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Is this the caturday thread?

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First class, please

Ike will hit the Gulf of Mexico like the Invasion of Normandy.

If Ike does a Fay, he'll cut back and cross Florida west to east, and screw up my biztrip some more...

While I have no doubt you're truly impressed with yourself, a Farker with a following of simpering Farkophants, some of your posts are true bullshiat. Dolt! Jerk! Fool!

Jacobin: Hey, New Orleans. Take That. And THAT. and THAT! and THAT!!!!!

Can you imagine?

Watch, the next time people say "fark it, I'm not leaving," the hurricane will farking crush them.

Shamelessly hotlinked, but appropriate!

Why do I feel some sort of glee that it's aiming towards NOLA? Is this wrong of me?

Bills Cat: While I have no doubt you're truly impressed with yourself, a Farker with a following of simpering Farkophants, some of your posts are true bullshiat. Dolt! Jerk! Fool!

Wow, you really told...somebody in another thread?

"Uh, baby baby please come back...uh...get in there and sing a song...uh...*slap* NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"

"Things Ike Turner would say?"

/Hell yeah

God, Mother Nature, or the guy running the weather machine REALLY has it in for NOLA.

Thatguy: Bills Cat: While I have no doubt you're truly impressed with yourself, a Farker with a following of simpering Farkophants, some of your posts are true bullshiat. Dolt! Jerk! Fool!

Wow, you really told...somebody in another thread?

I Lowled.

Two families MOVED OUT of my apartment building because of Gustav. It didn't even hit here.

If you can't handle the water, don't live in a Zone 1 Flood Area.

/now I can play my stereo as loud as I want

Jacobin: Hey, New Orleans. Take That. And THAT. and THAT! and THAT!!!!!


Saw that too -- a projection of it hitting the NOLA area as a Cat 3. Uncle! UNCLE already!!!

Ike just Wants to Take NOLA Higher... what's wrong with that?

the russians are steering it again.

From the NY Post:

Turks?

/Elena - I'd hit it with my buster sword till I was out of materia.

Been waiting for MSM to make an Ike Turner reference with this badass storm. Feeling very satisfied by this thread.


\can I upgrade to business class?

As the massive gray wall of clouds approached from the east, people poured into the main supermarket in Providenciales, expecting that power would be knocked out and that food would suddenly become scarce.

So they're barricading themselves inside the grocery store until the storm's over so they'll have plenty to eat?

/was my first thought
//seriously

I'm not a very religious person, but even I'm starting to get the feeling that God really really hates a certain kind of person that lives in New Orleans.

Homosexuals got his wrath at Sodom, it all fits ...

modeling is split on this storm - some have it following a trough into the central gulf coast, others have it continuing westward into southern Texas.

Everyone should be watching this one.

Byno: Thatguy: Bills Cat: While I have no doubt you're truly impressed with yourself, a Farker with a following of simpering Farkophants, some of your posts are true bullshiat. Dolt! Jerk! Fool!

Wow, you really told...somebody in another thread?

I Lowled.

I think I am going to post this in every political flamewar thread (not directed toward anyone), just to piss EVERYBODY off.

remus: Why do I feel some sort of glee that it's aiming towards NOLA? Is this wrong of me?

I don't know; yes.

Beignets & cafe au lait ftw.

Muahahahaha...

Jacobin: Hey, New Orleans. Take That. And THAT. and THAT! and THAT!!!!!

Another UHIA for Louisiana.

mister aj: I'm not a very religious person, but even I'm starting to get the feeling that God really really hates a certain kind of person that lives in New Orleans.

Homosexuals got his wrath at Sodom, it all fits ...

Pastor Phelps, is that you?

mister aj: I'm not a very religious person, but even I'm starting to get the feeling that God really really hates a certain kind of person that lives in New Orleans.

Homosexuals got his wrath at Sodom, it all fits ...

NOLA's refugees prepare for another "shopping" spree.

He's only doing it out of love.

