Wanna know why they call me the "Master of the Pocket Puppet?"

Hey! Look at me! Not only am I the worlds (2nd) biggest douche, I'm also teh ghey!"

/no votey

Bend over and be my biatch or I'll have you set on fire again!

FIRE BAD!

"Stop! I have to douche now."

Yes, penis goes there.

Please please please can we start posting the 'O' at the top of the thread like we do in photoshop threads?

/VE just because

Bacchus-ette: Hey! Look at me! Not only am I the worlds (2nd) biggest douche, I'm also teh ghey!"

/no votey

I was always convinced that Lars and James would either end up farking or killing each other at one point.

I just signed over the rights to our latest album to Napster!

Assault and Battery!

"Ewwwww you never told me you were gay!"

"Drumstick goes where??"

Enter Sandman, and my tongue.

The Thing That Should Not Be.

Napster, BAD! Subtle homo-erotic overtones, GOOD!

Don't worry. They won't think this is gay AT ALL.

And nothing else matters.

If what a friend of mine who worked with Bob Rock said is true, there is a very real reason James in cringing.

I know it was you Jimbo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

Mmmmm... you taste like Massengill

keeping with the douche theme

BUTTSECKS BAD!!!

Enter Sandman, into Vaseline.

Damit!, swallow then kiss, and quit cuping I'm done.

"I have the idea for our next album"

You are too much for me James, you sonofawhoreson biatch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

The Unnamed Feeling.

"James, it's OK. We can get through this whole 'download is the future' thing together."

"James, we need more publicity leading up to the album release, Fark is sounding like a broken record, this should fix it."

+1 pipco

Must... smile... for... camera... press... watching...

"Lars kisses his new life partner James while clutching his California marriage license. Enter Rainbows."

Hetfield: "DO NOT WANT!!!"

It's not that bad, only one tattoo is spell farked

I'm going to miss you too cowardly lion.

There's something about an Amish guy with tattoos that sets my blood on fire! Mmmmmmm...

Put it in my pooper
Pound it like a trooper
Cannot stop the Buggery
Buggery
Buggery

In this undated photo we see Metallica guitarist/vocalist James Hetfield before having had a large, painfully gay tumor removed from his face.

Here's the picture, for those that don't want to click TFL



/hotlinkage
//used to be back in the day where the Boobieser would automatically post the picture, and wear an onion on their belt.

"Laaaarrrrsss, not in front of the boys, you know how jealous Kirk gets!"

I'm going to upload some new material to your poop-chute later tonight.

"As promised, I will insert your pea-sized brain back into your cranium through your ear with my tongue. This is so metal!"

While Lars never regretted selling his soul for fame, he forgot the part of the contract that whatever he kissed would then forever suck.

Metallica drummer, and budding magician, Lars Ulrich demonstrates the "Disappearing Tongue" trick on his lovely assistant James.

"Don't worry James, I'm hiding your wood behind these papers."

tongue wing....eaw wing....thtuck!!

By Enter Sand Man, James was surreptitiously writing about Lars, who roofies him on a regular basis.

"I just downloaded in my pants"

Thatguy: Here's the picture, for those that don't want to click TFL

Yeah, heavy metal is dead alright. They just killed it. ;-)

"I'm bringing Bob Rock back for the next album."