bacon?
drtfa

Drunken sex?

This has been popping up in my e-mail for quite a while.

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS YET?

"The Deluxe Kit comes with everything you need... The Beerbelly, The Pleasure Extender and Specially Formulated Beerbelly One Step No Rinse Cleanser."

The Pleasure Extender?

Beer, not just for the mouth anymore.

Beer through a straw?

No thank you!

Greatest invention since television.

This invention almost makes me want to take up drinking again. Almost.

the body alreadyh has a perfectly good place to store extra beers.

Do not want.

Also, always good to keep shots on hand, er, foot.

Another vote for the winerack...

I'd fill it with Vodak Cran because drinking beer through a straw is sacrilegious.

Yeah, nothing like a big mouthful of warm, flat beer.

Cold midriff or warm beer through a straw.

Greatest; you keep using that word.

Probably not great for occasions involving a lot of vigorous physical activity...

nnnnno.

Umm...What if you already have a beer belly? Won't this make you look silly?

FTFA:
"Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!"

On the plane? Really? Cuz I'm sure security won't have any issue with that if they discover it.

I like my belt buckle flask, thankyouverymuch.

Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane

Good luck trying to get one of them through airport security. Or past any security where they have a monopoly on drinks...

Does it come with an insert for the back of your pants so you can blow fake beer-poots all day too?

Great, now the TSA will make everyone strip to their waist.

rag819: FTFA:
"Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!"

On the plane? Really? Cuz I'm sure security won't have any issue with that if they discover it.

Sharpen your pencils and start writing your headlines, because you know it's only a matter of time before someone tries it and ends up on Fark.

FTFAdThe sling is designed to fit up users up to 6'8" and up to a 40" waist.

Methinks they underestimate their target market's size.

/GIS beer belly (new window)

This guy has got it all wrong, the point is to conceal the device, not strike a gay-porn-pose while sucking on the hose.

yeah this will go over real well with the beer snobs at fark.

"dammit, it cost me almost $80 to fill it with Tripel Westmalle trappist beer! now im off to get on a plane."

rurdy: Great, now the TSA will make everyone strip to their waist.

The time will come when the TSA will pass out hospital gowns and slippers that you must wear during your flight. Also everyone will be sedated and tied down to their chairs. When you arrive at your destination, your friends and relatives will pick you up off of the luggage conveyor belt along with your things.

I actually think I could get this onto a plane without any problems...

/female and innocent-looking
//seriously, it isn't metal - how would they know?

Yeah, 'cause sucking warm liquid from a tube that extends from a man's midsection is great... fabulous even.

Even better (^) NSFW

Meisaims: I actually think I could get this onto a plane without any problems...

/female and innocent-looking
//seriously, it isn't metal - how would they know?

They might not know but when you get caught suspiciously drinking out of its straw you'll find yourself in gitmo in no time.

I thought the greatest invention in the history of beer is beer?

That is just another beer helmet except in camel ba...front mode. Not only that, that it is awful for beer. You should drink beer from a glass so you can enjoy its flavor not it's effects. Great for moran college students though.

It's basically a camel back with beer in it. That's not impressive at all...

/A camel back filled with beer is a good idea though...

"Dude, are you drinking from your colostomy bag?"

MindStalker: They might not know but when you get caught suspiciously drinking out of its straw you'll find yourself in gitmo in no time.

Yes, but I would be in gitmo with BEER!!

Hasn't this been on Fark before, as little as 3-4 months ago?

"Dude, are you drinking from your colostomy bag?"

Yes. You got a problem with that? You have a PROBLEM with people with disabilities?

May be a great way to get more space to stretch out.

It'd need to come with a second pouch though, that'll take your urine -- that way, there'll neither be conspicuous slimming over the course of an evening, nor excess toilet visits!

I LOVE IT! August 20, 2007
Reviewer: susie c from redlands, CA United States

I bought a beer belly last football season and I LOVE IT!!! I have season tickets to the San Diego Chargers games.I showed up at the games sporting my BB and I didn't have to buy a beer the whole year. I must have saved at least $600.00 during the season!I love this product. This was also a great way to meet chicks! When they realized I had a belly full of beer they couldn't wait to suck my hose! Thank god it came with soap! The guys kept asking me where I got it and I shot them your web site.I'm going to be ordering a fresh one this year! Thanks alot guy's.
P.S. I found the #1 excuse if you do get questioned. Tell them it's a colostomy bag! They will be so disgusted, they wont even want to see it!
Cheer's
Your loyal customer,

It came with soap?

SwallowTheKnife: This guy has got it all wrong, the point is to conceal the device, not strike a gay-porn-pose while sucking on the hose.

LAWL

SwallowTheKnife: This guy has got it all wrong, the point is to conceal the device, not strike a gay-porn-pose while sucking on the hose.

Is there a straight-manly-pose for sucking on a hose?

pxlboy: SwallowTheKnife: This guy has got it all wrong, the point is to conceal the device, not strike a gay-porn-pose while sucking on the hose.

LAWL

Me too.

bearded clamorer: Even better (^) NSFW

I demand to see the equivalent product for Chippendale's.

Double-shots more appropriate?

\if it isn't out there, I have faith that some Farker will 'shop it

WINNER!!!

wrong...the greatest invention in the history of beer is....goggles...

/drtfa

Mandapants: I LOVE IT! August 20, 2007
Reviewer: susie c from redlands, CA United States

I bought a beer belly last football season and I LOVE IT!!! I have season tickets to the San Diego Chargers games.I showed up at the games sporting my BB and I didn't have to buy a beer the whole year. I must have saved at least $600.00 during the season!I love this product. This was also a great way to meet chicks! When they realized I had a belly full of beer they couldn't wait to suck my hose! Thank god it came with soap! The guys kept asking me where I got it and I shot them your web site.I'm going to be ordering a fresh one this year! Thanks alot guy's.
P.S. I found the #1 excuse if you do get questioned. Tell them it's a colostomy bag! They will be so disgusted, they wont even want to see it!
Cheer's
Your loyal customer,

It came with soap?

I love the fact that it coming with soap is the thing you find wrong with this review

/gotta admit, though... soap?