no long
no short
right size

I promise I won't look at you as a hot girl anymore.... well for at least a couple of minutes.... I'm just gonna check something over at google images real quick and then spend some time in my bunk.

she should do meth

Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

reveal101: Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

How big is this bed you speak of?

Setsuna: reveal101: Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

How big is this bed you speak of?

I'm not usually one for sharing, but if she's there, mind if I join?

fail

Bukharin: fail

FAP FAP FAP

I am already disappointed by the lack of pics

Billy McGoodGuy Quote 2008-09-07 05:21:37 PM
I would suggest that she start farting a lot and telling everyone each time she has a loose stool. That should take care the issue.

See above picture courtesy of Bukharin. It appears she's standing on her head farting at the ceiling for some bizarre reason.

Come to my trailer, dear.

People will not think of you as sex symbol for much longer.

/Most of them won't anyway

WTF?

She is considered hot? Who knew?

Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.

ceejayoz: Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.

Looks like the side of her head is turning Klingon.

Oh, fark her. Get over yourself, you toad.

Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Burn from a hair iron, maybe.

Well, if she keeps sporting that 'do she had at the "Stand Up to Cancer" special, she's on the right track.

Funny [read: disturbing] story happened while I was walking at Hollywood's Universal CityWalk a few months ago. There was this black dude/kid, somewhere between 14-24, dancing that song where Beyonce shakes her butt like it's jelly, he was trying to do the same. So imagine: watching a grown, black dude shaking his ass like a woman in the middle of a crowd.

Anyways, anybody know the name of that song? I don't listen to music since a few years back, so it seems I've forgotten the name.

Loneman1: ceejayoz: Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.

Looks like the side of her head is turning Klingon.

Looks like she is wearing a mask.

Shes an alien from V!!!

Well, it's back to Fermilab with her to start doing more calculations.

Is she pregnant?

Not anymore. Now she wants to be 'uh' icon.

where are the goddamn pics

arenaninja: Funny [read: disturbing] story happened while I was walking at Hollywood's Universal CityWalk a few months ago. There was this black dude/kid, somewhere between 14-24, dancing that song where Beyonce shakes her butt like it's jelly, he was trying to do the same. So imagine: watching a grown, black dude shaking his ass like a woman in the middle of a crowd.

Anyways, anybody know the name of that song? I don't listen to music since a few years back, so it seems I've forgotten the name.

It's "Bootylicious". And I am ashamed to know that.

One of the most beautiful women alive today. Hard not to notice.

So... she's giving up her career?

Olympus Mons 2008-09-08 08:15:12 AM
One of the most beautiful women alive today. Hard not to notice.

You need help... a LOT of it. I can walk out the door of my mid-town building right now and tap a dozen women on the shoulder in under a minute that smoke that fake, giant arsed nothing without trying... and there be a LOT of fat and fugly chicks out in NYC these days.

Woo hoo - time 'a git fat!

Bukharin: fail

She may say no to meth, but she doesn't appear to have a problem with crack in the photo.

Pixelvision: she should do meth

Meth is hard.

I will take her out of the biz and straight to my bedroom forever and fark her till she begs me to let her go back to being a popstar!

Well as long as she doesn't go out without her hair extensions and make up she's good.
With out them she is nothing.

Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Wig glue.

It's like when you like white glue dry on your hand and then wrinkle it -- the skin makes the same pattern.

Yes, I liked to play with glue as a child. No brain damage as far as I can far as I can see.

listen for the sound of a bicycle with a huge saddle
being furiously back-pedalled when she gets pregnant
with J-z's huge headed baby and insists that pregnant
women are sexy too.........

/not wig glue, rapper goo....