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(WCPO) Fail TSA employee tells Cincinnati Police he's a federal agent, with predictable results   (wcpo.com) divider line 144
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Leikka 2008-09-07 06:37:31 PM  
FTFA "he's scheduled to be arranged Monday afternoon."
is it not, 'arraigned'?

Also, he was wearing a blue cubs hat and a red cubs shirt. EVERYBODY PRIMARY COLOURS.

 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 06:42:31 PM  
Leikka: Also, he was wearing a blue cubs hat and a red cubs shirt. EVERYBODY PRIMARY COLOURS.

When you're stealing clothes out of suitcases, you take what you can get.

 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 07:35:54 PM  
subby ...with predictable results

Please let it be beat down. Please let it be beat down. Please let it be beat down.

*clicks link*

shoot, not even arrested

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 07:48:55 PM  
ooo....those cops, that kid at the concession stand and the trial judge are all gonna get added to the 'no fly list' come monday morning.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-09-07 08:19:28 PM  
w11.centralmediaserver.com

Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-09-07 08:43:26 PM  
Federal employee, Federal agent.

Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe.


Except...not.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 08:55:15 PM  
It wasn't a good weekend in Cincinnati for people from Chicago, was it?

 
deeeznutz 2008-09-07 10:23:09 PM  
Farking TSA,

making your life hell one flight at a time.

 
TheAgeOfEgos 2008-09-07 10:24:33 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food



img.photobucket.com
Shredded whatever falls in the wrap taco filling! Available at your grocer!

 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-09-07 10:25:12 PM  
Reminds me of a story of a federal meat inspector intern that got out of a speeding ticket because she had the badge sitting on the dash.

The S stands for Stupid

 
LessO2 2008-09-07 10:25:18 PM  
Wonder if ORD has the new uniforms (and badges) yet (they didn't as of Wednesday).

 
Scutter 2008-09-07 10:25:37 PM  
He was also wearing a red Cubs shirt, and blue Cubs hat.

WTF does that have to do with ANYTHING? It's completely out of the blue, man! Right out of left field!

 
Lumoclear 2008-09-07 10:26:51 PM  
Damn, I was hoping for a good tasing! DAMN!

 
ultraholland 2008-09-07 10:28:48 PM  
FAIL tag Police here:

img1.fark.net

That is all.

 
tiggerfreak 2008-09-07 10:29:20 PM  
Scutter: He was also wearing a red Cubs shirt, and blue Cubs hat.

WTF does that have to do with ANYTHING? It's completely out of the blue, man! Right out of left field!


Apparently, they had to call in the fashion police for back-up.

/I'll be here all week, try the veal
//don't forget to tip your waitress

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:29:37 PM  
Lumoclear: Damn, I was hoping for a good tasing! DAMN!

Seconded.
Or a shooting.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-09-07 10:30:04 PM  
The police had their drinking straws confiscated?

 
Bohemian 2008-09-07 10:30:05 PM  
The Cinci police are doing it wrong. They should have strip searched the guy, impounded any electronics & cell phones and then left him in a holding cell in his underwear for a few hours chained to a bench.

 
knucklebreather 2008-09-07 10:30:29 PM  
Wow, a Cubs fan got drunk and made an ass of himself? This is truly unprecedented.

 
It_Really_Does_Glisten [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:30:55 PM  
Scutter: He was also wearing a red Cubs shirt, and blue Cubs hat.

WTF does that have to do with ANYTHING? It's completely out of the blue, man! Right out of left field!


It's called "padding your word count." Bob Woodward would be proud.

 
Gridlock 2008-09-07 10:32:36 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food


img187.imageshack.us

Apparently not enough people.
It is kind of like a difference between watching crappy movies for free on cable and eating mediocre food for under $1.

// Waiting for the eventual lawsuit from the "Pink Taco" bar.

 
austin_millbarge 2008-09-07 10:32:48 PM  
i235.photobucket.com

 
Single White Male 2008-09-07 10:33:17 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food


I'm from a poor family, so it looks good to me.

 
mxwjs 2008-09-07 10:33:30 PM  
ya know, i think TSA is a good idea, but there needs to be more accountability and competition. i think we should create a second tsa, call it Federal Airport Guard, give them the same stuff and put them right next to TSA in the airports doing the same job. then sit back and watch competition work.

 
Fark This! 2008-09-07 10:33:57 PM  
When Cincinnati Police asked to see Rosario's I.D., he tensed up and claimed he was a federal agent and the officer had no right to see his I.D.

Asshats. Make all of us show our I.D. to you, and yet you think you have some sort of "privacy" just cause you work for the Gestapo TSA? Anyone else find this asshattery just a little ironic?

