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(700 WLW) Silly Beyonce announces she is over being a pop star and no long wants to be seen as the hot girl. Boo hoo   (700wlw.com) divider line 35
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PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 01:46:03 PM  
no long
no short
right size

 
Ender's [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 01:54:44 PM  
I promise I won't look at you as a hot girl anymore.... well for at least a couple of minutes.... I'm just gonna check something over at google images real quick and then spend some time in my bunk.

 
Pixelvision 2008-09-07 03:33:48 PM  
she should do meth

 
reveal101 2008-09-07 03:44:31 PM  
Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

 
Setsuna 2008-09-07 03:48:59 PM  
reveal101: Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

How big is this bed you speak of?

 
Dr. Frisbee 2008-09-07 04:17:30 PM  
Setsuna: reveal101: Ooooh sorry Beyonce, you're a sex object in most mens eyes now. You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. With me.

How big is this bed you speak of?


I'm not usually one for sharing, but if she's there, mind if I join?

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 04:34:55 PM  
www.sneakervilla.com

fail

 
LewDux 2008-09-07 04:41:39 PM  
Bukharin: fail

FAP FAP FAP

 
LondosHair 2008-09-07 05:26:07 PM  
I am already disappointed by the lack of pics

 
thedarkshadow 2008-09-07 05:33:37 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy Quote 2008-09-07 05:21:37 PM
I would suggest that she start farting a lot and telling everyone each time she has a loose stool. That should take care the issue.


See above picture courtesy of Bukharin. It appears she's standing on her head farting at the ceiling for some bizarre reason.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 05:36:55 PM  
Come to my trailer, dear.

People will not think of you as sex symbol for much longer.

/Most of them won't anyway

i231.photobucket.com

 
Tony_Pepperoni 2008-09-07 05:48:56 PM  
i36.tinypic.com

WTF?

 
FuzzyNoNoseChimp [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 05:59:21 PM  
She is considered hot? Who knew?

 
ceejayoz 2008-09-07 06:08:37 PM  
Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.

 
Loneman1 2008-09-07 06:50:32 PM  
ceejayoz: Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.


Looks like the side of her head is turning Klingon.

 
coffee fiend 2008-09-07 06:58:31 PM  
Oh, fark her. Get over yourself, you toad.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 08:59:08 PM  
Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Burn from a hair iron, maybe.

 
CarnySaur 2008-09-07 09:09:16 PM  
Well, if she keeps sporting that 'do she had at the "Stand Up to Cancer" special, she's on the right track.

 
arenaninja 2008-09-07 09:54:32 PM  
Funny [read: disturbing] story happened while I was walking at Hollywood's Universal CityWalk a few months ago. There was this black dude/kid, somewhere between 14-24, dancing that song where Beyonce shakes her butt like it's jelly, he was trying to do the same. So imagine: watching a grown, black dude shaking his ass like a woman in the middle of a crowd.

Anyways, anybody know the name of that song? I don't listen to music since a few years back, so it seems I've forgotten the name.

 
Bfett20 2008-09-07 10:03:17 PM  
Loneman1: ceejayoz: Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Looks like that's fake hair and it's attached to her skin.

Looks like the side of her head is turning Klingon.


Looks like she is wearing a mask.

Shes an alien from V!!!

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:04:38 PM  
Well, it's back to Fermilab with her to start doing more calculations.

 
Yeah Sure Whatever 2008-09-07 10:05:37 PM  
Is she pregnant?

 
the_good_reverend_doctor 2008-09-07 10:31:36 PM  
Not anymore. Now she wants to be 'uh' icon.

 
Dome [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:39:30 PM  
where are the goddamn pics

 
My Innuendo [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:49:35 PM  
arenaninja: Funny [read: disturbing] story happened while I was walking at Hollywood's Universal CityWalk a few months ago. There was this black dude/kid, somewhere between 14-24, dancing that song where Beyonce shakes her butt like it's jelly, he was trying to do the same. So imagine: watching a grown, black dude shaking his ass like a woman in the middle of a crowd.

Anyways, anybody know the name of that song? I don't listen to music since a few years back, so it seems I've forgotten the name.


It's "Bootylicious". And I am ashamed to know that.

 
Olympus Mons 2008-09-08 08:15:12 AM  
One of the most beautiful women alive today. Hard not to notice.

 
Jim R 2008-09-08 09:43:48 AM  
So... she's giving up her career?

 
GNNR 2008-09-08 10:24:36 AM  
Olympus Mons 2008-09-08 08:15:12 AM
One of the most beautiful women alive today. Hard not to notice.


You need help... a LOT of it. I can walk out the door of my mid-town building right now and tap a dozen women on the shoulder in under a minute that smoke that fake, giant arsed nothing without trying... and there be a LOT of fat and fugly chicks out in NYC these days.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2008-09-08 12:13:01 PM  
Woo hoo - time 'a git fat!

 
momojoboo 2008-09-08 01:46:56 PM  
Bukharin: fail

She may say no to meth, but she doesn't appear to have a problem with crack in the photo.

 
docmattic 2008-09-08 02:09:12 PM  
Pixelvision: she should do meth

Meth is hard.

 
blogwiz 2008-09-08 03:21:44 PM  
I will take her out of the biz and straight to my bedroom forever and fark her till she begs me to let her go back to being a popstar!

 
bruce4bruce 2008-09-08 03:51:08 PM  
Well as long as she doesn't go out without her hair extensions and make up she's good.
With out them she is nothing.

 
kunibob 2008-09-08 03:56:57 PM  
Tony_Pepperoni: WTF?

Wig glue.

It's like when you like white glue dry on your hand and then wrinkle it -- the skin makes the same pattern.

Yes, I liked to play with glue as a child. No brain damage as far as I can far as I can see.

 
doobiebrother 2008-09-09 01:30:44 AM  
listen for the sound of a bicycle with a huge saddle
being furiously back-pedalled when she gets pregnant
with J-z's huge headed baby and insists that pregnant
women are sexy too.........

/not wig glue, rapper goo....

 
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