Sorry Kos kids.

Horrors, guess we'll have to go with the 85 other shiatstorms around this unqualified candidate now.

I really could give a fark about someone's divorce papers.

Good.

Now let's focus on the issues, not the Enquirer stories.

BigDumbGuy: Sorry Kos kids.

You bet, other than this story, they got nothing (^)

The 'electorate' has reached the bottom of the barrel and has begun to dig. Eight years ago, they elected a dry-drunk cokehead who destroyed everything he touched, or more accurately, anything his daddy gave him. Then, four years ago, they did it again, We all know the results of that. Unless something surfaces, like video of Palin injecting fetal tissue into her face to smooth out wrinkles, or mad goat sex on a stone altar carved from Billy Graham's tombstone, there's very little about her that'll keep someone from voting McCain if they're planning to already.

stjohn: injecting fetal tissue into her face to smooth out wrinkles,

Does that work? Where does one get some of this 'BabyTox'?

Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

As someone who thinks the thought of Palin running the show is scary as shiat, your post is retarded. It would be others' jobs to prove it against her, not the other way around.

Talk about your all-time backfires.

By the way, how does she prove something like that?

wait, you mean to tell me a story being pursued by the national enquirer might have been bullshiat?

my world has been turned on its head.

Visualingo: Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

As someone who thinks the thought of Palin running the show is scary as shiat, your post is retarded. It would be others' jobs to prove it against her, not the other way around.

Er, you've been overseas for a few years, I take it? That's not how it works here any more.

stjohn: mad goat sex on a stone altar carved from Billy Graham's tombstone

*fap*

Most likely, they guy just didn't want to have his personal life discussed on a bunch of gossipy web sites.

/oops.

ApocoLypstick: stjohn: injecting fetal tissue into her face to smooth out wrinkles,

Does that work? Where does one get some of this 'BabyTox'?

Oh sure. I tell you, you tell a friend, they tell their friends and the next thing you know, the dealer gets busted and and it's a long dry spell.

/srsly, hang out near the library and look for a guy in a lowered green Camaro.
//tell him I've got his ten bucks.

Well, I'm certainly glad we now have stuck our collective noses in some guys business. I feel safer having the media on the case. Next week...the type of razor Sarah Palin uses to shave her legs.

Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

Guilty! Until proven innocent! Its the Gitmo way...and apparently the yours too.

I_C_Weener: Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

Guilty! Until proven innocent! Its the Gitmo Republican way...and apparently the yours too works, given the last few elections.

FTFY.

GOP made their bed, they can farking lie in it. Sauce, goose, gander.

I_C_Weener: Next week...the type of razor Sarah Palin uses to shave her legs.

Now THAT's news!

I'm glad that's cleared up. It's obvious there was no affair since she wasn't mentioned in the divorce papers.

I thought it was already cleared up by the report that said there was no affair and it was just some innocent flirting which hubby put a stop to by dissolving the partnership and selling the business.

Sarah Palin for president 2008.

I_C_Weener: Next week...the type of razor Sarah Palin uses to shave her legs.

Dude, she's way to tough to use a razor. She uses the flayed hide of a live shark and her shaving cream is made from the rendered fat of polar bears. Don't ask what she douches with.

She doesn't shave. That's for pansies. She tweezes her legs.

I said this last week, and will state it again. You have awaken a sleeping giant and the backlash has begun - It appears that you have not thought your cunning plan through...

Gallup today has McCain up by three. I would almost predict it will go higher as the week progresses, and that Obama will never overtake him.

mouell: I said this last week, and will state it again. You have awaken a sleeping giant and the backlash has begun - It appears that you have not thought your cunning plan through...

Gallup today has McCain up by three. I would almost predict it will go higher as the week progresses, and that Obama will never overtake him.

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slobarnuts: mouell: I said this last week, and will state it again. You have awaken a sleeping giant and the backlash has begun - It appears that you have not thought your cunning plan through...

Gallup today has McCain up by three. I would almost predict it will go higher as the week progresses, and that Obama will never overtake him.

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while funny, i don't see the point in bothering. he won't respond if you call him on it later, or he'll just refuse to acknowledge he was wrong.

i'm not worried at all. pollster, which leaves out the states that are polling within the margin of error, has obama at 260 EV, with only 29 of those in the "leaning" catagory. there isn't much reason to think he'd lose any of the states he has now. that means he only needs one more big state to win, and he's leading in the polls in a number of them.

mccain can't win this thing by keeping his current pace. he has to monumentally shake up the race to have a chance. national polls will go up and down, but the electoral votes are what matters.

maybe palin will be his silver bullet, but i doubt it. and if choosing her can't shake up the math, i don't see what could.

Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

No she shouldn't. Clinton's sex life wasn't the public's business, either. There are enough legitimate reasons why this woman has no business being vice president.

How will John McCain balance the current Republican drive toward scrapping our non-proliferation treaties with the antiterrorism mandate to keep weapons of mass destruction from being proliferated into the hands of terrorist networks?

mouell: I said this last week, and will state it again. You have awaken a sleeping giant and the backlash has begun - It appears that you have not thought your cunning plan through...

Gallup today has McCain up by three. I would almost predict it will go higher as the week progresses, and that Obama will never overtake him.

But you are not a complete idiot, right?

Red Herring?

This is all such bullshiat, I wish the American people could find something of more substance to latch onto. I'm voting for Obama, regardless of dimwitted left-wing tards on the Internet say, but this crap is making us all look bad.

Good, not can we focus on some real issues with her, not this tabloid shiat that just feeds the Republican's persecution complex?

Tor_Eckman: mouell: I said this last week, and will state it again. You have awaken a sleeping giant and the backlash has begun - It appears that you have not thought your cunning plan through...

