Smuggle in your own MGD subby. You are unworthy of decent brew.

Decent beers still taste good when they're warm.

What about the flood of cheap Chinese beer mentioned in another thread?

steevmit: Decent beers still taste good when they're warm.

Not really.

Perhaps this is a good thing since more people will turn to brewing their own if it means having good beer at a reasonable price. Nothing like having a home brewery to bring out a little community spirit.

Snarfangel: What about the flood of cheap Chinese beer mentioned in another thread?

Snow will be the cheap beer in London. A Norfolk bitter will run you about 20 quid.

I kept trying to focus on the article but the beer and titties would not allow me. Is it something important?

Subby obviously doesn't understand the difference between a larger and an ale.

/don't like ale
//paid £2.50 a pint in London

I also could not focus...damn look at that rack.

daveydave: I also could not focus...damn look at that rack.

I'd £ it.

What ever happened to, "A pints a pound the world around"?

......

Oh, never mind, my common sense just told me.

This is why I don't drink out, especially at the local casinos. I splurged once at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods and spent $11 on what I did not expect to be an 8 oz beer and a Midori sour for my girlfriend. At least at Mohegan Sun you can get a nice 22 oz beer of the tribe's micro brew.

Your best bet is getting together with friends for house parties, getting pizzas and stuff delivered, barbecuing, whatever 'cause it's cheaper. Going to the strip club is wicked expensive too and they aren't anything spectacular. Besides, at some point, it's like "oh, wow, titties--big farking deal".

/my girlfriend used to go with me, she's about 10% bi

Last night I had my first Budlight. I asked the bartender to give me the best White Trash beer they sold and she handed me a BudLight.

/liked Coors better

Poppa Boner: I kept trying to focus on the article but the beer and titties would not allow me. Is it something important?

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I'd pay 10 quid for a pint if that bird brings it out!

The Daily Star. The paper you read when you are not reading a paper. Just so non UKians know.

Give me some warm cask conditioned beer any day.

or one of These

Misleading article/picture, I only saw quarts not pints.

I love my home-brew ale.

/I need to make bigger batches.

BatardAmericain:
/my girlfriend used to go with me, she's about 10% bi

Is that the same as 5% lesbian? Or is there a conversion factor?

yea i never saw the point of strip clubs. naked chicks oh my!, i can look at them for free on the internet while i smoke and drink at my leisure.
the internet is better because really, why pay a chick to get you horny you cant fark? (and the ones you can? yucksters)

My Baloney Has No First Name: BatardAmericain:
/my girlfriend used to go with me, she's about 10% bi

Is that the same as 5% lesbian? Or is there a conversion factor?

She likes one out of every ten boobs she sees?

Well this would have been a picture of a gorgeous babe with a nice rack serving us up some pints,

but these ------------------------^^^^^^^^^^
titty hogging assholes aren't sharing their jubblies.

Pricks!

bollocks will it

/it'll probably cost that in the olympic park

10 sec rule applies to pudding too
Misleading article/picture, I only saw quarts not pints.
Ah, those vestiges of the British Imperial system, like 20-ounce pints...

...I just clicked a Daily Star link.
It had breasts and a bad pun. Why am I surprised?
This just means moore alcopops for the chavs, no? Ugh. Stupid olympics.

Here we go.

As an American brought up on the myth that beer must only be served cold, I can say that any quality beer will taste good at room temperature, but not necessarily warm. If it's only tolerable when it's cold, it has something cheap and nasty in it to hide.

ultraholland: daveydave: I also could not focus...damn look at that rack.

I'd £ it.

Win.

beer trifecta

Poppa Boner: Here we go.


I think I'm in love.

/If you stare at that pic long enough, you can actually see a jug....I mean mug of beer.
//Took me a long time.
///It's like one of those "Magic Eye" pictures.

Oh boo hoo, alcoholics can't drink their beer without paying a big price.

/Cry me a river.

I just arrived in London last week for my semester abroad and "sticker shock" would be an understatement.

Salisbury's has 2-litre Strongbow's for 3 pounds though, so that helps.

/yummy

The_Sponge: Poppa Boner: Here we go.


I think I'm in love.

/If you stare at that pic long enough, you can actually see a jug....I mean mug of beer.
//Took me a long time.
///It's like one of those "Magic Eye" pictures.

If you look REALLY close you'll see some dude drooling.

Drakin020: Oh boo hoo, alcoholics can't drink their beer without paying a big price.

/Cry me a river.

More tits. More beer.

Psst - Sun, I don't think those words mean what you think they do.

On the other hand, crap, Grolsch is owned by Coor's? Ah - Grolsch NV (Dutch for Inc.) owns 51%. Suck it, Colorado. I was afraid I'd have to switch brands, assuming Adolf still runs Coors.

dersk

/think I'll grab a pumpkin homebrew out the fridge
//Amstedam pints are usually about EUR 5, fwiw

The current average price of a pint of lager is £2.65, with beer at £2.45, according to the Campaign For Real Ale.

By the way, the waitresses at Oktoberfest in Munchen (at least at the Hofbrauhaus) are on average 24 years older and 35 kilos heavier than most of these pics.

Dirndls are a very good thing, though.

dersk

Drakin020: Oh boo hoo, alcoholics can't drink their beer without paying a big price.

/Cry me a river.

You will, when you're paying 20 bucks a pound for your steak due to the rising cost of grain.

I'm glad I homebrew. I think the absolute most I would end up paying for ingredients is about 80 bucks for 5 gallons worth of barleywine. The price significantly drops if I go all grain.

By the way, beer is gay.

/ red wine FTW

dersk: By the way, the waitresses at Oktoberfest in Munchen (at least at the Hofbrauhaus) are on average 24 years older and 35 kilos heavier than most of these pics.

Dirndls are a very good thing, though.

dersk

So you're saying someone created a beer goggles camera and that's what they look like after your 5th stein of beer?

Interesting.

dersk: By the way, the waitresses at Oktoberfest in Munchen (at least at the Hofbrauhaus) are on average 24 years older and 35 kilos heavier than most of these pics.

Dirndls are a very good thing, though.

dersk

And they can carry eight steins at a time. I respect that.

10 sec rule applies to pudding too: Misleading article/picture, I only saw quarts not pints.

I only saw jugs.

MBA Whore: By the way, beer is gay.

/ red wine FTW

I think you got that backwards.

How's your prince albert healing?

Now that we are talking about warm beer, here is a joke that anybody who has ever owned a classic British car already knows.

Q: Why do the British drink their beer warm?
A: Because Lucas Electric makes their refrigerators.

/1966 Triumph Spitfire 4 Mk 2 was my first car. The first thing I did to it was put in a stereo. Nobody told me the ground was positive. Never gave me a bit of trouble after I found that out.

MBA Whore: By the way, beer is gay.

/ red wine FTW

you shut your whore mouth when men are talking!