I'm sorry, please don't add me to the No Fly List

 
jjpat 2008-09-07 10:34:53 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Hey federal agents! Make sure to stop by Skyline while running amuck in the nasty 'Nati.

 
wildcardjack 2008-09-07 10:35:25 PM  
The whole TSA needs to be arrested for imitating a Federal Agency.

 
zopi 2008-09-07 10:37:04 PM  
mxwjs: ya know, i think TSA is a good idea, but there needs to be more accountability and competition. i think we should create a second tsa, call it Federal Airport Guard, give them the same stuff and put them right next to TSA in the airports doing the same job. then sit back and watch Darwin work.

Farxed that for you.

 
Dinosaur_Skates 2008-09-07 10:38:13 PM  
mxwjs: Federal Airport Guard

I lol'd

 
elix [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:38:55 PM  
Obligatory: I'm an FBI agent! (youtube, new window, not a rickroll)

 
mugwump867 2008-09-07 10:39:47 PM  
My great-grandpa was a detective in the Cincinnati PD. Every old newspaper article I have about him mentions his tendency to beat the snot out of suspects. Here's hoping that things haven't changed too much over the years.

 
CommieTime 2008-09-07 10:40:06 PM  
mxwjs: ya know, i think TSA is a good idea, but there needs to be more accountability and competition. i think we should create a second tsa, call it Federal Airport Guard, give them the same stuff and put them right next to TSA in the airports doing the same job. then sit back and watch competition work.

FAG? I like it.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:41:12 PM  
TSA "agent" = flunked out of mall-cop school.

 
Big Red Al [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:41:21 PM  
wildcardjack: The whole TSA needs to be arrested for imitating a Federal Agency.

SKYLINE CHEESE CONEY!

/Weiner!
//I mean WINNER!

 
puskunk 2008-09-07 10:42:16 PM  
So when the Cinci police asked for his ID, why did he give it? I hate the TSA like any good American, but why show ID?

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-09-07 10:42:40 PM  
TheAgeOfEgos: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food



Shredded whatever falls in the wrap taco filling! Available at your grocer!


Stop that.

/and no more fat white kid rap elix.

 
forestwalker 2008-09-07 10:43:19 PM  
He sounds mexican.

Red AND blue, obviously some confused gang member.

 
docilej 2008-09-07 10:46:44 PM  
Rafael Rosario... typical Irish drunk

 
racersmurf 2008-09-07 10:46:45 PM  
Happens here in Detroit all the time. Some moron working for minimum wage at the TSA will try to get out of a traffic ticket saying they are law enforcement too. Usually give's the officer writing the ticket a smile that lasts the rest of the day.

 
EwokHunter 2008-09-07 10:47:00 PM  
Gridlock: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food


That Volcano taco is the weakest frickin thing I have ever eaten. The mild sauce they have in packets is hotter than that thing.
Apparently not enough people.
It is kind of like a difference between watching crappy movies for free on cable and eating mediocre food for under $1.

// Waiting for the eventual lawsuit from the "Pink Taco" bar.

 
Derek313 2008-09-07 10:47:26 PM  
www.352media.com

/TSA's finest.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:47:56 PM  
Gridlock: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food



Apparently not enough people.
It is kind of like a difference between watching crappy movies for free on cable and eating mediocre food for under $1.

// Waiting for the eventual lawsuit from the "Pink Taco" bar.


REAL GREEN LETTUCE? Holy fark, I gotta get in on this...

 
loraksus 2008-09-07 10:51:59 PM  
And this is why the TSA has cloth "badges" that are sown onto their uniform. That's about the only thing that was done right in the entire history of the TSA.

/shiathead will keep his job, just watch.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:52:11 PM  
www.copseek.com

 
for good or for awesome 2008-09-07 10:53:47 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food


Chicken is chicken friendo.
People ask me what part of the chicken I like best. I like chicken fool. Any part.

 
incarcerated 2008-09-07 10:56:41 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Anyone else find the idea of shredded frozen chicken scraps to be just nasty?

/dnrtfa because i was distracted by gross chicken scraps being sold as food


It makes my taco POP!

 
d976 2008-09-07 10:56:43 PM  
TFA: When Cincinnati Police asked to see Rosario's I.D., he tensed up and claimed he was a federal agent and the officer had no right to see his I.D. Records show Rosario is employed by the Transportation Safety Administration at O'Hare Airport in Chicago.

I think this reporter who is an idiot which is the definition of a person who is senseless.

/thanks for playing

 
Funk Brothers 2008-09-07 10:57:02 PM  
austin_millbarge

No, no. Ohio needs its own tag.

 
rpa [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:57:03 PM  
Barakku: REAL GREEN LETTUCE? Holy fark, I gotta get in on this...

you notice it doesn't say "real seasoned beef", though.

....


also,

you haven't lived jtm taco filling until you've heard one of our starting pitchers sing about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=908FQ2xUa5c
(new window)

swear it's not a rickroll... you'll just wish it was.


/btw, fark you cubbie fans
//yeah, i know reds suck this year, but...
///1908, baby. that's right. 190freakin8. have fun choking again this year. see you in april.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-09-07 11:00:33 PM  
mmm, nice tasty offal

 
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