I was wondering why this didn't go green this morning

List needs Concern Troll.

Lol. That guy's a dick. I could kick his ass. He hasn't even done any randomized studies. For more fun just like this, go to Goo Turls Wun Mug Dot Com (new window, as safe for work as Fark is)

You suck.

Tr0mBoNe: You suck.

Don't talk to him like that- you don't know his circumstances. Maybe he's a poor, under educated republican voter who doesn't know his place in the social stratosphere. Have sympathy kind sir. Do not lay waste to the meek, after the rapture, they shall inherit the earth. And I shant even remind you of the scientific studies you are confounding. Brain scans have revealed that not everyone is intellectually capable, thus their suck is genetically defined. Flying in the face of science is like secretly farting during English class- it's all fun and games until you poop yourself.

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That list is fake.

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I submitted this with a better headline.

I bet a Jew wrote that article, they always attack people who discover their secret plots

This article doesn't meet the standards needed for a scientific basis of study on personality types. I am sure they could have found many more if given the proper thought. While they sited types of comments they neglected to use citations giving proper credit to all the websites involved.

FTFA:
"See the below comment section for more examples."

Funniest part of the article.

This is not news.

your a idiot

if a person does careful analysis of the congruency of arguments they would realize that I would be able to farking kill them without even trying or breaking a sweat (my homies will testify to this)and as such my victory would be able to bring attention and profit to all the ghettos of "Lost Angeles" through analytical manipulation of E=mc².

/jews suck.

TFA is shooped, I can tell.

your all homos

What about catagorization-happy list makers? Santa, I'm looking at you.

Tr0mBoNe: You suck.

ThatGuyGreg: your a idiot

You wouldn't dare say that to my face. I'd pound you into the ground and make you mewl like the wuss that you are. Farkin pussies posting crap on the internets that they wouldn't have the nads to say in public,

Subby has sharp knees

#9) The Pigeonholer

The intern has dealines to meet. Why not another reductive list for the interwebby?

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Listen, you believe whatever you need to believe about it to get by, okay. I'm done arguing with you. For whatever reason, the thread bothers you, and I get that. If you need to believe I gotta beg to get a picture, go on. I'm certainly cool with it, because you don't bother me. You doing whatever it is you do is not a problem for me. Understand?

The number of grammar and punctuation errors in this thread, and dare I say the headline astounds even me.

They forgot my specific phenotype...death incarnate.

#10 The picture poster


especially the shameless hotlinkers

Does this qualify as a meta thread?

Doesn't matter, bookmarked.

Absolute garbage, here is why:

High strength beryllium copper alloys contain up to 2.7% of beryllium (cast), or 1.6-2% of beryllium with about 0.3% cobalt (wrought). The high mechanical strength is achieved by precipitation hardening or age hardening. The thermal conductivity of these alloys lies between steels and aluminium. The cast alloys are frequently used as material for injection molds. The wrought alloys are designated by UNS as C17200 to C17400, the cast alloys are C82000 to C82800. The hardening process requires rapid cooling of the annealed metal, resulting in a solid state solution of beryllium in copper, which is then kept at 200-460 °C for at least an hour, facilitating precipitation of metastable beryllide crystals in the copper matrix. Overaging is avoided, as an equilibrium phase forms that depletes the beryllide crystals and reduces the strength enhancement. The beryllides are similar in both cast and wrought alloys.

I entrust your understanding.

Because fark you, that's why.

jake_lex: I bet a Jew wrote that article, they always attack people who discover their secret plots

GAY

I had no idea I was so annoying. Sorry all.

MrScience: I had no idea I was so annoying.

the look of disgust a person has when they lay eyes upon you should have been some sort of an indicator.

HAHAHAHAHA, thats funny. But have you ever wondered what matters? Slashdot, stuff that matters.

I don't think this is a real list. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from having shooped a few whoops in my day.

meh...got nuthin'

They forgot the subset of the Defender. The White Knight.

The Stalker - the guys who only read and post in threads if there has been a woman posting within 10 seconds that they can try to creepily flirty with.

And both sides of the internet crusades. The militant Atheists and converting christians.

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Listen, you believe whatever you need to believe about it to get by, okay. I'm done arguing with you. For whatever reason, the thread bothers you, and I get that. If you need to believe I gotta beg to get a picture, go on. I'm certainly cool with it, because you don't bother me. You doing whatever it is you do is not a problem for me. Understand?

FAG!

If the video or story or photo has a black person in it, this guy will be there unleashing all of the racial epitaphs he's been forced to bottle up while in polite society.

Wait, what?

Heh. Pretty much nailed the political one.

This far down and no one has blamed Bush for these internet ideas yet? The internet has gotten way more racist because of Bush. Obama will change all that, or maybe that's what McCain will do. All I know is the internets are Bush's fault.

Shame on all of you.

You know how hard it must be to write for Cracked.com? You work hard all through high school, save up for college, but end up going to State University and can't keep up the grade point average to major in anything else but journalism.

Then, with your FARK STATE UNIVERSITY Degree, you apply for jobs. Ten, twenty, thirty. New York Post? Wall Street Journal? Nope -- Cracked Magazine.

YOU try to write a sensical article with a life like that. No future. No hope.

OMG!!! How can you sheep be reading Cracked when Bush is stealing away your liberties! While you read Cracked, your rights are being taken away right under your nose! Wake up sheeple!!!

They forgot "The Douchebag"

I don't have anything funny to add. They're just douchebags.

Mercutio879: The number of grammar and punctuation errors in this thread, and dare I say the headline astounds even me.

Oh yeah, forgot #11. The Grammar Nazi.

Also #12. The Person Who Comes In Occasionally Just to Say Something Irritating or Even Obnoxious Just Because She Can.

And where do we fit someone like skookum who sometimes fits into two or more categories?

#9 People who post how stupid a thread topic is but couldn't resist posting their opinion on how stupid said thread topic is.

What about the Obamabots?

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alacy52: RON PAUL!

Oops, they forgot the crazies.

What about attention whoring farkettes?

/here I am!