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(Some Guy) Cool Top 10 female artists who could kick Oasis' ass   (cinemablend.com) divider line 47
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rcain [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 07:06:43 PM  
Huh, and all this time I thought Oasis WAS a bunch of chicks.
/the more ya know .. yadayada

 
50mm [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 07:32:58 PM  
I'd wager a half-eaten breakfast could kick Oasis' ass.

 
vartian [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 07:35:52 PM  
Isn't that setting the bar a tad low?

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 08:11:12 PM  
11. My grandmother

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 09:06:33 PM  
Is one of them my 3 year-old niece?

 
creepy jackalope eye 2008-09-05 09:43:03 PM  
List is B.S. without Polly Jean...

 
ten thousand miles that way 2008-09-05 09:52:12 PM  
i150.photobucket.com

Yeah this girl could probably kick all of those other girls asses and take on all of the guys from Oasis at once.

By the way that's Candace Kucsulain and she's the lead singer of Walls of Jericho.

 
video man 2008-09-05 09:56:10 PM  
Without Heart, this list is BS.
/In b4 people who listen to new indie stuff bash me

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 10:06:56 PM  
Man, that's one crappy 'article'.

 
Inigo_Montoya 2008-09-05 10:24:20 PM  
0. Exene Cervenka

 
februarymakeup [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 10:40:02 PM  
I just want to say that there has not been a single woman mentioned, in the article or this thread, that would not be eaten alive by Lydia Lunch.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 10:51:22 PM  
No Wendy O'Williams makes this list void.

 
AU fan in a UGA state 2008-09-05 10:56:51 PM  
Damn you TeddyRooseveltsMustache? My thunder, it has been stolen by you! Great call though. How could Janis Joplin be on there and Wendy O. Williams not?

 
MikeXpop 2008-09-05 11:12:15 PM  
www.turnituporturnitoff.com

No Grace Potter? No list.

 
CaptainJuan 2008-09-05 11:42:08 PM  
creepy jackalope eye: List is B.S. without Polly Jean...

I came here to say this.

/PJ Harvey
//Natasha Shneider

 
delathi 2008-09-05 11:47:02 PM  
10. Kim Deal
9. Fiona Apple Bjork
8. Sharin Foo Ann and Nancy Wilson
7. Shirley Manson
6. Courtney Love
5. Karen O Melissa Etheredge
4. Janis Joplin Johnette Napolitano
3. Joan Jett
2. Siouxsie Sioux
1. Björk Wendy O Williams

That's a little better now.

 
delathi 2008-09-05 11:48:36 PM  
Crap.. forgot PJ Harvey... umm, put her in at #5 and bump everyone else down one.

/now my list goes to 11.

 
zunkus 2008-09-06 12:37:29 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: No Wendy O'Williams makes this list void.

No it doesn't but she should be in the top 2.

 
zunkus 2008-09-06 12:38:37 AM  
delathi: 10. Kim Deal
9. Fiona Apple Bjork
8. Sharin Foo Ann and Nancy Wilson
7. Shirley Manson
6. Courtney Love
5. Karen O Melissa Etheredge
4. Janis Joplin Johnette Napolitano
3. Joan Jett
2. Siouxsie Sioux
1. Björk Wendy O Williams

That's a little better now.


Melissa Etheredge, I want some of whatever your tripping your balls off with.

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-09-06 12:56:55 AM  
All these artists have just made L7's shiat list.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 12:59:38 AM  
bah.....no crissie hynde from the pretenders?
no wendy o'williams?
no Johnette Napolitano (yummers!) from concrete blonde?
no debbie harry from blondie?
no wendy james (oohh nom nom nom) from transvision vamp???? ohdeargodshe'sbetterthanbacon!

stupid list

hell....tennille from the captain and tennille could whup oasis' ass.

 
lacydog 2008-09-06 01:04:15 AM  
How about the lead singers for Flyleaf and The Distillers?

 
smokeyb4 2008-09-06 01:26:44 AM  
Any list of rockin' women in rock should include Ruyter Suys.

 
ukiah 2008-09-06 01:29:28 AM  
Courtney Love but no Tori Amos? I don't like her music, but she is damn talented.

lacydog: How about the lead singers for Flyleaf and The Distillers?

Hayley from Paramore FTW.

www.paramorelatino.com

WANT

 
Calamormine [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 01:35:14 AM  
ukiah: Courtney Love but no Tori Amos? I don't like her music, but she is damn talented.

lacydog: How about the lead singers for Flyleaf and The Distillers?

