Katy Perry can kiss any girl she wants, I'd never mind. I want to watch though....

I've watched girls kissing girls. It seemed more like heaven...

If his noodly appendage hadn't wanted girls to kiss girls then he wouldn't have made it so damned arousing for all concerned.

FTFA: Pastor David Allison said he didn't put up the sign to draw attention to the church.

Horseshiat. Article over.

And by article over I mean I stopped reading right there. Didn't even stay for the boobies.

Y'know, I'm old now. I've never heard this song. And if it wasn't for retarded fundies constantly pointing out how evil it is, I probably never would have known it existed.

I once saw a church sign that said "HERPES: SATAN'S GIFT FOR DONG SWAY"   Puzzling.

Okay, I can accept the idea that God hates fags.

But lesbians? Unpossible.

Oh come one. That sign needs the PhotoShop treatment. It's early Sunday morning, my brains fuzzy before I go to the gym, and I can still think of a couple dozen better signs than that.

//boldly bolding

She kissed a girl and I liked it.

Come one....freud strikes again.

This is where?

FTFA: BLACKLICK, Ohio

ummmm... k.

/newsflash: Chicks get drunk and kiss other chicks for attention from dudes.
//Followup: yes it's hot.

From the headline I thought it was another article about Levi Johnston

My wife listens to this crap, but I make her turn it when this song comes on and my kids are around.

CheddarPants: And if it wasn't for retarded fundies constantly pointing out how evil it is, I probably never would have known it existed.

True, and same here. And generally, I suspect. Thing is, that's not the point. Just like most of us, the fundies live for having something to say. Just what changes from time to time, and doesn't matter anyhow.

DNRTFA

Did the article mention she dates the (male) singer from The Gym Class Heroes?

/Off to read TFA

FTFA:Equality Ohio said their "jaw dropped" when they saw a picture of the sign.

"It was a little jaw-dropping. But it happens and we want people to know there are more than 300 welcoming and affirming churches across Ohio," said Kim Welter, of Equality Ohio.

They maintain while the church is free to air their opinion on a reader board, members of the gay, lesbian and transgender community will find more than 300 welcoming churches throughout Ohio.

FTFA:
For 24 hours, the message board outside Havens Corners Church, 6696 Havens Corner Rd., read, "I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to Hell."

He thought the message would be a loving way to remind teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality.

That's your loving god right there - kiss a girl and burn in eternal damnation hellfire.

TFA: He thought the message would be a loving way to remind teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality.

Ah yes, the Evangelical mode of "loving" - we "love" you so we're going to spew venom at you and all your friends until you are so full of fear you conform to our dogma... or until you leave and we don't have to think about you.

News flash: if god is as loving as you say he is... THERE IS NO HELL. And if he isn't as loving as you say he is... there may be a hell, and YOU may be going there, no matter what you do.

CheddarPants:
Y'know, I'm old now. I've never heard this song. And if it wasn't for retarded fundies constantly pointing out how evil it is, I probably never would have known it existed.

Sadly I can't say the same... it's on the radio a lot at work :(

Bible says that man shall not lay with another man. It doesn't say anything about girl on girl action.

Every teen girl doing the LUG thing is one teen girl not getting preggers. The teen boys can date their hands; it's not like they weren't going to anyway.

The straight girls can learn to love the cock after their diploma, and the gay-for-play practice will make them that much more fun for the boys.

"Do not press me to leave you or to turn back from following you! Where you go, I will go; where you lodge I will lodge; your people shall be my people, and your God my God. Where you die, I will die - there will I be buried. May the Lord do thus and so to me, and more as well, if even death parts me from you!" - Ruth 1:16-17

That'd be Ruth (a girl) declaring her undying love for Naomi (a girl) in the Bible.

Please fundies, explain that one.

I know it's already been said, but the fact that this story comes from Blacklick, OH makes it funny.

They prefered "I Kissed an altar boy, and i liked it".

"No such thing as bad publicity."

