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(London Times) Obvious Britney Spears' great-grandparents were a little on the trashy side   (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 32
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Shabash [TotalFark] 2008-09-09 11:06:53 PM  
www.thehollywoodgossip.com

"Leave her grandparents alone!"

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-09-09 11:58:35 PM  
However, they gave the same home address on their marriage certificate, indicating they were already living together.

Scandal!

Because most historians do that, they rely on one flimsy piece of paper to tell the entire story.

/follow-up research is for nerds

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-09-09 11:59:12 PM  
Too much lipstick & too much rouge?

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 12:33:29 AM  
You don't say..

 
The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 12:54:54 AM  
Was this covered in Lynne Spears' tell-all book, or was it being saved for a sequel?

 
JuicyJ 2008-09-10 01:24:19 AM  
Britney Spears cleans up well.

 
wejash [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 01:52:54 AM  
You have to give it to the Brits for finding a way to actually get some public interest -- and a lot of free publicity -- for a public records on-line archive roll-out. That was a very creative little stunt.

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 04:57:59 AM  
Tottenham? Damn that place is a dump, nothings changed though. There are still thousands of families living in sin. Oh what a vile and sinful place it is.

 
skeeterjennings 2008-09-10 05:21:03 AM  
So Gramps gave Granny the 'ol Hotspur?

/Got nothing...

 
yeabut 2008-09-10 05:41:30 AM  
TFA: "will soon be available to internet users across the world at the mere tap of a mouse, under a plan to place the records of more than 77 million people online in one of the largest archiving projects ever attempted"
Ufff... thanks God I don't live in America... and am an atheist

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 05:46:49 AM  
JuicyJ: Britney Spears cleans up well.

No, not really.

 
Gordinho 2008-09-10 05:46:52 AM  
Tottenham? LOL...

Louisiana spliced with Tottenham...hell that's a tough break, no wonder she's a farking mess

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 06:00:22 AM  
Really? We became this hard up to trash her we had to dig up something in the past that was a scandal then and not now?

 
Attila The Honey 2008-09-10 06:12:57 AM  
That's it? I thought for sure her great-grandparents were brother and sister or some such nonsense.

/not ruling out inbreeding in the Spears clan

 
Brown Sauce 2008-09-10 08:04:29 AM  
their home:

a.abcnews.com

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-09-10 08:36:51 AM  
Did Granny have nice tits?

 
Dialectic 2008-09-10 09:07:06 AM  
The insight into Spears' background is just one of several extraordinary pieces of family history buried in the depths of the London Metropolitan Archives. That history will soon be available to internet users across the world at the mere tap of a mouse, under a plan to place the records of more than 77 million people online in one of the largest archiving projects ever attempted.

The panty-less c*nt doesn't fall far from the scum, hahahaha!

 
brandied 2008-09-10 09:08:05 AM  
My Mom tells me that somewhere way back we're related to her.

Yeesh.
Shivers...

 
Facetious_Speciest 2008-09-10 09:23:01 AM  
Unmarried people, living together and farking?!? What other new perversions will this sordid age unleash?

 
radio_silence 2008-09-10 10:14:07 AM  
Attila The Honey: That's it? I thought for sure her great-grandparents were brother and sister or some such nonsense.

/not ruling out inbreeding in the Spears clan


It would explain why they have the same address...

 
Clarence Potter 2008-09-10 10:15:36 AM  
Hey, I likes me a good Britney thrashing thread as much as the nest FARKer, and I also likes me a good Brit thrashing thread too... but I think these two great tastes just don't taste great together. This story seems both stale and quite a stretch.

But hey, whatever.

 
jdjdmama 2008-09-10 11:11:13 AM  
That's stupid. When I got married, we had rented the apartment we would live in and began setting it up. My husband was staying there and I lived at home with my parents. The address we both used was the apartment.

 
sgfgirl 2008-09-10 11:31:54 AM  
So...Oops I did it again referred to her gene pool???

 
awaken101 2008-09-10 12:18:02 PM  
This is news??

 
crikfromcincy 2008-09-10 12:49:20 PM  
ummmm.... what?

 
Red_Fox 2008-09-10 01:25:25 PM  
How the fark did this get greenlit?

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-09-10 02:49:10 PM  
I hope for many reasons, my offspring never becomes famous.

/ been living in sin for almost six years
// now 24

 
Chastain86 2008-09-10 03:08:33 PM  
What a complete nonstory.

 
EthansDaddy 2008-09-10 08:06:03 PM  
OH NOES!!1!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 09:29:11 PM  
Boring.

 
Smeggy Smurf 2008-09-10 10:56:42 PM  
Warchild: Too much lipstick & too much rouge?

Leaves me excited and feeling confused.

Nothing is obscure. NOTHING.

Now as somebody currently living in sin with a younger woman I'm getting a kick out of this.

/she's a redneck too

 
sneako 2008-09-11 12:47:12 AM  
Warchild: Too much lipstick & too much rouge?

i lol'd

 
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