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(NewsOK) Dumbass Not news: Woman searches for missing dog. News: Uses pistol to search for missing dog. Fark: Shoots people who say they have not seen missing dog   (newsok.com) divider line 75
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wargarbl 2008-09-07 01:55:47 PM  
yo quiero mi perro
BANG

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 02:12:00 PM  
and how do you make sure you don't accidentally ask the same person twice ?

 
kaminariko [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 02:16:12 PM  
Chihuahua, Pug, & Pekingese owners are just crazy cat ladies who happen to have dogs.

 
GregoryD 2008-09-07 02:43:10 PM  
Your dog wants asylum?

 
NightOwl2255 2008-09-07 03:05:23 PM  
FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?

 
Gigglecream 2008-09-07 03:27:12 PM  
The real issue is whether or not the bullets came from a legally-owned gun or not.

 
Dirt-Dog 2008-09-07 03:27:57 PM  
Stern...stern but fair.

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2008-09-07 03:29:34 PM  
Uhh... Mom?

 
gbrudy16 2008-09-07 03:30:21 PM  
ahh north tulsa. you have the most interesting stories.

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:30:49 PM  
It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-09-07 03:32:07 PM  
She's just trying to be methodical about it.

 
rippinthegears 2008-09-07 03:33:22 PM  
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:34:35 PM  
Sounded like a story one would expect from Texas. Oklahoma is close enough.

 
treesloth 2008-09-07 03:34:42 PM  
She should have her gun taken away for being such a shiatty shot. Seriously, only wounded 2 people? That's some real fail there...

 
Help-Im-Sober 2008-09-07 03:34:55 PM  
You should have seen what I did the time that I lost my wallet...

oh wait...

nevermind...

/*adjusts hat and sunglasses*

 
RadicalArcher 2008-09-07 03:35:33 PM  
taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

/once lived in gun-toting red-neck community in Michigan
//never had a gun or knife pulled on me while working at the veterinary clinic there
///slashies!!

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:36:32 PM  
Now that is how you get things done. I'm going to hire her to track down my keys.

 
Bob16 2008-09-07 03:36:55 PM  
Yeah but you wouldn't want any of the hippy left wing gun control cause then the King of England would get in your face.

Happened to me just the other day as matter of fact.

 
nmrsnr 2008-09-07 03:39:06 PM  
Where is the citadel?

/obscure?

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:40:44 PM  
wargarbl: yo quiero mi perro
BANG


So much win.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:41:20 PM  
Lorelle: It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.

I would kill anybody who took or hurt my girls.

That said...

This biatch is nuts.

 
reveal101 2008-09-07 03:42:10 PM  
NightOwl2255: FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?


I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:43:23 PM  
Lorelle: It's her God-given 2nd Amendment right to shoot people while she's looking for her lost chi-wah.


1/10

You're not even trying any more.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:44:41 PM  
FTFA:

King said the woman told the victims she lived "down the street," but police have not been able to determine which house is hers. The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.



Damn. Before I read the article, I thought it was going to be an old lady having a senior moment.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:45:24 PM  
This would make for a great action movie starring Kathy Bates.

Trust me.

$150 million on opening weekend - GUARANTEED.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:48:28 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This would make for a great action movie starring Kathy Bates.

Trust me.

$150 million on opening weekend - GUARANTEED.



You might be on to something.

/Misery was on TV yesterday.
//"Have you seen my dog?"
///"No."
////"You're a dirty birdy!" *BOOM!*

 
UrinalPooper 2008-09-07 03:49:28 PM  
I wonder if she ever found her dog...

 
beoswulf 2008-09-07 03:49:52 PM  
reveal101: I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.


In NY papers when they don't mention the race of a suspect it's a minority. If the suspect is white they say so. It got to the point the regional papers won't include a message board for any crime story where they have a description that leaves out race because readers would fill in the blanks.

The media decided there are some facts the readers are better off not knowing.

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:53:39 PM  
The_Sponge: 1/10

You're not even trying any more.


Hey, I was out late last night, I'm still tired. Give me a break!

 
explody_pup 2008-09-07 03:54:32 PM  
RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.

 
pjc51 2008-09-07 03:54:50 PM  
cowgirl toffee: You don't even have to wonder why her dog ran away in the first place.