Gallup today has McCain up by three. I would almost predict it will go higher as the week progresses, and that Obama will never overtake him.

But you are not a complete idiot, right?

I might possibly come close to foreseeing a total landslide in favor of the flying spaghetti monster.

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OK...
What's the status of the story about the flight from Dallas (or Houston or wherever) back to AK with her water broke and not saying anything to the flight crew? Has it been debunked with the rest of the Babygate story?

jojostan

What evidence are you using to come to the conclusion that this helps Palin or, conversely, hurts Obama?

ajl_mo: OK...
What's the status of the story about the flight from Dallas (or Houston or wherever) back to AK with her water broke and not saying anything to the flight crew? Has it been debunked with the rest of the Babygate story?

No, that's true. Most people lump the two together without realizing they're A) mutually exclusive and B) that one is based off the assumption that Palin wouldn't have done something as ridiculous as go on a plane while in labor.

I know she wanted her baby to be "born Alaskan", but Christ almighty, she may as well have called the flight an attempted "Catholic Abortion" (new window)

culebra: jojostan

What evidence are you using to come to the conclusion that this helps Palin or, conversely, hurts Obama?

because F**KING LEFT WING LIBTARDS

that's why

Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

What the fark are you, a goddamned Stalinist? You certainly don't get any passing grade in logic or elementary wester jurisprudance. You cannot prove a negative.

OK, moran, if that's the way you want to play:

- Hey, Obama, prove you are NOT a Muslim.
- Hey, Obama, prove you DIDN'T plot with Ayers when you were 8 years old to blow up the Pentagon.
- Hey, Remove all Republicans, prove you are NOT plotting to assassinate McCain and Palin. I know you are. Prove you are not.

Remove all Republicans = Grade A Number 1 Clear Quill Asshole.

quickdraw: Dude, she's way to tough to use a razor. She uses the flayed hide of a live shark and her shaving cream is made from the rendered fat of polar bears. Don't ask what she douches with.



I've heard that she douches with the deliciously salty tears of baby seals; tears that are collected just prior to their being clubbed and skinned. A Candygram/OBGYN specialist, hired by her special Alaskan VAJAYJAY Department, escorts seal hunters onto the ice packs and then personally wipes these seal tears off of the precious little seal faces at the Moment of Clubbing Death and into specially marked VAJAYJAY collection bottles for subsequent application to the Palin Naughty Bits.

culebra: jojostan

What evidence are you using to come to the conclusion that this helps Palin or, conversely, hurts Obama?

Eh, she's doing alright for the Democrats, (new window) too, so there's that at least.

So do Republicans have a plan to stimulate the economy that adheres to their philosophy of small government beyond their usually promises revenue reductions which have never been shown to effect the health of the economy?

bookman: Remove all Republicans = Grade A Number 1 Clear Quill Asshole Fark Politics' most consistently quality troll of 2008

I find it entertaining and would be sad to see him go.

lantawa: quickdraw: Dude, she's way to tough to use a razor. She uses the flayed hide of a live shark and her shaving cream is made from the rendered fat of polar bears. Don't ask what she douches with.



I've heard that she douches with the deliciously salty tears of baby seals; tears that are collected just prior to their being clubbed and skinned. A Candygram/OBGYN specialist, hired by her special Alaskan VAJAYJAY Department, escorts seal hunters onto the ice packs and then personally wipes these seal tears off of the precious little seal faces at the Moment of Clubbing Death and into specially marked VAJAYJAY collection bottles for subsequent application to the Palin Naughty Bits.

Sounds like our next photoshop contest...

Perhaps if Sarah Palin (or more aptly, her handlers) would start granting more direct access to journalists, they wouldn't be spending all of their time chasing ghosts that may or may not exist.

This is why you need to properly vet your candidates.

But I would certainly encourage to GOP to cry foul and go to war with the media, as it will result in a 50/40 poll average in favor of Obama by the time we get to the first debate.

stjohn: The 'electorate' has reached the bottom of the barrel and has begun to dig. Eight years ago, they elected a dry-drunk cokehead who destroyed everything he touched, or more accurately, anything his daddy gave him. Then, four years ago, they did it again, We all know the results of that. Unless something surfaces, like video of Palin injecting fetal tissue into her face to smooth out wrinkles, or mad goat sex on a stone altar carved from Billy Graham's tombstone, there's very little about her that'll keep someone from voting McCain if they're planning to already.

Goat Sex? (^)

MindfulModeration: ajl_mo: OK...
What's the status of the story about the flight from Dallas (or Houston or wherever) back to AK with her water broke and not saying anything to the flight crew? Has it been debunked with the rest of the Babygate story?

No, that's true.
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Thanks. The wife is particularly incensed about that story. Every time I bring it up she rolls hers eyes and says something like "Geez how can anyone be so stupid. Your water breaks with your fifth kid you get you ass to the hospital. That thing will slide out of there at anytime. AND what the hell was she doing flying at all?!!?"

she had a list of banned books
She belongs to a secessionist group
She is only for abstinence, and anti-contraception.
She left the budget worse than when she started
She bought a new jet after saying she sold the last one on ebay
She won't give media interviews until the election is over
She faked being pregnant to hide her daughter's baby
She had an affair that nearly killed her marriage
Palin hates Jews
Palin hates pot
Palin is a creationist

Next?

Remove all Republicans: How do we know that the papers haven't already been edited or destroyed? The information is so suspicious. Palin should be forced to talk to the press and prove that she DIDN'T have anything to do with the divorce case.

You are pressing this "prove a negative" thing too hard today. Ease up a bit, Champ.