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/"and then, I went in the cockpit and was all like, 'fark it, I'm flying this plane.'"
//You are now free to move about the countryhell

The sodom reference was supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek. I don't really think homosexuals deserve that, I'm genuinely not a homophobe :-). NOLA gangbanders otoh ... they need a thorough drive-by from a hurricane.

mister aj: The sodom reference was supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek.

You're making this waaaaay too easy...

I don't really think homosexuals deserve that, I'm genuinely not a homophobe :-).

Axly, I was afraid you were talking about jazz musicians...

mister aj: The sodom reference was supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek. I don't really think homosexuals deserve that, I'm genuinely not a homophobe :-). NOLA gangbanders otoh ... they need a thorough drive-by from a hurricane.

I always thought it was hilarious when Pat Robertson in all his glorious doucheyness declared Katrina was punishment for the homosexuals there. The comedy being that the only part of NO that wasn't damaged was the French Quarter, or basically fruit bat central. In other words according to the rightnut asstards, God is not only a vengefull prick but blindingly incompetent as well.

I'm only here to admire the headline up close.

mister aj: I'm not a very religious person, but even I'm starting to get the feeling that God really really hates a certain kind of person that lives in New Orleans...

Actually, it's poor people. Just look at how many of these storms have crossed over Haiti, with double- and triple-digit death tolls. God really farking hates poor people.

\ordained in the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic^tm
\\"We don't know and we don't care" ^tm

FatherDale: I'm only here to admire the headline up close.

I'm still trying to figure out if it's english...

Tainted1: In other words according to the rightnut asstards, God is not only a vengefull prick but blindingly incompetent as well.

Now THAT'S a god I can believe in.

Hurricam?

ctobio: Tainted1: In other words according to the rightnut asstards, God is not only a vengefull prick but blindingly incompetent as well.

Now THAT'S a god I can believe in.

We are all made in His image, eh?

Tainted1: In other words according to the rightnut asstards unHoly Bible, God is not only a vengefull prick but blindingly incompetent as well.
FTFY

mister aj: I'm not a very religious person, but even I'm starting to get the feeling that God really really hates a certain kind of person that lives in New Orleans.

Homosexuals got his wrath at Sodom, it all fits ...

Well if you were talking about annoying/irritable negroids, I don't know for sure, but there are a few other places that could take it on the chin for that too. Baltimore comes to mind. Camden, NJ. Detroit.

What certain kind of person, do you mean Cajuns?
Really fat twins on mopeds?
People who say "I gar-rown-tee"?
Eaters of crawfish?
Drunk tourists? People who spend too much on beads? Speakers of patois?!?

WHO DAMMIT?!?

Mugs_PurpleScareblog:
Actually, it's poor people. Just look at how many of these storms have crossed over Haiti, with double- and triple-digit death tolls. God really farking hates poor people.


"Blessed are the poor, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven."

Well, they gotta get into their kingdom somehow.

I knows it has been said already, but an excellent headline subby.

//but will that slap cost Ike a cat 5 status?

mister aj: The sodom reference was supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek. I don't really think homosexuals deserve that, I'm genuinely not a homophobe :-). NOLA gangbanders otoh ... they need a thorough drive-by from a hurricane.

Most of their gang bangers were exported after Katrina. A goodly number ended up in Houston. Some went to jail (more efficient cops here), some went back back (more efficient cops here), but many are still here.

How many signals does God need to send to New Orleans?

Thatguy: Bills Cat: While I have no doubt you're truly impressed with yourself, a Farker with a following of simpering Farkophants, some of your posts are true bullshiat. Dolt! Jerk! Fool!

Wow, you really told...somebody in another thread?

How do people post in the wrong thread? I thought it must be a TF thing, but apparently not. I see people do it often. I just can't figure out how.

Just got back from T&C last month. It was a blast and I would like to return next year. What a wonderful nation and great people. I hope the people and their infrastructure come through it okay.

Good luck fellas.

MIguy: How many signals does God need to send to New Orleans?

Fark you!!! This is MURKAH We're GONNA REBUILD!!!