John McCain promises that his VP pick will be interviewed on Larry King. Before he realizes Because his pick is a corrupt, book banning creationist who needs three dozen handlers to help her properly deliver an insult is a hot babe that is being smeared by leftist bloggers with the collective IQ of a pile of dog crap.

FTFY

LordZorch: John McCain promises that his VP pick will be interviewed on Larry King. Before he realizes Because his pick is a corrupt, book banning creationist who needs three dozen handlers to help her properly deliver an insult is a hot babe that is being smeared by leftist bloggers with the collective IQ of a pile of dog crap.

FTFY

Totally fixed. Her qualifications shouldn't matter because, well, she's hot!!

/Am I the only one who doesn't find her all that hot?
//Sure, I'd hit it, if offered
///But I wouldn't pursue it

Skail: /Am I the only one who doesn't find her all that hot?
//Sure, I'd hit it, if offered
///But I wouldn't pursue it

In the political world, she is Cindy Crawford.

Politics: Show business for ugly people.

LordZorch: John McCain promises that his VP pick will be interviewed on Larry King. Before he realizes Because his pick is a corrupt, book banning creationist who needs three dozen handlers to help her properly deliver an insult is a hot babe that is being smeared by leftist bloggers with the collective IQ of a pile of dog crap.

FTFY

Everyone copy this to a text file. I'm sure we'll have to point out this type of stupidity in the future.

awwww, poor little angry neocon doesn't like having his own crap rubbed back in his f*cking face.

Too bad, pussy.

Larry King? Old dude throws out nerf softballs.

She needs a serious grilling to be considered even remotely qualified to step in to be president. No scripts, no pre-vetted questions, just her and zombie Tim Russert.

Yes, we should absolutely base our national leadership on empty hawttness! What could possibly go wrong?

/Oooh, "Ow, My Balls" is on

Funsucker: Larry King? Old dude throws out nerf softballs.

.....and the McCain campaign doesn't believe she can hit a single pitch.

She IS, however, ready to be 2nd in command.

My friends......that's not logic we can believe in.

and don't waste my time with whining unless you're prepared to show specific examples of where your precious team is taking the high road and not the usual slime.

That way we don't have to both waste our time because you won't have any.

LordZorch

Are you claiming the Governor is being Swiftboated? Please, share your -ahem- thoughts.

Funsucker: She needs a serious grilling to be considered even remotely qualified to step in to be president.

Who do you think she is, Barack Obama!?

/too easy

Funsucker: She needs a serious grilling to be considered even remotely qualified to step in to be president. No scripts, no pre-vetted questions, just her and zombie Tim Russert.

fark, that would be awesome

"BRAAAAAAAAINS?"

"sold them on ebay"

"BRAIIINS"

"Drill baby, Drill"

"BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS"

"Piping them through Canadian"

fark epic.

slobarnuts: Everyone copy this to a text file. I'm sure we'll have to point out this type of stupidity in the future.

He pointed out his own stupidity by referencing IQ as having anything to do with actual intelligence.

Superwoman Sarah Barracuda is turning out to be quite a wuss.

This shiat of hiding her from the press will work with the base, but I think it will, over time, diminish, if not outright negate, her crossover appeal.

I do expect this to give McCain a temporary boost, but let's see what people are saying about Vice President Hockey Mom in a month or so.

LordZorch: is a hot babe that is being smeared by leftist bloggers with the collective IQ of a pile of dog crap.

I guess facts are smears now to neocons. How low can you go guys?

oh shiat, greened. This should be fun.

I wonder if LordZorch will come back or if he just did a drive-by?

New Zealand is beginning to look really nice.

Skail: Totally fixed. Her qualifications shouldn't matter because, well, she's hot!!

Hey, it works for Obama.

Woohoo! Palin hatin!

Obama promises he won't be "bullied" by Sarah Palin. Courage, Barry, courage. Don't let the girl scare you.

Jamespoon: Funsucker: She needs a serious grilling to be considered even remotely qualified to step in to be president.

Who do you think she is, Barack Obama!?

/too easy

Yes, if only he had been in the public spotlight for almost 20 months, giving hundreds of interviews with a variety of sources, having had to explain his policies and stances to beat other nominees in a primary

Afraid of being interviewed by Larry 'kid gloves' King? That is the sign of a campaign in trouble.

Anyway, heres an interview of Palin on CNBC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pak-rH0dCeA

here's some questions for McCain to field tomorrow ^{(^)}

soy_bomb: Obama promises he won't be "bullied" by Sarah Palin.

Now it's the actual quote, dumbass.

PC LOAD LETTER: LordZorch: is a hot babe that is being smeared by leftist bloggers with the collective IQ of a pile of dog crap.

I guess facts are smears now to neocons. How low can you go guys?

Thank you.

soy_bomb: Obama promises he won't be "bullied"by Sarah Palin. Courage, Barry, courage. Don't let the girl scare you.

If facts don't fit your story, change the facts! Pathetic farking idiot.

Wow. The fear is staggering.

