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(The Sun) Scary Some people smuggle drugs or riches. Others smuggle Amy Winehouse out of a hotel in a duvet   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 21
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MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 02:14:02 AM  
Book it: Dead by Christmas.

 
vegasj 2008-09-10 03:09:48 AM  
if so, will they stop playing her crap they are calling music?

seriously, how does anyone enjoy that siht?

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 03:18:25 AM  
vegasj: if so, will they stop playing her crap they are calling music?

seriously, how does anyone enjoy that siht?


Actually, that's what I find most tragic.

The saddest part about Amy Winehouse's extremely public downward spiral is that she's actually got talent. Buckets of it. On her records at least, her music is soulful, well-written, and a note-perfect throwback to some of the best mid-60's girl-group soul/pop Motown or Stax/Volt ever put out. It evokes a bygone era without once feeling false, contrived, or gimmicky, and yet it still manages to feel fresh. The two records she's put out are pretty damned fantastic.

But she doesn't care. She seems to have no desire whatsoever to maintain any sort of ties to music these days. She's too busy snorting, smoking, shooting, or cramming up her ass any substance on the planet that she's heard might remotely pass on a buzz of any kind.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 04:41:14 AM  
I actually feel sorry for the poor woman. Unlike "celebs" like Paris Hilton, she's got talent.

 
433 [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 05:07:07 AM  
I've always wanted to sit on her face.

 
TOG88 2008-09-10 05:42:43 AM  
"...Others smuggle Amy Winehouse out of a hotel in a duvet..."

Dope smuggling?



What she really needs is to spend a couple of months with Cesar Milan. He'd get her straightened out.

 
Raider_dad 2008-09-10 09:15:26 AM  
I had no idea so I looked it up.

A type of bedding - a soft flat bag traditionally filled with down or feathers, or a combination of both and used on a bed as a blanket. Duvets originated in rural Europe and were made from the down feathers of the Eider duck, known for its usefulness as an insulator.

 
NYZooMan 2008-09-10 09:24:11 AM  
Jeez lady, for the good of the planet KILL yourself already.

 
Jon iz teh kewl 2008-09-10 09:58:30 AM  
Amy don't change, I love the way you are!

 
Zxaranthium 2008-09-10 10:30:27 AM  
NYZooMan: Jeez lady, for the good of the planet KILL yourself already.

Then it's going to be her music on every media broadcast from radio to TV. Stay alive...permanent vegetative state. Let us forget about her before she dies.

 
AntiBush 2008-09-10 10:44:36 AM  
Let it be said that "She Lived Fast, Died Young & Left a horrible looking corpse".

 
NYZooMan 2008-09-10 11:00:40 AM  
Zxaranthium: NYZooMan: Jeez lady, for the good of the planet KILL yourself already.

Then it's going to be her music on every media broadcast from radio to TV. Stay alive...permanent vegetative state. Let us forget about her before she dies.


I like her music.

Her, not so much.

 
kmfjd 2008-09-10 11:30:55 AM  
MaxxLarge: vegasj: if so, will they stop playing her crap they are calling music?

seriously, how does anyone enjoy that siht?

Actually, that's what I find most tragic.

The saddest part about Amy Winehouse's extremely public downward spiral is that she's actually got talent. Buckets of it. On her records at least, her music is soulful, well-written, and a note-perfect throwback to some of the best mid-60's girl-group soul/pop Motown or Stax/Volt ever put out. It evokes a bygone era without once feeling false, contrived, or gimmicky, and yet it still manages to feel fresh. The two records she's put out are pretty damned fantastic.

But she doesn't care. She seems to have no desire whatsoever to maintain any sort of ties to music these days. She's too busy snorting, smoking, shooting, or cramming up her ass any substance on the planet that she's heard might remotely pass on a buzz of any kind.


I keep hearing people say she has talent....

 
PrivateCaboose [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 11:41:05 AM  
She downed a bottle of vodak for breakfast?! Someone's a champ . . .

 
Slowdog [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 11:50:39 AM  
Amy - who gave yet another shambolic performance on Saturday night at the Isle of Wight gig - had downed a bottle of vodka for BREAKFAST.

And I now have a new favorite word.

 
jynxyu 2008-09-10 11:52:12 AM  
That wasn't a duvet, that was her burial wrap. Nothing like being fitted for it before death...

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2008-09-10 12:34:20 PM  
Like a Talent Burrito with Ugly Sauce.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 01:04:18 PM  
Slowdog: And I now have a new favorite word.

You can thank Pete Doherty for providing the fodder for that one.

 
degreeless 2008-09-10 02:27:42 PM  
48 bottles of whisky for her gig -


That was probably just for her personal use.

 
Dr. Flavenglaven 2008-09-10 05:35:10 PM  
She had to have been a first-round pick for any celebrity dead-pools at the beginning of the year. Now she's down to even odds.

\don't know her music
\\don't really care to
\\\lay off the crack pipe and eat a sammich already

 
marius2 2008-09-11 12:24:53 AM  
AntiBush: Let it be said that "She Lived Fast, Died Young & Left a horrible looking corpse".

And that was BEFORE she died!

 
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