This is Pam to Sarah:

Dailyhaiku.com, from 9/10:



I'm for birth control:
hand jobs, blowjobs and butt sex.
Apply as needed.

Since you went there...

File this under the "you're not helping" category.

Is Pam even able to vote? Is she an American citizen? Should we value the choice held by somebody who married the guy from the Paris Hilton sextape?

When looking for insightful political commentary, over-the-hill Playmates are the best way to go.

RevMercutio: Is Pam even able to vote? Is she an American citizen? Should we value the choice held by somebody who married the guy from the Paris Hilton sextape?

She became an American citizen in 2004.

Basically Canadian cat-fight!

Someone tell that canadian whore to shut the fark up.

If Pam's so concerned about animals why does she beat her beaver so badly?

cat fight?

Cagey B: File this under the "you're not helping" category.

I can't think of a better example of this.

Maybe Britney supporting Bush

Would you like hepatitis with that suck?

Well this is a dilemma. Anderson's pretty much an sex icon to the crowd that thinks Palin is the greatest thing since sliced Velveeta.

McCain has Heidi Montag, so both sides have reps from the dumb blonde surgically enhanced demographic.

Maybe it's just me but I thought that was a great headline. It had the one element of all great humor: it's true.

Come on, smitty, I'm sure there were more clever options than that. That's like a gimme.

She'll be ready Pam, having been immortalized below:

I'd gladly eat Pam Anderson's pussy, but I draw the line at scabby liberal labia.

Mr. Palin seems pretty happy, so... yeah, I bet she can...

I never liked Pam Anderson before, she does nothing for me....

but now, I'm in love.

Nastyboy: Someone tell that canadian whore to shut the fark up.


You mean American whore.

Another "celebrity" escapes her handlers and tries help the Democrats.

So, a C-list celebrity who needs all the work she can get has the guts to offend basically half the population of the US to say what she really means...

Sounds like she's got more cojones than about 95% of the US right wing.

IrishDrunk: RevMercutio: Is Pam even able to vote? Is she an American citizen? Should we value the choice held by somebody who married the guy from the Paris Hilton sextape?

She became an American citizen in 2004.

Well, that'll be a load off some province's health insurance plan.

/She's your problem now America

JQPublic: Another "celebrity" escapes her handlers and tries help the Democrats.

Well lets see. Big breasted Playmate/Baywatch actress/tattooed amatuer porn star. Sounds more like the NASCAR crowd to me.

Dems don't care what she thinks. We just think it's funny. Sounds like you're the one disappointed. Nice to be able to add her to that Republican women v. Democrat women graphic that pops out every now and then.

So Britney, Lindsey and now Pam.

I guess that means the Dems have the diseased whore vote locked up again.

Yeah, she can sit on her leather couch and walk on her threatened species Teak floors while she tries to despoil her native wilderness, and I'll listen to her like her words are gospel. Just watch the one episode of her ho sho like I did. She is an ignorant skank. Regardless of what she thinks about Palin. Somebody knock her fake ass teeth in please.

NannyStatePark: Yeah, she can sit on her leather couch and walk on her threatened species Teak floors while she tries to despoil her native wilderness, and I'll listen to her like her words are gospel. Just watch the one episode of her ho sho like I did. She is an ignorant skank. Regardless of what she thinks about Palin. Somebody knock her fake ass teeth in please.

Yeah, it obviously didn't bother you one bit. Threw in a few outrage points to make everyone think you're a big environmentalist there, dintcha? That's cute.

Palin Derangement Syndrome!

enoxo: Palin Derangement Syndrome!

That's awful. No one ever said Palin was deranged.

From the whorse's mouth to the horse's ass.

Well that settles it since Pam knows so much about politics and has more degrees than Obama, Biden, Palin, and McCain combined I'll just have to side with her on this one.

Palin must really piss Pam off -- a beauty queen who isn't a skank

Argh2: enoxo: Palin Derangement Syndrome!

That's awful. No one ever said Palin was deranged.

It does appear that she induces derangement in some.

red headed stranger: Argh2: enoxo: Palin Derangement Syndrome!

That's awful. No one ever said Palin was deranged.

It does appear that she induces derangement in some.

Could that be because some of us are tired of US foreign policy by Divine Dictation^R?

Sarah has already been sucking on her hubby's business partner's dick.

/is that what she meant?
//family values!

Dipsomaniac: So, a hepatitis-C-list celebrity who needs all the work she can get has the guts to offend basically half the population of the US to say what she really means...

Sounds like she's got more cojones than about 95% of the US right wing.

FIFY

Hey! My first approved submission! There is hope for us lowly "lighters" after all.

Pam A. has seen more yards of dick than a retired urologist. I guess she has to get her protein from somewhere.