The main thing I got from that story is that Obama can still raise campaign funds, but McCain can't.

robsul82: soy_bomb: Obama promises he won't be "bullied"by Sarah Palin. Courage, Barry, courage. Don't let the girl scare you.

If facts don't fit your story, change the facts! Pathetic farking idiot.

Hey, at least they are acknowledging their existence now. Before, they just ignored them.

She has been drilled, she's got 5 kids! Oh... wait... grilling.
Nevermind.

She needs a contraceptive.
And maybe a laxative.
/Perhaps McCain can share some.

Oh noes! Not Larry King!

Sylvia farking Browne, patron saint of bullshiat artists anywhere, goes on Larry King and emerges unscathed. But the self-described bulldog doesn't have the ovaries?

Bowie700: Woohoo! Palin hatin!

Correction.

Palin's policies hatin!

I have nothing against her as a person. I only disagree with her on almost every issue.

Being a Fark troll is sort of like being a Republican candidate, accept trolls are have to mix in some truth to get replies.

Wolf Flywheel: Wow. The fear is staggering.

Ha!

They're just protecting Larry King from Sarah Palin. As part of the liberal media, he is obviously so terrified of her that he will have a heart attack if confronted by her ferocious moosekilling steely-eyed gaze!

I just heard McCain blaming Carter for the lack of reprocessing spent nuclear fuel.

Was the technology viable, safe and doable in the late 70's?

How has Jimmy Carter single handedly kept legislation out to change this supposed bad policy for the past 30 years?

Subby sounds a little bitter.

While her judgement is questionable, her political skills are not. She's done quite well in funneling money to Alaska, and has almost treated the USA as a foreign government. And no, I'm not talking about her secede-from-the-US pals.

But doesn't sound terribly patriotic, still...

Etchy333: Skail: /Am I the only one who doesn't find her all that hot?
//Sure, I'd hit it, if offered
///But I wouldn't pursue it

In the political world, she is Cindy Crawford.

Politics: Show business for ugly people.

DC is like Hollywood, but with much uglier people.

johne3819: I just heard McCain blaming Carter for the lack of reprocessing spent nuclear fuel.

Was the technology viable, safe and doable in the late 70's?

How has Jimmy Carter single handedly kept legislation out to change this supposed bad policy for the past 30 years?

He's history's greatest monster!

chucknasty: Being a Fark troll is sort of like being a Republican candidate, accept except trolls are have to mix in some truth to get replies.

clearly time for bed (and preview).

soy_bomb: Obama promises he won't be "bullied" by Sarah Palin. Courage, Barry, courage. Don't let the girl scare you.

So, when is "the girl" going to do an interview on live tv? Can she handle unscripted questions? And it's good that Obama isn't going to intimidated by GOP sexism smears whenever "the girl" is questioned.

Rapmaster2000: Etchy333: Skail: /Am I the only one who doesn't find her all that hot?
//Sure, I'd hit it, if offered
///But I wouldn't pursue it

In the political world, she is Cindy Crawford.

Politics: Show business for ugly people.

DC is like Hollywood, but with much uglier people.

So that means people like McCain, having been there for 30 years+ are like the Bucky Katt: soy_bomb: Obama promises he won't be "bullied" by Sarah Palin. Courage, Barry, courage. Don't let the girl scare you.

So, when is "the girl" going to do an interview on live tv? Can she handle unscripted questions? And it's good that Obama isn't going to intimidated by GOP sexism smears whenever "the girl" is questioned.

Don't bother, this troll was all over Hillary and saying how Obama is sexist during the primary. Now look how it refers to women, as 'girls' not worthy of our attention.

Let Sarah Speak!

The best way for us to find out who she really is will be to let us hear her unscripted.

The event in Colorado Springs today was exactly like their last event. Completely scripted rally. No questions, all of their comments were stump-speech versions of their RNC speeches.

Why pick a "Mavrick" if you're not going to let her Mavrick?

Let Sarah Speak!

johne3819: I just heard McCain blaming Carter for the lack of reprocessing spent nuclear fuel.

Was the technology viable, safe and doable in the late 70's?

How has Jimmy Carter single handedly kept legislation out to change this supposed bad policy for the past 30 years?

and was the technology available from 1981 to 1993?

Why don't you show us your arms, subby? Legs. why don't you show us your feet, subby? Legs dammit. Why don't you show us your legs, subby, your legs?

You're scared!

She's a precious little snowflake that can't be trusted with those meanies in the press.

Because we all know just how much sympathy Fark is known for.

Larry King is a great interviewer if you're looking for entertainment, but he's horrible at political interviews. He rarely hits the hard questions, and if he does, he doesn't follow through with them.

That's why so many big names go onto his show.

Sarah Palin: Why don't you show us your arms, subby? Legs. why don't you show us your feet, subby? Legs dammit. Why don't you show us your legs, subby, your legs?

You're scared!

HAHAHAHA...Welcome to Fark. I'm gonna need to see more of your work to see if your a facist troll or a communist troll.