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(SFGate) Silly Get the thetan party started. Pink joins Scientology   (sfgate.com) divider line 55
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McStinky 2008-09-11 07:39:15 PM  
A look at the clientele of Scientwitegy is revealing.

/do not want

 
big_pth [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:41:56 PM  
Well, no one ever said she was a rocket scientist.

 
Con_Authority [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:42:56 PM  
As they say, a fool and his (or her) money...

 
drnugget [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:45:31 PM  
Scientology cannot fix that piggy nose of hers.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:45:33 PM  
big_pth: Well, no one ever said she was a rocket scientist.

Actually, $cientology has a LOT of rockets involved. They may LOOK like DC-8's but they're spaceships, why not. Hail Xenu.

 
Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:49:26 PM  
It's not a religion, it's a career move.

 
exick [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 07:55:10 PM  
Pope George Ringo: It's not a religion, it's a career move. tax shelter.

t,ftfy

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 08:23:08 PM  
That's too bad. I used to have so much respect for...

No, I just can't say it with a straight face.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 10:19:27 PM  
So, its no longer just Tom Cruise and his hand tonight?

 
strangeguitar 2008-09-11 10:28:16 PM  
She's just Missundaztood.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 10:42:42 PM  
It would take a much groovier multi-armed shade-wearin' volcanic higher power to get over Corey Hart.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-09-11 11:25:53 PM  
I guess she ran out of things to be addicted to.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-09-11 11:51:57 PM  
It makes financial sense if you are a clam

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-09-12 12:24:14 AM  
I'd like to fark the thetans right out of her...

 
strothgar 2008-09-12 02:43:47 AM  
Who knew?

 
a conspiracy of cartographers 2008-09-12 03:01:44 AM  
Scientology story time!

I went to high school right by Griffith Park, next to Hollywood. To get there, I had to drive by a couple of Scientology-owned apartment buildings; they were like dorms for the non-celebrity Scientologists, I guess.

Anyway, every morning, I'd see them gathered around the bus stop outside their apartment wearing these...uniforms. Nothing extraordinary, just button-down blue shirts and black slacks or skirts. But they looked CREEPY just standing there, all clustered together, staring in the same direction. They were like pigeons. Creepy, creepy pigeons. That tableau always makes me think of a "Twilight Zone" episode.

 
LewDux 2008-09-12 04:16:07 AM  
Scientology thread?

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-09-12 04:28:09 AM  
What, the PETA membership didn't award enough idiot-points Pink?

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-09-12 05:45:37 AM  
Green.

 
sheikmagnet 2008-09-12 07:42:33 AM  
It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.

 
sheikmagnet 2008-09-12 07:43:26 AM  
thing that.... THING THAT....

Damn you alcohol

 
bearded clamorer 2008-09-12 08:53:40 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

She's really let herself go.

 
Tenebreux 2008-09-12 08:56:44 AM  
Jesus-fark, nothing angers me more than when I see ".. is looking into Scientology". It's not some ridiculously obscure sect of some remarkably secretive religion. Unless this statement is code for "My publicist is doing a cost/gain equation before I choose", then it's an absurdly stupid statement.

 
Shatnerfreude 2008-09-12 09:12:57 AM  
Hmmm... no direct quote from Pink, no nothin', just the vaguest of rumours. Feels shifty, like it could come from Pink's PR to get her name/new album in the spotlight or from Team Xenu in a lame "hey, look at what the cool kids are looking into!" way.

That said...

sheikmagnet: It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.


This.

 
ErikShocker 2008-09-12 09:43:32 AM  
sheikmagnet: It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.


I'll take your bet. Let's see if I can be MORE of a dickhead than I already am by becoming a scientologist.

/not willing to sign anything to join a cult
//did I say cult? that's dangerous, I meant a super-happy fun meet up group!
///just like AA! only worse...