Die already smug churches, and the dykes and homos who put them in the news.

Ye suckers.

Well, it's a good thing such an extremist view won't become national policy anytime soon. Right?

I despise most Christians (not all) for this reason. A hardcore "by the book" Christian would also condemn: pork, shellfish, crop rotation, gambling, credit, working on Sunday (or Saturday depending on how you interpret it), and the list goes on longer than I care to type. The point? Most of those idiots overlook the stuff they choose to, and cherrypick the verses that agree with their beliefs.

I think they miss the point of forgiveness and understanding.

Approves of kissing girls.

/Hotlinked for her pleasure...

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

Yeah, it is hell when you get all knotted up inside and can't think of anything but her. Now here she is, driving the car I got her for her birthday, living with that slick-talking douchebag from Hollywood who can take her all over the farkin' place (wherever they are filming) while I'm stuck here with my damn boring office job, paying off the debts accumulated during three years of gifts, trips, and free dinners, not to mention picking up her rent and utilities half the time... but damn...it was sooo good.

/wait are we talking about the same thing?
//all started with a kiss
///sigh

Blacklick, OH
so...white girls go to hell. I think this is a conspiracy by the black lesbians who founded the town...

I prefer the Jill Sobule version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclQZ4W2VZ0

They maintain while the church is free to air their opinion on a reader board, members of the gay, lesbian and transgender community will find more than 300 welcoming churches throughout Ohio.

One of these is not like the others.

He was just very concerned about the implications of the song for teenagers and what he called a music video so suggestive it borders on pornography.

The video I saw wasn't close to being pornographic. There was a pillow fight though.

Why is this controversial? This has been the position of Christianity since the beginning.

Yeah, with an entire universe to run, God's not too busy to worry about who's tongue in who's mouth.

/religion can call me back when it starts using the brains God supposedly gave it

Pavia_Resistance: The video I saw wasn't close to being pornographic. There was a pillow fight though.

Damn, now I have to look up what station Mtv is on.

/hasn't watched it since high school

beoswulf:
They maintain while the church is free to air their opinion on a reader board, members of the gay, lesbian and transgender community will find more than 300 welcoming churches throughout Ohio.

One of these is not like the others.

Oh no... are you one of those "ZOMG TRANSSEXUALS = TEH MENTALLY ILL CRAZYS" people? If so, kindly keep that ignorant crap away from this thread.

Yes please

FTFA: Pastor David Allison said he didn't put up the sign to draw attention to the church.

Hey, Pastor Allison! You know who God hates more than queers? Liars. Gays get a passing statement in Leviticus (which was written by a bunch of grumpy, hateful Rabbi's looking for more sins for people to have to atone for), but liars get the nine spot on God's "Go to Hell, go directly to Hell, do not collect $200.00" list.


Good luck with all that eternal damnation, you dishonest sack of sanctimonious whale vomit.

I've cringed as my 14 year old has had control of the cd player in the auto, and forced me to listen to this song. I've sat there, thinking, do I do the "Dad" thing and make her change to another song (except "Party like a Rock Star" follows "Kissed a Girl"), or do I suffer through it, thinking, maybe she's just trying to shock me? Also sitting there thinking, I bet this chick (yeah, I said "chick")singing this song is hot. What to do? What to do? I was a bachelor way too long. Witnessed too much of said "sinful" behavior, and it's etched in my brain forever, thank God!

/DNRTFA
//Googled Katy Perry
///She's kinda hot, video's hot in an '80's kinda way

Has a good ring to it.

I thought it was a Tracy Bonham "comeback"....you know, freshmen rebel music.

LibertyFirst: Why is this controversial? This has been the position of Christianity since the beginning.



Ain't necessarily so. There are records of same-sex unions that date back centuries. These two saints here are depicted with traditional marriage iconography. They were married. By the church.

evil

Didn't RTFA. This is what I was thinking.

Ed Grubermann: whale vomit.

mMmmMmmMm whale vomit...

He was upset about the video. After watching it, I kinda have to agree.

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