Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Whoever has a massive cult of personality and a flawless political machin...

HOLY shiat!!! OBAMA??????

Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Kim Jong Ill?

Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Does Kim Jong Il have a son or who who hasn't starved?

Mister Awesome: Kim Jong Ill?

Comedy gold!

^two^, not "who"

Shrew2u: Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Does Kim Jong Il have a son or who who hasn't starved?

Mister Awesome: Kim Jong Ill?

Comedy gold!

Actually, it's Kim Jong nam. Link (new window) But apparently he's a bit of a douche so Kim Jong-chul has a chance. Link (new window)

Translation: It's complicated......

Rumors have it that he is at death's door.

I hope the doctors can pull him through.

oldebayer: I hope the doctors can pull him through.

Ha! Win!

Oh snap, K-Jong has teh

PoopStain: oldebayer: Rumors have it that he is at death's door.

I hope the doctors can pull him through.

Or push him through it. Either way works.

Why waste the effort, pump some air into those veins.

This has got to be one of the funniest headlines I have read all week.

he onry wants doctor because so ronery.

One can only hope.

It'd be nice if he died a long, horrible death.

Somehow I don't have much faith for any other douchebag successor he might have chosen.

Damn, I was going to ask 'Is King Jon ill?'

Never mind.

Damn and he was such a good member of this group.



/6 billion strong and growing

Maybe he is secretly the Dalai Lama's brother?

Well the world group. That's just the American chapter

/damn pictures

Leave The Dear Leader alone!

Psumek
WOOOOOO Cat and Girl!!!

/The shareholders!?!?
//And the employee pension plans.

I bet he's hiding out in Dick Cheney's secret bunker, playing poker with Elvis and Tupac.

Mister Awesome: Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?

Kim Jong Ill?

No, the current one is Kim Jong Ill

Good night, funnyman.

No Comment.

The DPRK's Ambassador to Hades had asked for an extension. So the Boss grabs him by the neck and says "Tell Kim to get his ass down here! No more stalin!"

The Boss can be pretty funny sometimes.

I wonder if NK can pull off another transition in the cult of personality like happened when Kim Il-Sung died and his son, Kim Jong-Il, took over. Usually such tricks only work once.

Given that the guy has something like ten body doubles, couldn't the inner circle of the regime just quietly assassinate Kim, stick one of the doubles in and suddenly the "dear leader" makes a complete recovery?

Wouldn't the use of Chinese physicians violate the precepts of the Dear Leaders philosophy of Juche?

Well, I seem to be just fine. No health problems here, no sir.

I thought Kim Jong Ill died. Aw shiat.

I just hope if he goes, he goes quickly and doesn't wake back up and realizing he's dying.

Because that man seems to have a bit of a god complex. And he has enough artillery pointed as Seoul to have it leveled in a few hours, doesn't he? I wouldn't put it past someone that.. well.. nuts.. to decide they want to "take some people with them".

So is anyone ascared that he's going to send off some nukes upon his death?

The successor will be Long Jong Il

Brisketeer: Wouldn't the use of Chinese physicians violate the precepts of the Dear Leaders philosophy of Juche?

You mean like the museum to the great anti-imperialist war (korean war) in central pyongyang that doesn't mention Chinese involvement?

/ was there, great museum.

johne3819: So is anyone ascared that he's going to send off some nukes upon his death?

Hunter S. Thompson at least had fireworks.

I wish him all the worst...

This farker can't die a painful enough death.

Boy, that'd be just great if it were true.

I look forward to one day putting a neat hole through his walking corpse, after the apocalypse. I assume that to be sometime mid-November.

Dr_Gats: I look forward to one day putting a neat hole through his walking corpse, after the apocalypse. I assume that to be sometime mid-November.

My guess is November 5th.

johne3819: So is anyone ascared that he's going to send off some nukes upon his death?

A nigh simulpost voicing simillar concerns!

Eerie.

I just happened to look thru this book last night...(photos, not text...ok a lil text)

N Korea looks just skipper from this book!

Felgraf: johne3819: So is anyone ascared that he's going to send off some nukes upon his death?

A nigh simulpost voicing simillar concerns!

Eerie.

It's always a bridesmaid never a bride :)

Brisketeer: Wouldn't the use of Chinese physicians violate the precepts of the Dear Leaders philosophy of Juche?

Juche Baggery?

It would just be bad fiscal policy to let one of the world's single largest importers of American goods (especially music and film) die while the dollar is weak.

On a side note, is it too early to start calling dibs on his stuff?

I've never believed that N Korea has working nukes. They filled up a moutain with lots of conventional explosives and some radioactive materials (in affect a "dirty bomb") and detonated it. The air that was being "tested" showed radioctive materials, but that does not absolutely indicate it was a nuclear bomb that exploded.

There were some interesting seismograph readings from the time, taken in S. Korea and Japan that showed an explosion that was significantly less than what one would normally expect of a bomb of that reported size and design.

Go back and read some news articles from around that time, there were numerous people with experience in this area who were questioning what had really happened. I know this is a bit on the "conspiracy" side, but given how damned near everything the government of N. Korea has said has been a lie for the last 50 years or so, not that far fetched.

Paedophile_Deluxe: Oh snap, K-Jong has teh

How old is that guy anyway?

/oatmeal sucks

HawkEyes: It would just be bad fiscal policy to let one of the world's single largest importers of American goods (especially music and film) die while the dollar is weak.

On a side note, is it too early to start calling dibs on his stuff?

you didn't have autoloot turned on?

/too late, got ninja'd. Epic nuke warhead...shame.

HawkEyes: It would just be bad fiscal policy to let one of the world's single largest importers of American goods (especially music and film) die while the dollar is weak.

On a side note, is it too early to start calling dibs on his stuff?

I call his golf clubs. I hear those things are farking magic...

Tr0mBoNe: Well... that's not terrible. Who is his successor?



You mean Cubert Jong Il?