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(Guardian.com) Spiffy Brits eat twice as much meat then they did forty years ago. Not that there's anything wrong with that   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 84
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McStinky 2008-09-06 07:46:59 PM  
It's all SPAM though.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 07:55:10 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
i149.photobucket.com
Times two, you wankers!

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:02:36 PM  
than

 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:12:45 PM  
www.islandnet.com

In the form of pies!!

 
d23 2008-09-06 08:22:38 PM  
well.. how can you have any pudding if you can't eat your meat?

 
uncorked 2008-09-06 08:28:47 PM  
d23: well.. how can you have any pudding if you can't eat your meat?

Good point.
All in favor of Beef Wellington, say "all righty then."

 
xtonyx [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:33:58 PM  
//insert obligatory your mom joke.......

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:35:14 PM  
"Teeth" joke in 5...4...3...2...1


/steak and kidney pie. yum

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 08:47:04 PM  
They love the spotted dick.

/they LOVE it

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:02:27 PM  
d23: well.. how can you have any pudding if you can't eat your meat?

*golf clap*

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

 
uncorked 2008-09-06 09:03:12 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: "Teeth" joke in 5...4...3...2...1

I came that close to a "teeth joke." I mean, that close...

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 09:07:53 PM  
Mugato:

They love the spotted dick.

/they LOVE it


They only told you that because you paid in cash.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 10:15:22 PM  
So, are they getting twice as much pudding?

 
hockey fool 2008-09-06 11:40:55 PM  
wot's this?

upload.wikimedia.org

 
blicero 2008-09-06 11:41:24 PM  
that story puts me off my pudding chaps.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-09-06 11:44:30 PM  
I blame Pink Floyd.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-09-06 11:44:36 PM  
bangers and mash. bangers. and. mash.

 
g0dzilla 2008-09-06 11:45:00 PM  
than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.

 
ImJustaTroll 2008-09-06 11:46:38 PM  
And yet, they still can't have any pudding.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 11:47:56 PM  
Woman (Switching the radio off) Liberal rubbish. Klaus ...What do you want with your jugged fish?
Man Halibut.
Woman The jugged fish is halibut.
Man Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?
Woman Rabbit.
Man What? Rabbit fish?
Woman Yes. It's got fins.
Man Is it dead?
Woman Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
Man All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.


Mmmm...yummy.

 
Jubeebee 2008-09-06 11:49:55 PM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.


Rioght, rioght, wot's all this than?

 
moondo 2008-09-06 11:50:04 PM  
Wow, my anger just boiled over when I read this headline. I wonder if the fark admins greenlit this just to piss off people that are sensitive to grammatical errors. For the submittard, please repent for the sin of being stupid and submitting a link.

 
Dr_Gats 2008-09-06 11:55:42 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: "Teeth" joke in 5...4...3...2...1


/steak and kidney pie. yum


damn you, you took all the wind out of my sails. Came in here just for to make the teeth joke. Not fun at all now.

/but seriously, they woulda been eating this much meat years ago if their teeth could take it.

 
DrForrester 2008-09-06 11:56:52 PM  
Bloody 'ell.

 
alfredromeo 2008-09-06 11:57:06 PM  

 
mouell 2008-09-07 12:02:28 AM  
Andrew Sullivan - "That's not funny!"

 
HawkEyes 2008-09-07 12:03:38 AM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.


Except you will often be judged by the idiots. Sigh...

 
headlites 2008-09-07 12:08:54 AM  
Brits?

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By dgwill

 
d976 2008-09-07 12:10:50 AM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.


You really shouldn't let these little things effect you so much.

/Also, lazy writer couldn't convert 2 measly items from pounds to grams? Google converter.

 
I_Think_Im_2D 2008-09-07 12:11:55 AM  
Meat is murder!


/tasty, tasty murder

 
jeblis 2008-09-07 12:12:17 AM  
mouell: Andrew Sullivan - "That's not funny!"

Hey we don't come in a piss all over your vegan threads.

 
jeblis 2008-09-07 12:13:23 AM  
alfredromeo: Red meat and colon cancer.



Hey we don't come in a piss all over your vegan threads.

/sorry mouell, this was meant for this.

 
wiredroach 2008-09-07 12:14:15 AM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.


Except it should be as, not than.

Just sayin'.

 
brantgoose 2008-09-07 12:16:59 AM  
The economic scars of World War II have healed. Only 8,000 more years of interest and principle to pay on the loans the Americans gave Britain during the War. The British can afford to go back to their beef-eating ways. On the other hand, even the French, Japanese, Germans, Russians and Chinese have adopted increasingly "Americanized" diets with more red meat, more fat, sugar, salt, processed food, and God forbid, fast food. This last is what the French really can't stand. They'll eat bad food, just don't hurry them.

