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(Contact Music) Fail Marilyn Manson rocker John 5 rode his bicycle really well and 1 much acclaim 4 his biking skills. Just kidding, he 8 it on a turn and went right 2 a hospital   (contactmusic.com) divider line 13
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CravenMorehead 2008-09-07 12:14:22 AM  
I bet he would give this headline a very high rating. Like an "A" rating or something.

 
TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 05:16:39 AM  
What the hell? Did Prince write this headline?

 
radioberlin 2008-09-07 06:48:28 AM  
Wait... is he back in the band now?

 
uncledeercamp 2008-09-07 09:22:42 AM  
No, he's still solo. Probably much better off.

 
Sun Tzu 2008-09-07 09:59:51 AM  
www.trossenrobotics.com


Not LOL


 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:39:11 AM  
Black Widow of La Porte (new window)


Yes it is a lot of masturbation, but there is passion behind that masturbation.


Heh, passionate masturbation.

 
verbaltoxin [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 10:57:13 AM  
He does solo work and plays in Rob Zombie's band.

 
00ghost27 2008-09-07 11:21:14 AM  
No its not masturbation, he is an epically talented guitarist, plays like no other metal guys out there

 
drredhook 2008-09-07 12:49:00 PM  
Guy also toured with Bonnie Rait.

C'mon now. He's phenomenal.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-09-07 03:08:21 PM  
I'm giving this headline a FAIL.

 
strangeguitar 2008-09-07 04:58:04 PM  
radioberlin: Wait... is he back in the band now?

No, just bad reporting. He's still in Zombie's band and still putting out incredible solo albums.

 
1979 2008-09-07 06:42:21 PM  
"...does not lose his magic touch"
i thought it said, "does not lose his magic tooth."

 
shadowself 2008-09-07 08:15:54 PM  
I came here for the Johnny 5 pic. Thanks Sun Tzu!

 
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