Bet she gave him a moose job.

That's what I always say. I like the cut of her jib.

Sounds like every one of my relationships.

Naturally. Adulterers, like all other anti-Christian sinners will be packed off to death camps in Sarah Palin's America, and she feels the need to set a good example for her subjects fellow citizens. She's not hypocritical, just insane.

She was just hockey-momming him

That's that then.

For 5 years, McCain could only flirt with dirt and runny gruel.

FireBreathingLiberal: Bet she gave him a moose job.

i don't want to even imagine what that would be.

saintschenectady: I like the cut of her jib.

pics of her jib please, i want to inspect the cut of it.

Non-story.

Overzealous snowmachinist.

This offers no proof whatsoever that the allegation of the affair, which has no proof whatsoever, is untrue. I reject your argument.

Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

I have an exclusive story for the world: me and Sarah totally did it.

We need to assign a bunch of FBI agents to investigate this.


/runs

Isn't that the wrong former business partner? I thought the guy that she was supposed to have had an affair with was Scott Richter. You know, the guy who just filed to have his divorce records sealed?

Jon Snow: Isn't that the wrong former business partner? I thought the guy that she was supposed to have had an affair with was Scott Richter. You know, the guy who just filed to have his divorce records sealed?

That one makes me wonder whether someone was making an adultery accusation in the filing - since it's still legal grounds for divorce in Alaska.

thatvoiceguy: Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

Yes, and she also is covering up for Bristols retarded son. OMG!!!

/I also read that Michelle Obama is mad at whitey and Obama is a secret Mooslim!

muck4doo: Mooslim

So he got a moosejob too then?

Where the Dem women at?

bob4pres:

Where the Dem women at?

Look, I can post pictures out of context as well!

One Alaskan ties the investigation to this "decade-old flirtation":
All one of them. Well then, it must be true.

I flirted but didn't consummate.

This sounds strangely like something said by another politician who once said, I smoked pot but I didn't inhale.
That was believable too.

WalkingCarpet: bob4pres:

Where the Dem women at?

Look, I can post pictures out of context as well!

You forgot the Golden Rule: it's OK if Republicans Do it!

A women covering her head?
If Dem: TRAITOR!
If Rep: It's OK

A woman complaining about sexism?
If Dem: Whiner!
If Rep: It's true! Stupid men world unfair!

Columns on stage at acceptance speech?
If Dem: he thinks he's a Greek God!!
If Rep: hey, that looks nice

etc, etc, etc, etc....

Shrew2u: That one makes me wonder whether someone was making an adultery accusation in the filing - since it's still legal grounds for divorce in Alaska.

Considering that before Palin was picked there was no action on the case for four months and then as of 9/2/08 a flurry of emergency filings to block outside access to its documents, I'd say you might be on to something...

Lionel Mandrake: WalkingCarpet: bob4pres:

Where the Dem women at?

Look, I can post pictures out of context as well!

You forgot the Golden Rule: it's OK if Republicans Do it!

A woman complaining about sexism?
If Dem: Whiner!
If Dem: It's true! Stupid men world unfair!
If Dem: Stoopid coont! I hope you stupid old coonts just leave and go die!
If Dem: The DNC has sold us out becuase they hate women!
If Dem: Shattap biatches and vote Obama! If you don't, we don't need you anyways.


FTFY

/How soon the Democratic primary race has been forgotten. :)

I think we need an executive who can seal the deal.

/stolen from Hillary's campaign

oh yeah, she's _Sooooo innocent

It's good to know she kept her wetlands secure from foreign drilling.

PoopStain: thatvoiceguy: Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

An entire article written by a "......

Why in the hell hasn't Kos plastered those all over the web? Smear tactics are what they excel at.

What, reporting the truth is smear tactics? I mean it's not like they said John McCain had an illegitimate black daughter.

saintschenectady: That's what I always say. I like the coont of her jib.

FTFM

/filters maybe?

thatvoiceguy: Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

no wonder she's so popular with the neocons

Not even oral?

