Yes, her hits are getting a little saggy these days.

They don't hold up well over time.

WTF?

For a vampire, she looks a little...long in the tooth.

I seriously didn't discern your true meaning until you repeated it a third time in all-caps.

/male

Did I mis-read the article? Because I can't see anywhere where Madge says that she's "ashamed" of her hits.

I've always thought Madonna has a great rack. Granted, we haven't seen them lately, but great cans through the years.

So, some nobody is looking for publicity by making a statement about someone far more famous.

labman: So, some nobody is looking for publicity by making a statement about someone far more famous.

Bingo!

Fried eggs hanging on a nail.

Subby: Madonna "ashamed" of her hits. No - her hits. Her HITS, dammit

But what about her posse?

I still have fond memories of her perky hits bouncing up the charts.

Madge?

rbaron71: Granted, we haven't seen them lately, but great cans through the years.

"Great" it stretching it.
You're taken in by women's worst contribution to engineering: Bras.

Women can see men's abs and arms from the get-go. We have to commit before we see the goods.

Bonkthat_Again: rbaron71: Granted, we haven't seen them lately, but great cans through the years.

"Great" it stretching it.
You're taken in by women's worst contribution to engineering: Bras.

Women can see men's abs and arms from the get-go. We have to commit before we see the goods.

So you might be disappointed to find that while hooking up with a girl, her rack isn't as huge as you thought it was...

But how disappointed are we to find that while hooking up with a guy, his junk turns out to be abysmally insignificant?

Yes, because if there's anyone who knows what fans want, it would most certainly be world iconic superstar Toyota Wilcox

/Who's this Latoya Wilcox anyway?

Gee, I wonder if she is going to return the royalties and residuals.

Comfortably Numb 24:So you might be disappointed to find that while hooking up with a girl, her rack isn't as huge as you thought it was...

But how disappointed are we to find that while hooking up with a guy, his junk turns out to be abysmally insignificant?

That's when you point, laugh, and say "Thanks for playing!"

/never had that problem
/Madonna's still relevant?

While Toyah Wilcox isn't an international superstar, she's a well-known performer in the UK. She's also married to King Crimson mainstay Robert Fripp. Like Madonna, her music isn't very good and her covers are awful. But unlike Madonna, Toyah has artistic aspirations and moves from medium to medium with great enthusiasm. If I had to spend two days stuck in an elevator with either one, Toyah would be the clear choice.

//but go easy with those teeth, baby.

FTFA: The Queen of Pop does appear to have taken some of Wilcox's advice already, singing Like A Virgin to an audience in Rome. Madonna, 50, controversially dedicated the performance to Pope Benedict XVI.

Oh give it a rest Madge, we get it, you're angry at teh Catholics.

*Yawn*

When is Madonna actually going to face the fact she's old?

Golden rule of aging : look at the hands. There's currently no cosmetic surgery that'll fix OAP style hands



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dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
how many dicks is that?
a lot.

/c'mon some of her old stuff is fun
//if you can drop your pretensions
///oh wait, this is the music tab ; )

FTFA: The Queen of Pop does appear to have taken some of Wilcox's advice already, singing Like A Virgin to an audience in Rome. Madonna, 50, controversially dedicated the performance to Pope Benedict XVI.

You're just so damn edgy and hip, Madonna!! You give those Christians the what-for!! How dare they worship a God that isn't Kabbababaloobah related!!

Maybe next time you can dedicate Like a Virgin to some Muslims. They seem to be obsessed with 72 virgins and all.

Andric: Fried eggs hanging on a nail.

Win

abigsmurf: When is Madonna actually going to face the fact she's old?

Golden rule of aging : look at the hands. There's currently no cosmetic surgery that'll fix OAP style hands



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Ribbed for his pleasure.