 
MizzouGuy 2008-09-12 09:53:15 AM  
i liked the headline

 
plecos [TotalFark] 2008-09-12 10:36:12 AM  
Fark L. Ron Hubbard and fark all his clones...

 
save russian jews 2008-09-12 11:16:08 AM  
Anonymous to Scientology: "WE RUN THIS." (new window)

That came up yesterday. The rhetoric is actually pretty astounding when you realize it's probably written by a *chan user.

 
varmitydog 2008-09-12 11:29:12 AM  
If this isn't a business move (career or tax shelter), this might be quite humorous. Alecia (Pink) Moore has an extremely low BS tolerance and has always been just a little too frank. When Scientology starts laying the horse manure on with a trowel, wailing girl is bound to flip. The potential for fireworks is quite high.

 
Whiteston 2008-09-12 11:59:41 AM  
Subby should have used the Dumbass tag.

 
zaftiggy 2008-09-12 12:01:22 PM  
Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them. Okay, so I loved the show Seinfeld and still watch the repeats. But otherwise I'm all set.

I wonder if everyone collectively stopped giving this oddness any attention if it would just go away? I'm thinking yes. I'm willing to try!

 
Brokenseas 2008-09-12 12:11:06 PM  
zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.

 
NaturalDrunkenPungence 2008-09-12 12:20:59 PM  
Enturbulation.org, Xenu.Net
Tomorrow's the next global protest.

 
GungFu 2008-09-12 12:21:16 PM  
Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.



Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.

 
NaturalDrunkenPungence 2008-09-12 12:23:07 PM  
/ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!

 
galumph200 2008-09-12 12:25:36 PM  
zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

You're mixing up Cohen with Van Morrison, who used to be friends with L. Ron Hubbard, and supposedly dipped into Scientology for a few years, but ultimately rejected it in the late 1980s and became born again.

 
seabass242 2008-09-12 12:54:09 PM  
She needs to run just as fast as she can. To the middle of nowhere .

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-09-12 01:15:15 PM  
FTA: her split from husband Carey Hart.

She got tired of him always wearing his sunglasses at night.

/yeah, I know


FTA: the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis

Fap?

 
Hugh Jacknit 2008-09-12 01:20:24 PM  
Shamowah!

 
rynthetyn 2008-09-12 02:18:34 PM  
save russian jews: Anonymous to Scientology: "WE RUN THIS." (new window)

That came up yesterday. The rhetoric is actually pretty astounding when you realize it's probably written by a *chan user.


That was quite good. That's what amazes me about the whole Anonymous war on Scientology--I can't believe that the *chan folks have been so PR savvy. Their message has been nicely packaged for media consumption.

 
Dissociater 2008-09-12 03:14:18 PM  
GungFu: Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.


Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.


I'm pretty sure he's saying that as long as Cohen and Beck DON'T become scientologists he doesn't care, because he can live without the rest of them.

I thought that was pretty obvious.

 
hot boxing flying daggers 2008-09-12 03:22:47 PM  
Dissociater: GungFu: Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.


Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.

I'm pretty sure he's saying that as long as Cohen and Beck DON'T become scientologists he doesn't care, because he can live without the rest of them.

I thought that was pretty obvious.


You're too late to call that train back to the station.

 
AliasUndercover 2008-09-12 03:59:14 PM  
I wonder what her super power will be...

 
TheHopeDiamond 2008-09-12 04:30:04 PM  
I guess if you do enough coke, anything makes sense.

Screw her and her moonman music now.

 
PYROY 2008-09-12 04:46:06 PM  
How will she afford it on Burger King wages?

 
Carl Sagan's Ghost 2008-09-12 05:51:41 PM  
Denial_of_Death: FTA: her split from husband Carey Hart.

She got tired of him always wearing his sunglasses at night.

/yeah, I know


FTA: the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis

Fap?


She needs to sing in Juilette and the Licks!

/fap, fap while they do a duet of "Black Velvet"

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2008-09-12 05:56:54 PM  
With a name like "Pink," she's gonna have a hard time on X-Day.

 
zappawizard 2008-09-12 08:31:49 PM  

 
conejo 2008-09-12 10:00:23 PM  
What an incredibly stupid woman.

 
Johnny Chicago 2008-09-13 12:16:29 AM  
Why do ALL the washed-up bisexuals in California end up in Scientology?

Do they all assist in cupping the balls, too?

Wondering...

 
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