Are you saying "The Great White Buffalo" OR "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" weren't
love paeans to Rosie O'Donnell?

'Cause I need to know.

You mean to tell me that some rock and roll songs aren't about rocks or rolls?

Mmmmm, rolls.

"Turning Japanese" wasn't an account of becoming acclimated to and being accepted by an isolated and occasionally xenophobic Eastern culture.

"She Bop" wasn't about a girl who enjoyed dancing.

Bryan Adams turns cool when the 'B' is dropped

awfulperson: "She Bop" wasn't about a girl who enjoyed dancing.

Likewise for "Dancing With Myself."

As long as nobody tells me that "Big Ten Inch" isn't just about a record, I'm OK with the world.

"Father Figure" wasn't about being a role model for a kid.

zEven though she was only 5 years old in the Summer of '69, this is no doubt Sarah Palin's fault.

...and "Pink Cadillac" wasn't about a car? Next you're going to tell me "The Tide is High" is about a golden shower.

/I'm gonna be your #1

Mind... Blown...

Next you're gonna tell me Bat Out Of Hell isn't about a small, hot winged mammal.

You mean Big Hands wasn't the name of his girlfriend?

You mean "I Want to fark You Like an Animal" isn't about cattle husbandry?

You mean "A Passage to Bangkok" isn't about traveling around the world?

You mean "Free Fallin' isn't about sky diving?

You mean "Stairway to Heaven" isn't about the Tower of Babel?

You mean Fortunate Son isn't about how proud you are go to fight wars and wave the flag?

Somebody better tell Wrangler. I think they spent a bunch of money thinking it was. At least they edited out the parts that might be damaging most.

You mean "Eat Me Alive" isn't about cannibalism?

/no voting?

You mean Flagpole Sitta isn't about a guy who likes to climb poles?

You mean In Bloom isn't about some garden flowers?

You mean Cracklin Rose isn't about a bottle of wine?

You mean "I am the Walrus" wasn't about this guy?

You mean Epic by Faith No More isn't about the American Dream and going and getting it.

I'll Wait by Van Halen isn't a respectful fan letter to a woman a young man is smitten with.

Generation_D: You mean Cracklin Rose isn't about a bottle of wine?

It's actually about Neil Diamond's love for hardcore pornography. And this next song is about his intense hatred of immigrants. "EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD..."

You mean "O Come All Ye Faithful" wasn't about a wife swap?
I think I win now.


"The nation of Canada has apologized on multiple occasions for Bryan Adams..."

Birth name Bryan Guy Adams
Born November 5, 1959 (1959-11-05) (age 48)

Dude was 10 in '69

Bryan Adams is getting old and wrinkly.
/"I think you need to Iron your face."

You mean to tell me Cream by Prince wasn't about high fat content dairy products?

You mean "Reign in Blood" isn't about a scary rain-storm?

harryasaboy:Bryan Adams turns cool when the 'B' is dropped

Perhaps. Still shiatty music though.

schemist: Dude was 10 in '69

He never says "1969".

You mean "Red Barchetta" isn't about a car?

/Wait...

You mean Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" isn't about a classroom with no air conditioning?

And the Beatles' "Why Don't We Do It in the Road" isn't about street hockey?

And Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" isn't about a camel?

...this could go on for ages...

MikeXpop: schemist: Dude was 10 in '69

He never says "1969".

Nice one, ahh what a summer that was.

You mean "Pour Some Sugar On Me" isn't about a white crystalline solid disaccharide?

'I want your sex' isnt about being gay ?

Adams: Have you really really really really really ever loved a woman?

/What's it like?

Links: Adams: Have you really really really really really ever loved a woman?

/What's it like?

Feels good man

You mean Brown Sugar isn't about a baking ingredient?

"Let's Talk About Sex" isn't about gender identification?

Each time I've seen Bryan Adams in concert he has pointed out that "this song has nothing to do with the year 1969."

/You mean "I Want Your Sex" isn't about a New Zealander asking for the dice to roll a 6?

You mean "The Roof is on Fire" isn't about a blazing building?

gimmeasammich: Each time I've seen Bryan Adams in concert he has pointed out that "this song has nothing to do with the year 1969."

/You mean "I Want Your Sex" isn't about a New Zealander asking for the dice to roll a 6?

I salute you sir!

It takes real guts to admit that you have been to a Bryan Adams concert, let alone more than one.

"Little Red Corvette" wasn't about a a 2-passenger automobile produced by the Chevrolet Motor Division of the General Motors Corporation?

PerfectlyCromulent: You mean "I am the Walrus" wasn't about this guy?

No, because it's actually an elephant seal.

/I'm just here to be pedantic and ruin everybody's fun...

i used to see those articles and hear DJs talk about "he was only 10 in 1969 blah blah blah blah doesn't make sense yak yak yak" and shake my head.

DUDE ... IT WAS A SUMMER OF 69. you know, wink wink. the lyric at the end where he says 'ME AND MY BABY IN A 69' during the fade? am i getting through?

/writing a "Roxanne's Revenge" style 'answer song' named 'SUMMER OF DOGGY STYLE'

you mean that song about riding a train by the Quad city DJs isn't actually about an AMTRAK.
I'm Shocked!

harryasaboy: Bryan Adams turns cool when the 'B' is dropped

Ryan Adams lost a large percentage of his cool when he began dating Mandy Moore.

But still Heartbreaker is one fine, fine piece of musical loving.

Damn Sam (I Love a Woman That Rains) is perhaps the prettiest love song ever written.

You mean Liz Phair's "Flower" isn't an ode to picking daffodils?