Here's a picture of this same little scamp sucking on his mama this past weekend.



/not subby

Well, as you can see he's shy.

/screw it, this isn't going green anyway. No point trying again.

Aren't bao Chinese appetizers hors d'oeuvres tapas pupus dim sum? Why name a baby after food? Or is it food?

Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc Duc

Fark UFIA is off the table?

I'd name him "Tromboner".

What the FARK does this have to do with the election?!!!

-Bob Dole.

Barry DinPoen: What the FARK does this have to do with the election?!!!

The "elephant" represents the Republican party.

/you asked

I love how every story on Fark can be esily hijacked for election coverage, so I am really enjoying this thread.


HURRY UP NOVEMBER!!!

\Bob Dole

Skinink, I was wondering when someone would post that pic up on here. I noticed it when I watched the speech. I looked at it, and (no joke) I said, "That'll show up on Fark real quick." Am I prophetic or what?

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goose

Should name it Bew.

Party-sized bucket of flan: I'd name him "Tromboner".

*giggles*

I actually had a friend who was called that.

I would name it...........Jim

woodstock Haha...how does something like that even happen? Vision of Christ or nightmare that his mommy is about to sit on him?

No write-in votes=lame

Mr. Splashy Pants?

Well, if it looks like a Duc, and it quacks like a Duc,

i'm thinking track or trig or piper

I voted for Amul. Probably should have gone with Duc, though.

He looks like a "Mister Splashy Pants" to me.

What about a name that has meaning for the people of Bangladesh, India and Sri Lanka, with an American flavor.

How about Slurpee??

Name him Bao, but we all just call him Scott.

What's Vietnamese for "Steaming Poop Factory"? I'll go with Duc because it's the stupidest name there.

He looks like a Nancy to me.

they should give him a sexually suggestive name that'll make him popular with the ladies, like Stout Snout or something

Thirding the Mr. Splashy Pants.

at80eighty: they should give him a sexually suggestive name that'll make him popular with the ladies, like Stout Snout or something

Long Dong would be more in keeping with the Asian theme. Or not, depending on who you ask.

bass555: I would name it...........JimSusan

Sorry, pet peeve

Danger Avoid Death: at80eighty: they should give him a sexually suggestive name that'll make him popular with the ladies, like Stout Snout or something

Long Dong would be more in keeping with the Asian theme. Or not, depending on who you ask.

Herman the Elephant (new window)

How about Berilia, Jerakeen, Tubul or Great T'phon?

Danger Avoid Death: How about Slurpee??

"Squishy" would be better.

Duc, Amul, Bao, Hugo-Tu, Track, Piper, Bristol, Willow, or Trig?

theorellior: Danger Avoid Death: How about Slurpee??

"Squishy" would be better.

I thought that was the nickname of the slow natives the elepants get stuck between their toes?

Mancini.

What are the Mandarin and Indian words for "Tiny"?

elephants, I mean.

Squishy pants would be bad.

'Hugo comes from the Germanic word for "mind, heart or spirit" and Tu is Vietnamese for "tree".'


Mind tree?

abb3w: What are the Mandarin and Indian words for "Tiny"?

系小 (xì xiǎo) and nanhā, respectively.

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goose

AFLAC!


If it looks like a Duc and walks like a Duc...



/Vi a Duc? Vi not a chicken?

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Probably gave a choice of four names because they don't want it named Stephen Colbert.

Karl

He looks like a Bernie

Zoos need to be more multicultural in their naming of baby animals!! Conservative, narrow minded douchebags.

I vote for Trig.

\Can't believe no one else said it.

Nubby!

theorellior: How about Berilia, Jerakeen, Tubul or Great T'phon?

Jerakeen? Is that African for princess?