More money means more meat--at least until you're so rich quantity, quality and cost lose their snob appeal and you make a big show out of paying for an enormous amount for a glass of water that is not really that much better than the rest of the water that comes out of the municipal mains of whichever lucky town has the bottling plant.

This is one reason why food stocks are down to lows not seen since the "green revolution" came to an end when donor countries got bored or realized that their farmers would have to compete with third world farmers if they kept encouraging agriculture in poor countries.

Naturally, where famine flees, obesity rears its ugly head and multiple chins, so the British and many others are now facing the kind of hysteria that drives rich Americans and Canadians to start putting their children on diets pioneered by anorexic actresses pushing twenty something. Nothing much has changed in Hollywood--the little light in your palm starts blinking at 30.

 
thatmanfromtexas 2008-09-07 12:19:22 AM  
Does their diet have anything to do with the fact that English women have flat butts?

/Someone told me that. I have never been to England. They wouldn't let me take my horse on the plane.

 
Silent But Deadly 2008-09-07 12:19:31 AM  
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

 
g0dzilla 2008-09-07 12:19:52 AM  
Except it should be as, not than

Good point, wiredroach.

And, yes, I should take a stress pill and calm down a little. For the most part, I dismiss bad grammar or illogical statements by people and simply chalk them up as idiots. However, on the then/than mistake, I see it enough that I fear we are on the edge of that "common usage rule" that the unwashed like to throw around to justify their poor grammar or spelling. If I don't fight this one harshly, it may soon be determined 'acceptable' for USA Today, and we'll all be one step closer to the Idiocracy.

 
Blue Summer Union 2008-09-07 12:21:47 AM  
alfredromeo: Red meat and colon cancer.

Vegan Diets and Malnourished Babies

 
CheetahMk2 2008-09-07 12:21:55 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Has something to say to the British people.


If you don't know, eating too much red meat causes gout. Which is exactly what happened to 'Ol Chubbs here. Rumor was his doctors recommended a red-meat only diet in his later years as a batshiat cure for some malady.

He got so fat, that the predictions of his death came true...

What did Friar William Peto predict would happen to Henry VIII if he cast off Katherine and married Anne Boleyn?

He would be punished as God had punished Ahab, and the dogs would lick his blood. When Henry died in 1547 his body was placed in a lead coffin and transported to Syon Abbey, where the casket burst open, and liquid matter from the corpse seeped onto the pavement. A dog was with the workmen who came to repair the coffin, and it was seen to lick up the blood from the floor while they were working.


Take that as a healthy warning, Brits!

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-09-07 12:27:25 AM  
Funny, I'm sure Americans do as well...

/actually, we've doubled our portions of everything

 
altinos 2008-09-07 12:27:55 AM  
When I say Hillshire, you say Farms!

Hillshire Farms! GO MEAT!

 
headstone 2008-09-07 12:39:36 AM  
Meatetarian. Best new word of the year.

 
GungFu 2008-09-07 12:47:29 AM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!


It's then.Then.THEN!!

Subby is corrett. Grammer nazis can suk my dick then DIAF.

I could careless anyway. Moran.

 
HornyDingo 2008-09-07 12:49:38 AM  
I'm surprised no one else noticed, but 50% more than the amount from 40 years ago is only one and a half times as much, not twice as much.

So it was about 33.3g per person per day on average 40 years ago.

</Geek>

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 12:51:02 AM  
i168.photobucket.com

Mmmm, mad cow. So tasty.

 
whatshisname 2008-09-07 12:55:38 AM  
HornyDingo: I'm surprised no one else noticed, but 50% more than the amount from 40 years ago is only one and a half times as much, not twice as much.

The submitter doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than" so I'd imagine they also find math difficult.

 
Weequay2 [TotalFark] 2008-09-07 01:05:03 AM  
What's wrong with what we eat (TED conference)

/also, only 50% higher- submitter fails at math among other things.

 
Dan09 2008-09-07 01:05:15 AM  
wiredroach: g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.

Except it should be as, not than.

Just sayin'.


Could be. Either way is grammatically correct, though.

 
SirChuckalot 2008-09-07 01:11:58 AM  
g0dzilla: than
than
thAn!!!

Dammit you idjits... Then is a marker for time, when something occurred in the past or will sequentially follow another. Than is a comparative conjunction, when we want to compare one thing to another-- in this case, the intake of meat among British now and 40 years ago.

I am of mixed emotions on this: on the one hand, I fear for the common intelligence of the population, but on the other hand, I know that I can express myself much more clearly THAN most of the idiots out there, and I realize my salary and position in society are fairly secure.


You are so correct. I feel your pain. Don't pay attention to the idiots. It's not there fault.

 
coney 2008-09-07 01:18:42 AM  
SCREW YOU SUBMITTER!!

Isn't there some webpage on the 'net we can direct any tool caught using "then" in place of "than" yet?

/It needs to be stopped
// worse THAN any other virus the 'net has spread before :(

 
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