A look at the clientele of Scientwitegy is revealing.

/do not want

Well, no one ever said she was a rocket scientist.

As they say, a fool and his (or her) money...

Scientology cannot fix that piggy nose of hers.

big_pth: Well, no one ever said she was a rocket scientist.

Actually, $cientology has a LOT of rockets involved. They may LOOK like DC-8's but they're spaceships, why not. Hail Xenu.

It's not a religion, it's a career move.

Pope George Ringo: It's not a religion, it's a career move. tax shelter.

t,ftfy

That's too bad. I used to have so much respect for...

No, I just can't say it with a straight face.

So, its no longer just Tom Cruise and his hand tonight?

She's just Missundaztood.

It would take a much groovier multi-armed shade-wearin' volcanic higher power to get over Corey Hart.

I guess she ran out of things to be addicted to.

It makes financial sense if you are a clam

I'd like to fark the thetans right out of her...

Scientology story time!

I went to high school right by Griffith Park, next to Hollywood. To get there, I had to drive by a couple of Scientology-owned apartment buildings; they were like dorms for the non-celebrity Scientologists, I guess.

Anyway, every morning, I'd see them gathered around the bus stop outside their apartment wearing these...uniforms. Nothing extraordinary, just button-down blue shirts and black slacks or skirts. But they looked CREEPY just standing there, all clustered together, staring in the same direction. They were like pigeons. Creepy, creepy pigeons. That tableau always makes me think of a "Twilight Zone" episode.

Scientology thread?

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

What, the PETA membership didn't award enough idiot-points Pink?

Green.

It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.

thing that.... THING THAT....

Damn you alcohol

She's really let herself go.

Jesus-fark, nothing angers me more than when I see ".. is looking into Scientology". It's not some ridiculously obscure sect of some remarkably secretive religion. Unless this statement is code for "My publicist is doing a cost/gain equation before I choose", then it's an absurdly stupid statement.

Hmmm... no direct quote from Pink, no nothin', just the vaguest of rumours. Feels shifty, like it could come from Pink's PR to get her name/new album in the spotlight or from Team Xenu in a lame "hey, look at what the cool kids are looking into!" way.

That said...

sheikmagnet: It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.

This.

sheikmagnet: It doesn't matter who you are, or who you were. Where you came from, or where you're going. One that that matters, above anything else:

As soon as you join scientology, you're instantly a dickhead.

I'll take your bet. Let's see if I can be MORE of a dickhead than I already am by becoming a scientologist.

/not willing to sign anything to join a cult
//did I say cult? that's dangerous, I meant a super-happy fun meet up group!
///just like AA! only worse...

i liked the headline

Fark L. Ron Hubbard and fark all his clones...

Anonymous to Scientology: "WE RUN THIS." (new window)

That came up yesterday. The rhetoric is actually pretty astounding when you realize it's probably written by a *chan user.

If this isn't a business move (career or tax shelter), this might be quite humorous. Alecia (Pink) Moore has an extremely low BS tolerance and has always been just a little too frank. When Scientology starts laying the horse manure on with a trowel, wailing girl is bound to flip. The potential for fireworks is quite high.

Subby should have used the Dumbass tag.

Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them. Okay, so I loved the show Seinfeld and still watch the repeats. But otherwise I'm all set.

I wonder if everyone collectively stopped giving this oddness any attention if it would just go away? I'm thinking yes. I'm willing to try!

zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.

Enturbulation.org, Xenu.Net
Tomorrow's the next global protest.

Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.


Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.

/ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!

zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

You're mixing up Cohen with Van Morrison, who used to be friends with L. Ron Hubbard, and supposedly dipped into Scientology for a few years, but ultimately rejected it in the late 1980s and became born again.

She needs to run just as fast as she can. To the middle of nowhere .

FTA: her split from husband Carey Hart.

She got tired of him always wearing his sunglasses at night.

/yeah, I know


FTA: the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis

Fap?

Shamowah!

save russian jews: Anonymous to Scientology: "WE RUN THIS." (new window)

That came up yesterday. The rhetoric is actually pretty astounding when you realize it's probably written by a *chan user.

That was quite good. That's what amazes me about the whole Anonymous war on Scientology--I can't believe that the *chan folks have been so PR savvy. Their message has been nicely packaged for media consumption.

GungFu: Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.


Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.

I'm pretty sure he's saying that as long as Cohen and Beck DON'T become scientologists he doesn't care, because he can live without the rest of them.

I thought that was pretty obvious.

Dissociater: GungFu: Brokenseas: zaftiggy: Who cares? Other than Leonard Cohen and Beck I can live without all of them.

Hmmmm ... I thought Leonard Cohen was Zen Buddhist. I know he spent some years becoming a monk at a retreat in California.


Yeah, don't tar Buddhist Cohen with the same dirty brush, yo!

Peace.

I'm pretty sure he's saying that as long as Cohen and Beck DON'T become scientologists he doesn't care, because he can live without the rest of them.

I thought that was pretty obvious.

You're too late to call that train back to the station.

I wonder what her super power will be...

I guess if you do enough coke, anything makes sense.

Screw her and her moonman music now.

How will she afford it on Burger King wages?

Denial_of_Death: FTA: her split from husband Carey Hart.

She got tired of him always wearing his sunglasses at night.

/yeah, I know


FTA: the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis

Fap?

She needs to sing in Juilette and the Licks!

/fap, fap while they do a duet of "Black Velvet"

With a name like "Pink," she's gonna have a hard time on X-Day.

List of Scientologists (new window)

What an incredibly stupid woman.

Why do ALL the washed-up bisexuals in California end up in Scientology?

Do they all assist in cupping the balls, too?

Wondering...