Teve Torbes approves.

this comment is fictional.

She's really going out on a limb with this book idea.

Dinzie: She's really going out on a limb with this book idea.

Hopefully it'll help her get a leg up in the publishing world.

I object to this fiction! John Lennon regularly fed sharks to Yoko Ono.

Anti_Freak_Machine: I object to this fiction! John Lennon regularly fed sharks to Yoko Ono.

Too bad it wasn't the other way around ;)

In other news, The Daily Mail announced it has trouble filling its pages with actual stories and proper content.

This woman and her bullshiat should be the basis of a class that is taught to young men about the dangers of marriage. Sex education is good, but it is not enough.

/you got your money you greedy biatch, now STFU

I'd hump that stump.

WIll this woman please go hop away.

I dunno what this woman's problem is. She doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Dinzie: She's really going out on a limb with this book idea.

Aw, dammit! What I should have said was: I'm just stumped by the slow sales, her high profile ought to give her a leg-up on the competition...

I hope for her sake that the publishing of the book didn't cost her an arm and the other leg.

Attention Uhore.

NYZooMan: Attention Uhore.

Win

Who's going to foot the bill on the book deal?

She has everything...

The MILFy, writing allure of J.K. Rowling, the gold-digging skankiness of Courtney Love, the trainwreck aura of Amy Winehouse...all wrapped in a crispy, Lohany dough!

/hmmm...burrrrrito!

Today's headlines: Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Heather Mills.

Nice Music section.

ChiliBoots: Teve Torbes approves.

It's that animal magnetism he has.

I believe the "Satire" tag is intended for satiric articles.

Jingo Django Mourning: ChiliBoots: Teve Torbes approves.

It's that animal magnetism he has.

And his Victor-Mature-like musk.

She's such a c*nt.

Paul should have took a page from OJ and Robert Blake.

MaxxLarge: Dinzie: She's really going out on a limb with this book idea.

Hopefully it'll help her get a leg up in the publishing world.

OH HO!! Is funny because she only has one leg! OH ho,ho!

Careful with what you say, Heather. You don't want to put your foot in your mouth.

- Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spiggott, I believe it is.

(He enters)

Mr. Spiggott, I believe?

- Yes, Spiggott by name, Spiggott by nature.

- Yes... if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spiggott. Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spiggott you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan?

- Right.

- Now, Mr. Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you are a one-legged person.

- You noticed that?

- I noticed that, Mr. Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spiggott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan - a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor.

- Correct.

- And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.

- Right.

- A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.

- Very true.

-Well, Mr. Spiggott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?

- Yes, I think you ought to.

- Need I say without overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.

- The leg division?

- Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you. You fall down on your left.

- You mean it's inadequate?

- Yes, it's inadequate, Mr. Spiggott. And, to my mind, the British public is not ready for the sight of a one-legged apeman swinging through the jungly tendrils.

- I see.

- However, don't despair. After all, you score over a man with no legs at all. Should a legless man come in here demanding the role, I should have no hesitation in saying "Get out. Run away."

- So there's still a chance?

- There is still a very good chance. If we get no two-legged actors in here within the next two months, there is still a very good chance that you'll land this vital role. Failing two-legged actors, you, a unidexter, are just the sort of person we shall be attempting to contact telephonically.

- Well... thank you very much.

- So my advice is, to hop on a bus, go home, and sit by your telephone in the hope that we will be getting in touch with you. I'm sorry I can't be more definite, but as you realise, it's really a two-legged man we're after. Good morning Mr. Spiggott.

ChiliBoots: Teve Torbes approves.

Thanks for reminding me of that hilarious sketch, I hadn't thought of that in years.

/Grenator Bole
//"Grenator"? I don't know why the author felt he had to disguise the word "Senator"

The world's full of professionals and Paul couldn't spare the change to ensure that the rest of us wouldn't have to hear from her again?

When they have the book release party, I wonder if they'll film the festivities with a hand-held camcorder, or use a tripod?

Zombie Eater: The world's full of professionals and Paul couldn't spare the change to ensure that the rest of us wouldn't have to hear from her again?

$25 and I'll do it. I want to add 'Hitman' to the top of my resume anyway. Might as well make it legit.

Gotta suck propping one side of her up on phone books when you want to hit it doggie style.

/Jimmy Norton

Aren't her 15 mins up?

I heard she was bitter at first, but is all right now.

/ guessing, is it all left?

She has one leg.

abigsmurf: In other news, The Daily Mail announced it has trouble filling its pages with actual stories and proper content bigotry and scaremongering.

FTFY.

That was actually a damn funny read. "Cash McLoaded" - I LOL'd.

I'm a shark! I'm a shark! I'll take that biatch's other leg! I'm a shark!

Personally I'd like to have a meat-free sofa.

Excellent Read, A+++ would LOL again

I'm hopeful for humanity. The universal and well deserved hate for her may very well do what Wyld Stallins couldn't.

Oh, pull the other one.

She is annoying as all hell. It would be nice to see her cut down to size.

Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan: NYZooMan: Attention Uhore.

Win

Also would have accepted "Attention Vhore" - a "V" delivers a more clear visual, but the "Single-U" idea - just brilliant.

Have your people get in touch with my people, NYZooMan - one Internet is to be delivered post-haste.

Paul should write his own book. Then we'll see how see likes it when the shoe is sitting on the floor where her other foot would be if she had more than one foot. But she doesn't. So it'll just be on the floor. Empty.

You guys see what I'm getting at, right?

She should shut up. How much more money does she want?

Is this really a novel, or just the divorce papers she used to extort $50 million out of him? I guess it's fiction either way.

433: I'd hump that stump.

You'd get frostbite.