See? Even McCain thinks that Palin shouldn't be a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

/yes, I RTFA
//yes, I'm trolling
///no, I still don't like her

This guy stands to make a few bucks between now and November 4. Good on him.

and he looks like him, too

Are you farking blind?

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He looks like him?

The writer must be a honkey who thinks all blacks look alike.

Descartes: He looks like him?

The writer must be a honkey who thinks all blacks look alike.

I'm a honky and that negro is a spitting image of Obama

/But he isn't uppity :(

Let's see 'em find a guy named Barack Obama that looks like John McCain.

John McCain is voting for Barack Obama - and he looks like him, too.

With that one sentence and the picture to the side I got the joke and also felt no need to read the rest of the article, because the writer is some dumb fark that can't tell one brown person apart from the next one.

Maybe that's why they kept saying "John S. McCain" at the convention. They were just trying to clarify which John McCain they meant.

Rethorn: A+++ NEWS NOW THIS IS JOURNALISM! I HOPE THE AUTHOR GETS THE PULITZER FOR THIS GROUNDBREAKING PIECE OF INSIGHTFUL NEWS

Why do people say stuff like this?

So you think that all publications should just not do entertainment sections? Only super serial reporting should be ever be done huh?

Lighten up.

This was the drummer from the Toasters. Awesome.
Don't let the bastards grind you down (new window)
/not Rickroll

redmond24: Rethorn: A+++ NEWS NOW THIS IS JOURNALISM! I HOPE THE AUTHOR GETS THE PULITZER FOR THIS GROUNDBREAKING PIECE OF INSIGHTFUL NEWS

Why do people say stuff like this?

So you think that all publications should just not do entertainment sections? Only super serial reporting should be ever be done huh?

Lighten up.

With all of the partisan threads, this one was refreshing.

Meh, bonus points if he was a Christian that converted to Islam, the opposite of Obama., then he could really freak out the repugs by pulling out a prayer mat at airports.

And if he sounds nice and articulate like Obama he could call his radio talk shows and go, "Salam, if I John McCain am elected I will institute sharia law and take away your 3 Bs, your bacon, beer and blond virginity pledging Christian daughters. Allah Akbar, good day"

now all the have to do is find some white guy named Barak Obama


/good luck with that

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WOULD READ AGAIN!!!11

This crapola is greenlit?

Jeebus, are all the mod-mins less than 20 years old? Honestly, renewing my TF is looking like a real waste of money now instead of just a fun way to spend 5 US$ a month.

He's "seriously toyed" with the idea of committing fraud on people just because they're Republicans? Typical Democrat @$$hattery.

He looks like the clones in Star Wars.

slackist: This crapola is greenlit?

Jeebus, are all the mod-mins less than 20 years old? Honestly, renewing my TF is looking like a real waste of money now instead of just a fun way to spend 5 US$ a month.

If you're paying for TF just so you can see what's going to the main pages before it actually does, then you may possibly be missing much of the benefit of TF.

slackist: This crapola is greenlit?

Jeebus, are all the mod-mins less than 20 years old? Honestly, renewing my TF is looking like a real waste of money now instead of just a fun way to spend 5 US$ a month.

Well, you could buy half a Euro every month.

This dude is far more sexy than Obama.

aharown: He's "seriously toyed" with the idea of committing fraud on people just because they're Republicans? Typical Democrat @$$hattery.

As opposed to Republicans, whose typically very kind acts include lying about Democrats' use of thousands of American flags, laughing at community organizers, and mocking the service of those in the other party while pretending that the service of those in theirs is the best thing since sliced bread.

McCain said he's toyed with the idea of turning the tables on gullible Republicans by holding a fund-raising dinner under the name "John McCain."

Then, when everyone is seated, McCain said, he would step out onstage with a wide smile on his face and declare, "Barack Obama thanks you for your contribution."

That would be so cool. I'd pay $50 to be in the audience just to see the people who were there to see "John McCain".

aharown: He's "seriously toyed" with the idea of committing fraud on people just because they're Republicans? Typical Democrat @$$hattery.

If he doesn't describe himself as "Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain," just "John McCain," it's not technically fraud.

DeadZone: now all the have to do is find some white guy named Barak Obama


/good luck with that

Not only do you have to find someone named "Barack Obama"; but you will need to find a redneck named that.

/Unlikely

The comments on that page are just...well....creepy. Mr White Supremacist is shiatting his pants over there. It's no wonder that a good percentage of extreme Right-wingers don't believe in evolution...it hasn't gotten to them just. farking gorillas.

fenrael23: The comments on that page are just...well....creepy. Mr White Supremacist is shiatting his pants over there. It's no wonder that a good percentage of extreme Right-wingers don't believe in evolution...it hasn't gotten to them just. farking gorillas.