I'd think the Enquirer's source would be a different person than that, geez.

/the motion to seal the records was denied, soooooooo...why haven't we heard what's in them by some reporter who looked it up?
//even if there's nothing there, saying "nothing's there" would be newsworthy, fortunately or unfortunately depending on your view

PoopStain: thatvoiceguy: Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

An entire article written by a "journalist" who didn't get one person willing to identify themselves on record and instead blames "intimidation" on people's unwillingness to speak out against Palin. He doesn't even bother to pretend if the accusations are the truth, he just calls more people for more gossip.

If you want an actual conspiracy in action, Jon Snow's claim about the divorce filing actually has, you know, facts in it.

FYI Jon Snow - it looks like that motion was denied yesterday. (pops)

Why in the hell hasn't Kos plastered those all over the web? Smear tactics are what they excel at.

Seems like there is a smoking gun - which may result in The Smoking Gun gettting their hands on those divorce papers. If not, then I am sure that The National Enquirer will dig them up.

This might be bigger than the Trig "Who's Your Mommy?" allegation.

The Smoking Gun

The request to have the divorce record sealed was denied. The Smoking Gun has the divorce record, and there is nothing about the Palins in it. The guy wanted to seal the record for his own privacy

thatvoiceguy: Attention, GOP dipwads: your new, hot, moose-ingesting, book-banning, nasal-voiced VP wannabe is fond of using vintage racial slurs (new window).

It's BS, but you can keep on pandering it like the other morons instead of addressing the issues. I heard Obama said he hated white people. He was jogging and a dude on the back of a garbage truck rode by and heard Obama say, "I hate honkeys." the garbologist refused to give his name or an exact date of when it happened but he pinky swore with a guy who told the blogger who wrote the story that I read while eating oatmeal this morning in my under-roos It's fact. Obamais a racist and he won't get elected now.

Can we downgrade this to "no one gives a shiat"?

Fart_Machine: It's good to know she kept her wetlands secure from foreign drilling.

Win.

Fart_Machine: It's good to know she kept her wetlands secure from foreign drilling.

Win x1000

so she's a snowblower?

/got nothin

pontechango: Troopergate is a bigger story.

So the fact that this 'trooper' used a taser on his 11 year old step-son and made death threats to family members is not as bad as Palin demanding his firing and firing his boss for not taking appropriate action? Normally, a cop like that would be getting crucified in the Fark threads. I guess it's different when the trooper is at odds with the GOP.

He couldn't stand to listen to that voice, even for nanookie, eh?

She still needs to go back to her home on Whore Island.

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

/Oh yea, my dangling participle, let me show you it.
//twice.

She is a poor affair organizer, can't lead ?. Where's Capt. Cockrocker Edwards with his condom cape.

Ahhhh, Fark Progressives.

No hate like liberal hate.

It's going to be fun around here should you lose this election.

This hasn't been "downgraded" at all. ONE SOURCE "THINKS" they know what it's about. That's all this story is saying.

And you don't dissolve a business over "flirting," unless by "flirting" you mean they "farked each other silly in the back office."

As always, this story matters because of the beliefs of the candidate who is under scrutiny. It is well-known that McCain repeatedly cheated on his invalid wife before he finally left her, but nobody gives a flying $@#% because he isn't a high-and-mighty religious fundamentalist trying to push his religious beliefs (like creationism, ending abortion, claiming that God wants him to do things like build a pipeline, etc.) on his country.

Palin, on the other hand, looks like a world-class hypocrite if it comes out that she cheated on her husband.


/"back office" has two meanings here...

DrillSergeantPoopyPants: It's going to be fun around here should you lose this election.

It'll be just like the last 8 years.

Typical misogynistic man-dominated politics. She gives a fiery, impassioned speech, so she can't be the Madonna. She must be cast as the whore instead.

A philandering man is no cause for concern, but if a strong, principled woman shows up, she obviously must 'lay with the wretches'.

Keep trying to drag her down on to your level, boys. She can beat you there just as easy as she can beat you from a progressive, woman-equal future.