She kicked her dog
She was mean to him before
I guess that's why he walked out the door...

(I wonder if she tried the church that Wednesday night?)

 
Nickelback 2008-09-07 03:55:08 PM  
And her behavior is illegal why?

 
Bills Cat 2008-09-07 03:55:19 PM  
The caption should read "Idiot with gun goes ballistic over missing mutt." They say this and they say she say that and somewhere in between lies the truth. We'll never hear the part where the poor innocent vicitms called the woman a douche bag and said they'd kill her dog if it came around.

But then this is Oklahoma, a state of mind. What comes to mind when the name "Oklahoma" comes up? Very little, almost nothing, the Oakies and the Dust Bowl of the 30's. A hot, arid, dirty 2nd cousin to Texass.

 
steelwelder 2008-09-07 03:56:00 PM  
Heh, North Tulsa. In that particular area, without a race description, she could be Black, Hispanic, or methed-out White trash. None of the three would surprise me.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 03:58:36 PM  
Lorelle: Hey, I was out late last night, I'm still tired. Give me a break!


Oh....okay. ;-)

 
Drubell 2008-09-07 04:03:13 PM  
It's like the Spanish Inquisition, except lamer!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 04:05:43 PM  
The_Sponge: You might be on to something.

Just as Righteous Kill represents another chance to team up Pacino and De Niro, this movie would represent another chance for Kathy Bates to wield a sledgehammer.

We MUST not pass up this opportunity.

 
collideapope 2008-09-07 04:10:38 PM  
pjc51

She kicked her dog
She was mean to him before
I guess that's why he walked out the door...

(I wonder if she tried the church that Wednesday night

OMG I'm not the only Fiery Furnaces fan on earth!

/Had tickets for for last Oct in Chicago
//Asked 10 people
///No one would go with me

 
Brother Head 2008-09-07 04:14:29 PM  
I have to ask.... (and I'm disappointed no one has asked yet)

Is she hot?

 
dave2198 2008-09-07 04:18:38 PM  
reveal101: NightOwl2255: FTA: The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

So, no one knows if she's white, black, Indian, Hispanic? Or would that be racist to include in a description?

I've noticed in Canada that when there is an article on a violent crime, that if the perp isn't white, that they will describe the race of offender very near the end of article, which most people don't read. But if you're white, the second word in the article will be Caucasian. ie, A Caucasian man raped and murdered etc etc.

Now you tell me that isn't racist.


I'm going to take a huge shot in the dark, and say that you only see what you want to see.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 04:18:55 PM  
Remember, an armed society is a polite society.

 
cjdusa 2008-09-07 04:23:25 PM  
Pic of the perp.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/long_lost_dog.htm

 
rsparks4t 2008-09-07 04:25:23 PM  
I am so ashamed!!1!! I live in OKLAGOMER (tho' not from here -
THANK GOD!!11!)

 
Laz Long [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 04:25:29 PM  
They got it all wrong. She was just using the muzzle flash to light up the area.

/Or maybe her dog responds to gunshots instead of whistles.

 
mikefitz 2008-09-07 04:25:52 PM  
1. next time, make sure it's funny
2. next time, hot link it
3. forget next time and never post again.

 
LockeOak 2008-09-07 04:30:32 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.

 
Portugal. The Man 2008-09-07 04:30:57 PM  
She didn't lose her Chihuahua, she lost her mind.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 04:34:38 PM  
explody_pup: RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.


North Tulsa makes most war zones look safe.
They have __________people

 
rsparks4t 2008-09-07 04:40:29 PM  
walnuts55: explody_pup: RadicalArcher: taking bets as to whether or not gun-toting woman even had a dog, and also if she had decided she didn't need her lithium stabilizers that day. the two may very well be connected.

This is North Tulsa. I don't think they give prescriptions for the drugs this lady was on.

North Tulsa makes most war zones look safe.
They have _no intelligent_people


/fixed that fer ya

 
Texas with a Dollarsign 2008-09-07 04:48:04 PM  
The woman was described only as being in her mid 30s and wearing dark clothes.

i32.photobucket.com

/I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

 
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