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(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Jessica Simpson's country album is a "bland, emotionally self-indulgent" piece of garbage: "We already have a Carrie Underwood, honey...and she probably turned these songs down"   (ew.com) divider line 20
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Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 01:34:13 AM  
coontry sucks.

 
ThrowawayVote 2008-09-10 01:36:53 AM  
www.inter-activ.co.uk

 
FrostedBytes 2008-09-10 01:46:59 AM  
Kliffoth: coontry sucks.

/lol @ the swear filter.

 
czerno 2008-09-10 02:00:33 AM  
Why the fark should you have to turn songs down. Write them yourself, biatch.

 
Wolf Flywheel 2008-09-10 02:14:43 AM  
No pics yet? I'm very disappointed.

 
liquidlen [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 02:36:16 AM  
Dear Jessica:
TITS or GTFO
Love,
The World

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-09-10 04:55:16 AM  
czerno: Why the fark should you have to turn songs down. Write them yourself, biatch.

You know, not every great singer is able to write great songs as well. In fact it's pretty damn rare, but don't let that stop you applying a massive snobbery-filter to your tastes.

That's not to say Simpson or Underwood are any good, or that the songs they sing are either, FAR from it, but Christ almighty that's a stupid way to make a judgment.

 
yarnothuntin 2008-09-10 05:03:09 AM  
liquidlen: Dear Jessica:
TITS or GTFO
Love,
The World


Seriously. Jessica you have 3 talents and 3 talents only. Here's a hint: they aren't singing, acting and dancing. They're called lefty, righty and booty. I'd like to see you exploit said talents more often. Other than that, you're pretty much completely useless to the rest of the world.

KTNXBYE

 
doobiebrother 2008-09-10 07:17:57 AM  
seems like people's tolerance for crap like this
is running out faster than support for the twat
who was allowed to steal 2 elections.
reminds me of when boy bands realized what we knew
all along, only stupid little girls bought their
rubbish, and they stopped when they grew up.
still doesn't explain things like Creepy Feldman,
Celine Dion, or David Caruso. how do pricks like
these make any money?

/would pay Jessica to have my butt babies.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-09-10 11:11:05 AM  
You really should just get naked already. I am willing to bet you make more money being naked then all of your movies and albums combined.
/verily, I would hit it.

 
JacobsJ52 2008-09-10 12:01:39 PM  
Just about everyJessica Simpson's country album is a "bland, emotionally self-indulgent" piece of garbage.


/ftfy

 
ChicoEscuela 2008-09-10 12:27:13 PM  
doobiebrother: seems like people's tolerance for crap like this
is running out faster than support for the twat
who was allowed to steal 2 elections.
reminds me of when boy bands realized what we knew
all along, only stupid little girls bought their
rubbish, and they stopped when they grew up.
still doesn't explain things like Creepy Feldman,
Celine Dion, or David Caruso. how do pricks like
these make any money?

/would pay Jessica to have my butt babies.


Bush-winned a Jessica Simpson thread? Impressive. Lame, but impressive.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-09-10 12:31:31 PM  
What's the diff between her and all of the other bimbos Nashville tries to pass for "country" these days.

None. She looks good on the cd cover and in the music video. That's all that matters.

 
Broktun 2008-09-10 12:44:09 PM  
Jessica and Tony after the Dallas game on Sunday:

Simpson: "What is that on your chin? Sauce from buffalo wings?"

Romo: "No. It's blood. I cut my chin open."

Simpson: "You keep blood inside your chin? That is so gross."

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-09-10 03:52:14 PM  
Did somebody mention country music?

i186.photobucket.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-09-10 03:58:19 PM  
Jessica Simpson should do Playboy and nothing else.

 
Southern Atheist 2008-09-10 08:46:49 PM  
Goonie_Goo_Goo: Did somebody mention country music?

I would say you're ill mannered

 
skippytheferret 2008-09-10 09:49:41 PM  
Goonie_Goo_Goo: Did somebody mention country music?

Musta been them pills I took.

 
alacy52 2008-09-11 01:09:10 AM  
Kliffoth: coontry sucks.

1. I disagree, but that's a matter of personal taste.
2. #1 is irrelevant because she's not country.

 
doobiebrother 2008-09-11 01:21:14 AM  
ChicoEscuela; Bush-winned a Jessica Simpson thread? Impressive. Lame, but impressive.

hey, if you think he doesn't affect everything in your life
right now, i'm not the only lamer.

Joe Simpson was adamant that his family are "big supporters" of the president. "We are huge fans of him and of his family, his girls," Simpson said. "Jessica loves the heck out of him."
In fact, Simpson said they were still trying to squeeze in a meeting with the chief executive.
"We are trying to get in and out," he said. He could not confirm whether a meeting would take place.

/never denied being lame, chicks dig gimps....
//still trying to "get in and out" of Jessica Simpson...

 
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