Hayley from Paramore FTW.



WANT


You know, every time I see her I want to stop and stare. But then, she's usually accompanied by her music, and that makes me want to suture my ears shut.

I'm torn on this one.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-09-06 01:55:21 AM  
God damn, Brody Dalle has got to be on a top ten list eventually, and not "Top ten women to get a STD from Tim Armstrong"

 
morphius501 [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 02:05:37 AM  
meh. Storm Large will whoop em. I mean c'mon....her band name is 'the balls'

 
PopeSchmope 2008-09-06 02:35:14 AM  
Siouxsie Sioux?


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/yes, I know who Siouxsie Sioux is
//yes, Sioux could kick the ass of every member of Oasis
///she could probably kick Robert Smith's lipstick-stained ass as well
////still, asian chicks rule

 
xdedd 2008-09-06 02:36:21 AM  
img69.imageshack.us

"Suck on this, Noel."

 
sadbad 2008-09-06 02:41:59 AM  

 
Passive Aggressive Larry [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 03:11:21 AM  
No Patti Smith? Or Heart?

Well, fark that list then.

 
bearded clamorer 2008-09-06 03:59:39 AM  
Veruca Salt worthy of mention.

 
Die Polizei 2008-09-06 05:20:06 AM  
1. Bjork
List has extremely high levels of img1.fark.net

 
siener 2008-09-06 05:34:24 AM  
This list needs to be waaaay longer

11. Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy
12. L7
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125. Britney Spears
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451. Avril Lavigne
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734. Celine Dion
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987. The local preschool choir

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-09-06 06:12:46 AM  
Since the list includes Janis Joplin, deceased, then the #1 spot could only be assigned to Wendy O. Williams. I see some other educated Farkers have already come to the same accurate conclusion.

Others not mentioned: The Great Kat, Lita Ford.

 
csi_yellowknife 2008-09-06 08:34:39 AM  
Other female musicians who could beat Oasis' ass:

Melanie
Debbie Boone
Amy Grant
Janis Ian
Toni Tennille
Karen Peris
Diana DeGarmo
Mary Travers
Debbie Gibson
Jill Gibson

 
You can has my username 2008-09-06 08:34:55 AM  
So what's Oasis's list? I don't exactly want to register for their arsey website to find out.

By the way, I'm pretty sure I could kick Noel and Liam's asses. At the same time.

/5'1", 103 pounds female

 
You can has my username 2008-09-06 08:37:43 AM  
By the way, it really bugs me that anyone sees Karen O for anything but what she is: A pop princess catering to the "tame rebellion" crowd.

I like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but geez. They are not exactly hardcore.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-09-06 10:49:28 AM  
No drummer Roxy Petrucci?

 
craigdamage 2008-09-06 11:42:50 AM  
DIAMANDA GALAS could devour them all.

 
Weigard 2008-09-06 12:56:37 PM  
I hate how Karen O makes every list except the only one she really deserves to be on (World's Most Awkward-Looking Asians). People think she's hardcore because music fans today wear women's jeans that are so tight they pop their testicles.

 
Albert Lake 2008-09-06 03:42:53 PM  
Kate Bush could turn every single female mentioned thus far, and any mentioned henceforth, to DUST with her voice alone. And then write a song about it for good measure. The video will be pretty weird, though.

 
Satanic_Hamster 2008-09-06 07:34:44 PM  
MrHacks: 10. Tara Slone from Joydrop

Look Pretty and Sing is a great album.

 
Miss Stein 2008-09-06 10:03:40 PM  
craigdamage: DIAMANDA GALAS could devour them all.

THIS!

Her version of "I Put a Spell on You" would turn Oasis into a mudstain.

 
troymccluresf 2008-09-07 04:58:57 AM  
MrHacks- Good shiat, thanks for FTFYing. Might I suggest to you Aimee Echo of theSTART & Human Waste Project?

farm2.static.flickr.com

/theSTART toured with tBM.

 
delathi 2008-09-08 10:45:21 AM  
zunkus: delathi: Melissa Etheredge

Melissa Etheredge, I want some of whatever your tripping your balls off with.


She kicked cancer's ass, she could probably handle a Gallagher.

 
one3rd 2008-09-08 02:41:11 PM  
The Go-Gos could take those guys.

 
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