yo quiero mi perro
BANG

and how do you make sure you don't accidentally ask the same person twice ?

Chihuahua, Pug, & Pekingese owners are just crazy cat ladies who happen to have dogs.

Your dog wants asylum?

FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?

The real issue is whether or not the bullets came from a legally-owned gun or not.

Stern...stern but fair.

Uhh... Mom?

ahh north tulsa. you have the most interesting stories.

It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.

She's just trying to be methodical about it.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

Sounded like a story one would expect from Texas. Oklahoma is close enough.

She should have her gun taken away for being such a shiatty shot. Seriously, only wounded 2 people? That's some real fail there...

You should have seen what I did the time that I lost my wallet...

oh wait...

nevermind...

/*adjusts hat and sunglasses*

taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

/once lived in gun-toting red-neck community in Michigan
//never had a gun or knife pulled on me while working at the veterinary clinic there
///slashies!!

Now that is how you get things done. I'm going to hire her to track down my keys.

Yeah but you wouldn't want any of the hippy left wing gun control cause then the King of England would get in your face.

Happened to me just the other day as matter of fact.

Where is the citadel?

/obscure?

wargarbl: yo quiero mi perro
BANG

So much win.

Lorelle: It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.

I would kill anybody who took or hurt my girls.

That said...

This biatch is nuts.

NightOwl2255: FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?

I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.

Lorelle: It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.


1/10

You're not even trying any more.

FTFA:

King said the woman told the victims she lived "down the street," but police have not been able to determine which house is hers. The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.


Damn. Before I read the article, I thought it was going to be an old lady having a senior moment.

This would make for a great action movie starring Kathy Bates.

Trust me.

$150 million on opening weekend - GUARANTEED.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This would make for a great action movie starring Kathy Bates.

Trust me.

$150 million on opening weekend - GUARANTEED.


You might be on to something.

/Misery was on TV yesterday.
//"Have you seen my dog?"
///"No."
////"You're a dirty birdy!" *BOOM!*

I wonder if she ever found her dog...

reveal101: I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.

In NY papers when they don't mention the race of a suspect it's a minority. If the suspect is white they say so. It got to the point the regional papers won't include a message board for any crime story where they have a description that leaves out race because readers would fill in the blanks.

The media decided there are some facts the readers are better off not knowing.

The_Sponge: 1/10

You're not even trying any more.

Hey, I was out late last night, I'm still tired. Give me a break!

RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.

cowgirl toffee: You don't even have to wonder why her dog ran away in the first place.

She kicked her dog
She was mean to him before
I guess that's why he walked out the door...

(I wonder if she tried the church that Wednesday night?)

And her behavior is illegal why?

The caption should read "Idiot with gun goes ballistic over missing mutt." They say this and they say she say that and somewhere in between lies the truth. We'll never hear the part where the poor innocent vicitms called the woman a douche bag and said they'd kill her dog if it came around.

But then this is Oklahoma, a state of mind. What comes to mind when the name "Oklahoma" comes up? Very little, almost nothing, the Oakies and the Dust Bowl of the 30's. A hot, arid, dirty 2nd cousin to Texass.

Heh, North Tulsa. In that particular area, without a race description, she could be Black, Hispanic, or methed-out White trash. None of the three would surprise me.

Lorelle: Hey, I was out late last night, I'm still tired. Give me a break!


Oh....okay. ;-)

It's like the Spanish Inquisition, except lamer!

The_Sponge: You might be on to something.

Just as Righteous Kill represents another chance to team up Pacino and De Niro, this movie would represent another chance for Kathy Bates to wield a sledgehammer.

We MUST not pass up this opportunity.

pjc51

She kicked her dog
She was mean to him before
I guess that's why he walked out the door...

(I wonder if she tried the church that Wednesday night

OMG I'm not the only Fiery Furnaces fan on earth!

/Had tickets for for last Oct in Chicago
//Asked 10 people
///No one would go with me

I have to ask.... (and I'm disappointed no one has asked yet)

Is she hot?

reveal101: NightOwl2255: FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?

I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.

I'm going to take a huge shot in the dark, and say that you only see what you want to see.

Remember, an armed society is a polite society.

Pic of the perp.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/long_lost_dog.htm

I am so ashamed!!1!! I live in OKLAGOMER (tho' not from here -
THANK GOD!!11!)

They got it all wrong. She was just using the muzzle flash to light up the area.

/Or maybe her dog responds to gunshots instead of whistles.

1. next time, make sure it's funny
2. next time, hot link it
3. forget next time and never post again.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

She didn't lose her Chihuahua, she lost her mind.

explody_pup: RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.

North Tulsa makes most war zones look safe.
They have __________people

walnuts55: explody_pup: RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.

North Tulsa makes most war zones look safe.
They have _no intelligent_people

/fixed that fer ya

The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.



/I have nothing constructive to add to this thread