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(WebMD) Cool Marijuana cures antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA; is there ANYTHING pot can't do?   (webmd.com) divider line 298
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Naman [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:20:24 PM  
Get legalized in the US.

/Obligatory

 
uncorked 2008-09-06 08:26:38 PM  
Well, you can't make rope out of it.

wait ... you can?

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:30:44 PM  
it won't bring a hooker back to life

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:33:49 PM  
Get your lazy ass out of the basement and gainfully employed.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:37:07 PM  
Cannabis could be found to cure cancer and the DEA would STILL throw your ass in jail for using it.

 
Visualingo [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:40:02 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: it won't bring a hooker back to life

damn you

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:40:34 PM  
Weaver95: Cannabis could be found to cure cancer and the DEA would STILL throw your ass in jail for using it.

You mean you hadn't heard that conspiracy theory yet?

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:49:57 PM  
Oh hell,I think I'm getting a staph infection *cough* *hack*

 
Mister Awesome 2008-09-06 08:52:32 PM  
It's true. None of the stoners I know have antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA

 
mikemoto [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:53:52 PM  
It can't stop a runaway monorail.

 
labman [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:00:33 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: it won't bring a hooker back to life

Just keep smoking it. Eventually it will work.

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:03:34 PM  
Mister Awesome: It's true. None of the stoners I know have antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA

That's because stoners are too lazy to get up and get MRSA.

 
Mister Awesome 2008-09-06 09:10:31 PM  
WalkingCarpet: Mister Awesome: It's true. None of the stoners I know have antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA

That's because stoners are too lazy to get up and get MRSA.


Ah, its evolution

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:14:14 PM  
Mister Awesome: It's true. None of the stoners I know have antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA

OK, but what about the hookers you may know, dead or otherwise?

 
Con_Authority [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:20:11 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: it won't bring a hooker back to life

I'm betting you haven't tried hard enough.

 
Mister Awesome 2008-09-06 09:21:02 PM  
elvisaintdead: Mister Awesome: It's true. None of the stoners I know have antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA

OK, but what about the hookers you may know, dead or otherwise?


None of them have MRS...I think I've said too much

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:24:32 PM  
Mister Awesome: None of them have MRS...I think I've said too much

Ah, but more than a few of them ARE Mrs.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:33:28 PM  
At least two of the cannabinoids don't have mood-altering effects, so there could be a way to use these substances without creating the high of marijuana.

Why would you want to do that?

 
Malinki 2008-09-06 09:41:07 PM  
It can't stop the munchies.

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:41:31 PM  
Con_Authority: I'm betting you haven't tried hard enough.

Haven't tried hard enough? How do you think I wound up with a dead hooker!

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-09-06 09:41:46 PM  
wait....what?

 
bostonowns 2008-09-06 09:41:52 PM  
palin and mccain only smoke pole and whiskey. they shoot weeds with their guns.

 
meatballion 2008-09-06 09:42:40 PM  
4.20!!!

 
antialias [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:43:30 PM  
Naman: Get legalized in the US.

/Obligatory


Thread over.

 
daveydave 2008-09-06 09:44:58 PM  
Hey, smoke of the devil, I was just speaking weed.

/wait...what?

 
ConsideringPorn 2008-09-06 09:45:47 PM  
Off to get my meds ;o)

 
naveline 2008-09-06 09:46:23 PM  
Naman: Get legalized in the US.

/Obligatory


Done. I'm legalized. Now what do I do?

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2008-09-06 09:47:34 PM  
Whatever that is, I hope Hearst had it.

 
pencil-man 2008-09-06 09:47:37 PM  
It can't finish Kid Icarus.

/damn that's a difficult game

 
Heterodyne 2008-09-06 09:49:00 PM  
Too late for The Boring Dispatcher...
www.clipser.com

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:49:03 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
The Latest in Jellybean Technology 2008-09-06 09:49:11 PM  
make you cool.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:49:22 PM  
Subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Convince you that your idiotic conspiracy theory about how Asian people are descended from aliens is truly idiotic?

