lol, Siometimes

Subby: "your" is not what you're thinking

/not amused

Siometimes your dumb, subby.

phlegmmo: Subby: "your" is not what you're thinking

I can't believe I missed that, the misspellings catch me first, usually.

Extremely disappointed. Was hoping for a lickable print. Of the good stuff, not some dude's face.

Mad Scientist: Siometimes your dumb, subby.

What, did they fix it?

wants a baconnator

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal.

Finish the farking thing and I'll consider bidding.

NEEOOW PAY ATTENTION AND I'LL FIX IT'S FOOOOR EVERYBODY!!

"SOMETIMES YOU'RE DUMB, SUBBY"

Clicked thinking it was about the Philosopher/Political Scientist and the father of psychoanalysis, got a story about two painters.

//sad

You'd think that Freud would paint a sausage.

Francis Bacon terrifies me...

Acid_Aspirations: NEEOOW PAY ATTENTION AND I'LL FIX IT'S FOOOOR EVERYBODY!!

"SOMETIMES YOU'RE DUMB, SUBBY"

LOLWTFBBQ?!?!! did I miss something?

Bacon thread?

Somebody's had one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters...

/Belgium!!
//...oh, and Spelling Nazis zark off!!

FTA - The two men... were firm friends.

There's you're your Freudian slip, right there.

Wow, that's a beautiful painting. I know he's an important painter, but some of his other works (poppity pop and some images quite NSFW) are so disturbing that it's hard to see beyond the shock value and appreciate the actual artistic merit.

hetheeme: Clicked thinking it was about the Philosopher/Political Scientist and the father of psychoanalysis, got a story about two painters.

//sad

Well, will it cheer you up a bit to know that he's the grandson of the father of psychoanalysis? Prolly could use a few hours on grandpappy's couch, too.

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon! What's that say?.... I CAN'T READ!!

obligatory

Seeing this is a bacon thread (woohoo!) I was wondering if anyone has actually eaten the chicken fried bacon from the other thread.

/I'm planning on doing some
//My arteries will love me for it

Salad Adventure: The Search for Bacon Bits!

I smell BACON!!!

came here for the bacon pics

/was not disappointed.
//bacon porn?
///got bacon?

low.dose: came here for the bacon pics

/was not disappointed.
//bacon porn?
///got bacon?

Bacon porn here for ya

http://www.foundshiat.com/bacon-brasserie/

Rhames: low.dose: came here for the bacon pics

/was not disappointed.
//bacon porn?
///got bacon?

Bacon porn here for ya

AGH! It burns more then trying to cook bacon naked!

Inigo_Montoya: You'd think that Freud would paint a sausage.

Freud would never paint a sausage!
With all of that use of free association, and transference in the therapeutic relationship, the painting of the sausage will undoubtedly lead to sources of insight into unconscious desires.

In short... he would stick his sausage into a bagel, and that would bring back desires of siex with his mom.

Bacon is the safest medium.

Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

Didn't read the article, did you?

tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

3/10

Oh my greasy lover bacon...

Seriously, without bacon, we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is! Thank you bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut the third.

/thanks Jim

I'll just assume it's a work by Lucien Freud _of_ Francis Bacon, and not waste anybody's time with hotlinked pics of Breakfast Meats, A Cigar-chomping Castro or the other Freud.

/can't afford the painting anyway.

/came here for this
//posted it myself

Scutter: tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

Didn't read the article, did you?

Yes. Which is why I said "relatives."

WFern: tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

3/10

Really? Speaking the obvious is trolling?

tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.


It's ok to think about your mother's tits. I do. It's not your fault.

Let it go. Let it go.

/Will take last one, please

GungFu: It's ok to think about your mother's tits. I do. It's not your fault.

Awesome comeback. Truth is, Freud has caused lots of pain to people who still buy his archaic bullshiat. Consider people who went through (and still go through) recovered memory therapy for repressed memories, despite no evidence on repression. Sorry, but Freud is a farking idiot, and it annoys the shiat out of me that anyone would ever take anything he did seriously. As far as Freud the artist, his paintings are pretty farking stupid.

I am now going to go and kick my dog because I am so angry at you. Then I will forever push this memory into the back of my mind, though it probably will shape my posting in the future even if I don't realize it is doing so. Because, you know what, regardless of what you say I don't want to suck my mom's tits or have sex with her, and that time I saw her and my dad having sex I wasn't jealous at all.

No one has said this yet, but nice Gag Halfrunt reference subby. DNA would approve.

tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

That's a lot of self-hate you're projecting

Marquis de Sod: tonesskin: Sigmund Freud was a farking tool, and any of his relatives deserve to be beaten senseless with a crow bar for the fraud their family has instilled on the world.

That's a lot of self-hate you're projecting

Am not! You are always accusing me of stuff that just isn't true. I know it isn't true.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean amother.

Saw Bacon's Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion triptych at the Tate Modern a few years ago. Kind of shocking, it was the highlight of the visit.

Neither the Freud or Bacon we were expecting. How strange.

I was hoping for something that could make it possible to hook back to late 19th century Europeans for my next game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Lord Summerisle: Saw Bacon's Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion triptych at the Tate Modern a few years ago. Kind of shocking, it was the highlight of the visit.

That was the first Francis Bacon painting I'd seen and I remember being mesmerised by it. Strange how damn unsettling that image is.

Lucien Freud I never really got though. Just a bunch of normal, slightly deformed looking people lounging around. Representational art is kind of boring.

Without bacon I would have murdered my roommate by now.

Thuis has been a public service announcement by the Bacon For Peace committee.

Disappointed to not see any Lucian Freud paintings, but happy to see some Francis Bacon posted.

/Bacon and Freud are baddass artists