They probably could have made a sex tape together five years ago and made $5 million.

That ship has sailed.

Milli Vanilli's audio was not processed as much as this duet would be.

At first I thought that said "duel".

Dammnit.

Flab: Milli Vanilli's audio was not processed as much as this duet would be.

Please.

This duet would be more processed than 64 individually wrapped slices of Kraft cheese.

Technically, aren't all black holes of the 'sucky' variety?

Shut their whore mouths!

No one's made a "Hardon Collider" joke yet?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Flab: Milli Vanilli's audio was not processed as much as this duet would be.

Please.

This duet would be more processed than 64 individually wrapped slices of Kraft cheese.

hee-hee

CarnySaur: No one's made a "Hardon Collider" joke yet?

I think that's because when people think of Britney and Paris, hardons tend to disappear.

There's not enough talent between those two to fill a used condom.

Time to invest in Antares.

They should call themselves 'A2A'.

Kind of odd isn't it. Paris Hilton has a record contract yet that Eli Mattson cat on America's Got Talent plays in empty bars in podunk little towns.

FarkLordOfTheSith: CarnySaur: No one's made a "Hardon Collider" joke yet?

I think that's because when people think of Britney and Paris, hardons tend to disappear.

the joke was inadvertently made as a typo in the NYT a while back, i believe. though not in reference to these two.