/knew a pothead who actually believed this

 
ultraholland 2008-09-06 09:49:33 PM  
subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Yeah, make somebody a productive member of society. Potheads contribute nothing to the world except for supporting the video game and snack food industries. I have yet to meet anybody who smokes pot who has actually done something with themselves. Oh I almost forgot - it's ILLEGAL. They lounge around looking for the next buzz and blatantly breaking this country's laws. Come to think of it, I actually find them to be a danger to society/

 
Hyatus 2008-09-06 09:49:33 PM  
It can't make dieting easy.

 
wargarbl 2008-09-06 09:49:50 PM  
i had a really snazzy reply but im too stoned to remember it

/dooood

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-09-06 09:49:54 PM  
pencil-man: It can't finish Kid Icarus.

/damn that's a difficult game


You pretty much need all the upgrades, the flaming arrow, etc.

The trick is to never lose a life.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:50:19 PM  
Mister Awesome: I think I've said too much

this is fark. NOTHING is obscure. ;)

 
T-Luv 2008-09-06 09:51:12 PM  
It's too bad Marijuana is a schedule 1 drug and has no medical use and a high potential for abuse.

www.usdoj.gov

God bless American drug law.

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:52:05 PM  
I was almost surprised to see the article was topical.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-09-06 09:52:22 PM  
ultraholland: subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Yeah, make somebody a productive member of society. Potheads contribute nothing to the world except for supporting the video game and snack food industries. I have yet to meet anybody who smokes pot who has actually done something with themselves. Oh I almost forgot - it's ILLEGAL. They lounge around looking for the next buzz and blatantly breaking this country's laws. Come to think of it, I actually find them to be a danger to society/


Hippies too. Even if they don't smoke pot they should be drug out into the street and shot. Also, Environmentalists. And Feminists. Don't even get me started on teh Joos.

 
T-Luv 2008-09-06 09:52:22 PM  
ultraholland: subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Yeah, make somebody a productive member of society. Potheads contribute nothing to the world except for supporting the video game and snack food industries. I have yet to meet anybody who smokes pot who has actually done something with themselves. Oh I almost forgot - it's ILLEGAL. They lounge around looking for the next buzz and blatantly breaking this country's laws. Come to think of it, I actually find them to be a danger to society/


Do you also believe alcohol should be illegal?

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:52:52 PM  
Hemp. The oil has the perfect ratio of Omega 3 and 6 for human consumption, the seeds are very nutritious, the fibre can be used for anything from rope to fine fabric to top quality paper, the plant actually enriches the soil as it grows and puts nutrients back in (as well as being very resistant to pests so you don't need pesticides) plus all the medical uses.

You'd almost think this plant was genetically engineered for humans use. Tell Kirk Cameron to forget about the damn banana.

 
Anarchangel 2008-09-06 09:53:05 PM  
abb3w: Weaver95: Cannabis could be found to cure cancer and the DEA would STILL throw your ass in jail for using it.

You mean you hadn't heard that conspiracy theory yet?


You two should probably read these. (new window, all three)

 
Byno 2008-09-06 09:53:08 PM  
pencil-man: It can't finish make kid Kid Icarus fun.

/damn that's a difficult game sucked donkey balls


FTFY

 
theToadMan 2008-09-06 09:53:20 PM  
daveydaveHey, smoke of the devil, I was just speaking weed.

/wait...what?


I just returned from the tool shed myself

 
hershmire 2008-09-06 09:53:31 PM  
All kidding aside, this is a very interesting find. I wish they were a little more detailed in the science.

 
thatmanfromtexas 2008-09-06 09:53:39 PM  
Marijuana can also cause a male to develop breasts. Wait, is that a good or bad thing? I mean it could save you a lot of money you would have spent on Strip clubs.

 
WALMART.saves 2008-09-06 09:53:51 PM  
ultraholland: subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Yeah, make somebody a productive member of society. Potheads contribute nothing to the world except for supporting the video game and snack food industries. I have yet to meet anybody who smokes pot who has actually done something with themselves. Oh I almost forgot - it's ILLEGAL. They lounge around looking for the next buzz and blatantly breaking this country's laws. Come to think of it, I actually find them to be a danger to society/


1/10. Come'on! You can do better than that!

 
ElMariachi 2008-09-06 09:53:53 PM  
ultraholland: subby: is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

Yeah, make somebody a productive member of society. Potheads contribute nothing to the world except for supporting the video game and snack food industries. I have yet to meet anybody who smokes pot who has actually done something with themselves. Oh I almost forgot - it's ILLEGAL. They lounge around looking for the next buzz and blatantly breaking this country's laws. Come to think of it, I actually find them to be a danger to society/


Sarah Palin, GW, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and probably Ronald Reagan.

Apparently, Pot makes you the President!

 
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