I hate clowns!

/but likes free car washes!

farked after only 30 hits?

Did somebody say Christians?

Hate clowns.

HATE. THEM.SO.MUCH.

Approves

Why so serious repentant?

You rang?

Ebenator

Daddy?!!?

Hell's greeter!



^"Hey Bob! I saw your fat ass in the newspaper!"

Crotchrocket Slim: Why so serious repentant?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

Ace Attorney: Crotchrocket Slim:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

sticky purpleberry bird poop on your windshield

Just like they destroyed ventriloquism, they will destroy clowns.

/Wait. There's nothing wrong with either of those things.

Ed Grubermann: Just like they destroyed ventriloquism, they will destroy clowns.

/Wait. There's nothing wrong with either of those things.

Damn straight.

was on chiller last night...about the 90th time

FTA: "Sullivan has had "formal" amateur clowning experience, having been a member of Clown Alley 10 in Milwaukee. There, she says, she was taught the correct way to clown."

I figure you don't need any formal clown training if doing a Pray and Wash sounds like a swell idea. I'm not sure which creeps me out more: Fundies or Clowns. Fundies dressed up as clowns is enough to make me shiat my pants.

Not afraid of clowns, but have a need to kill them all. Much like mimes...
Creeptastic thread!

Poppa Boner

Those pics are farking creepy man.

What a bunch of clowns

fat aristotle: Poppa Boner

Those pics are farking creepy man.

Just trying to help...

/you all have nightmares

EPIC THREAD

Clowns eat people.

Some of my parents' friends started one of these... groups for various church functions. Very creepy at first, but then so very, very laughable.

>

I am Spunko and I approve this message.

Poppa Boner: fat aristotle: Poppa Boner

Those pics are farking creepy man.

Just trying to help...

/you all have nightmares



Sorry, actual christian clowns are still creepier- this woman shows up to hospitals like this. In her mind, to make people feel better.

you better farking believe it's hotlinked

It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!

H_is_for_Heretic: Poppa Boner: fat aristotle: Poppa Boner

Those pics are farking creepy man.

Just trying to help...

/you all have nightmares



Sorry, actual christian clowns are still creepier- this woman shows up to hospitals like this. In her mind, to make people feel better.

She's hot!

/Christians don't believe in condoms
//RAWRR!!!

/can't sleep, clowns will eat me

Uh, spunkotheclown, wtf is that hanging out of your diaper?

Poppa Boner: /Christians don't believe in condoms
//RAWRR!!!



oblig

This is Ouchy the Clown. He can be hired for all your Clown related BDSM needs.

For real!

You know, there are non-creepout clowns out there.

Typically, the reason a coulrophobia develops is that a lot of clowns use crazy-ass wigs and sharp lines with their makeup, which terrify the shiat out of little kids. Well that and that effin' Steve King novel/book.

www.mtclownwork.com

This guy isn't so bad.

BabyDumplings: Uh, spunkotheclown, wtf is that hanging out of your diaper?

Prosthetic testicles.

Coulrophobia?

spunkotheclown
OH! Thought they were testicles, but strangely placed anatomically.
That's better. And hilarious.

Came for the creepy clown pics.

Leaving freaked out.

Thank you.

Seriously, wtf?? Lost Jerry Lewis script?