea, a king is nice, but just wait till a new Emperor of Colorado is instated, then we'll see who he endorses.

John McCain would rather lose his integrity than lose an election.

1) He slanderously accuses Obama of favoring sex education for kindergartners.

2) He falsely accuses Obama of comparing Sarah Palin to a pig--when John McCain himself used the phrase "lipstick on a pig" to describe Hillary's health care plan, the same way Obama used the phrase to describe McCain's economic plan.

John McCain may have been an honorable man at one point.

No more.

Vote for integrity. Vote Obama.