Could this be the comment you're referring to?
FTComments;

"Niggscoon Sep 7, 2008 9:19:24 AM
if this halfbreed has his gang steal this election, every white separatists will have the proof positive that their cause is just. Cessation isn't just for southerners any more. This is the most important election in world history. If this halfbreed is elected, every white woman faces rape and every white man will have his land stolen and never have a job again. No white man will stand for this, open warfare in the streets as white civilization begins a massive secessionist movement to protect our women from rape and our children from murder by savage hordes."

Holy farking carp!

and he looks like him, too

'cause, y'know, all those half-black people look alike.

Slaxl: and he looks like him, too

Are you farking blind?

Well... he is black.

beoswulf: Meh, bonus points if he was a Christian that converted to Islam, the opposite of Obama., then he could really freak out the repugs by pulling out a prayer mat at airports.

And if he sounds nice and articulate like Obama he could call his radio talk shows and go, "Salam, if I John McCain am elected I will institute sharia law and take away your 3 Bs, your bacon, beer and blond virginity pledging Christian daughters. Allah Akbar allahu akbar, good day"

ftfy.

GhostFish:
With that one sentence and the picture to the side I got the joke and also felt no need to read the rest of the article, because the writer is some dumb fark that can't tell one brown person apart from the next one.

THIS

What? This hasn't been posted yet?



Or



Fark. U b slippin'

Ablejack: Could this be the comment you're referring to?
FTComments;

"Niggscoon Sep 7, 2008 9:19:24 AM
if this halfbreed has his gang steal this election, every white separatists will have the proof positive that their cause is just. Cessation isn't just for southerners any more. This is the most important election in world history. If this halfbreed is elected, every white woman faces rape and every white man will have his land stolen and never have a job again. No white man will stand for this, open warfare in the streets as white civilization begins a massive secessionist movement to protect our women from rape and our children from murder by savage hordes."

Holy farking carp!

Yowza. Usually people at least PRETEND they aren't racist.

That's just... wow. The thing is, white supremacists don't seem to get that those comments actually push people to vote for the minority candidate (for the wrong reasons).

Basiorana: aharown: He's "seriously toyed" with the idea of committing fraud on people just because they're Republicans? Typical Democrat @$$hattery.

If he doesn't describe himself as "Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain," just "John McCain," it's not technically fraud.

Nuh-uh! Technically, it would be fraud.

fraud (frôd)
n.
1. A deception deliberately practiced in order to secure unfair or unlawful gain.
2. A piece of trickery; a trick.
3.
a. One that defrauds; a cheat.
b. One who assumes a false pose; an impostor.

Ablejack: Could this be the comment you're referring to?
FTComments;

"Niggscoon Sep 7, 2008 9:19:24 AM
if this halfbreed has his gang steal this election, every white separatists will have the proof positive that their cause is just. Cessation isn't just for southerners any more. This is the most important election in world history. If this halfbreed is elected, every white woman faces rape and every white man will have his land stolen and never have a job again. No white man will stand for this, open warfare in the streets as white civilization begins a massive secessionist movement to protect our women from rape and our children from murder by savage hordes."

Holy farking carp!

Holy shiat. I hope the white men in my life will save me so I am not raped by savage hordes. After all, this guy sounds like he really knows what he's talking about, is well-educated, and understands racial politics in this country very well.

They should give him his own TV show, since pretty much everyone I know [white, black, and in between] is voting for Obama. Though now I realize the black and "halfbreeds" are clearly just doing it so they can finally rape me.

/Jesus Christ. I hope that guy just trolls life or something and doesn't really run around thinking things like that.

Awwwww, come on! None of you people are even trying!

Niggscoon = obvious troll

Everyone responding to his post in self-righteous tones = either idiots who can't see the obvious or idiots who think they can make propaganda points by being self-righteous.

5:1 money that Niggscoon is a 5th column liberal plant. He's too much of a cracker stereotype (complete with miss-spellings) to be real.

It's been said that intelligent people can fake being morons a lot easier than morons can fake being intelligent. Think I'll re-do my login and become a Dim....

fenrael23

The comments on that page are just...well....creepy. Mr White Supremacist is shiatting his pants over there. It's no wonder that a good percentage of extreme Right-wingers don't believe in evolution...it hasn't gotten to them just. farking gorillas.

Please don't insult gorillas like that.

Well after all, he is a 'mavrick'.

bookman: Niggscoon = obvious troll

I'm not so sure about that. It's straightforward, righteously angry without being so over the top that you'd automatically peg it as fake.

I've talked with genuine white supremacists one-on-one before, and this IS the kind of BS that they spout when they don'tt hink they're going to get stigmatized for it.

John McCain is probably a common enough name. There is probably a Hillary Clinton out there who will vote for McCain.

bookman: Awwwww, come on! None of you people are even trying!

Niggscoon = obvious troll

Everyone responding to his post in self-righteous tones = either idiots who can't see the obvious or idiots who think they can make propaganda points by being self-righteous.

5:1 money that Niggscoon is a 5th column liberal plant. He's too much of a cracker stereotype (complete with miss-spellings) to be real.

It's been said that intelligent people can fake being morons a lot easier than morons can fake being intelligent. Think I'll re-do my login and become a Dim....

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