"This campaign is moving! We're moving!"

Never under estimate the stupidity of the American people. We elected BushII and Clinton to second terms. And never ever bet on it.

What gaffe are we talking about here?

The McCain campaign said that this election is not about the issues. Biden says it is. I'm obviously missing something.

tnpir: They're very musical people, aren't they?

Coat it with candy and they'll swallow every time

Who cares about Sarah Palin, this is HOT



"'Gaffe Machine' says election is so about the issues"

Who wrote that headline, a 12 year old girl?

NightOwl2255: Never under estimate the stupidity of the American people. We elected BushII and Clinton to second terms. And never ever bet on it.

clinton doesn't belong in that analysis. he might have been a man of loose morals and not the best president in our history, but he was a more than competent executive and his leadership gave us 8 years of relative peace and prosperity.

also... "this election is so about the issues" mixed with the picture of him eating ice cream?

was this written by a spiteful 12 year old girl?

This campaign is about Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs, everything else is an invention of the liberal media.

shidekigonomo: This campaign is about Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs, everything else is an invention of the liberal media.

Don't listen to this Neocon claptrap. The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

'Gaffe Machine' says election is so about the issues

How the hell did such a biased headline get published by Reuters?

SchlingFocker: The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

I see. Please, tell me more.

GAT_00: 'Gaffe Machine' says election is so about the issues

How the hell did such a biased headline get published by Reuters?

They're trolling. It gets them hits.

I hope McCain / Palin gets in, you need to keep the laughs coming for the rest of us outside the US.

/Going to miss Bush walking into locked doors and falling off stuff.

SchlingFocker: The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

What a great set of heavers that is. Marvellous. I would like to donate.

tnpir: SchlingFocker: The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

I see. Please, tell me more.

Here ya go (pops)

Too big to show on the thread, but it should tell you all you need to know. (Linkk is borderline SFW)

Lando Lincoln: What gaffe are we talking about here?

The McCain campaign said that this election is not about the issues. Biden says it is. I'm obviously missing something.

There seems to be a cover-up on Rudy's gaffe. Unless we're all right with him hating muslims.

Link even. Preview is your friend.

That was awful. I watched the speech. It was good. He called Republicans out for using their entire convention to trash Obama and not say a word about the real problems Americans are facing.

And this idiots take is "'Gaffe Machine' says election is so about the issues"???

This guy needs to be fired and replaced by an adult.

Randolph Duke: Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back and returning Valentine to the ghetto?
Mortimer Duke: I don't want Winthorpe back, after what he's done.
Randolph Duke: You mean, keep *Valentine* on as managing director?
Mortimer Duke: Do you really believe I would have a *(derogatory term for a black person)* run our family business, Randolph?
[Valentine's eyes widen with outrage]
Randolph Duke: Of course not. Neither would I.

You know, Trading Places may in fact be relevant here.

I just gotta say...I freaking hate frozen concentrated orange juice

Glasgowsfinest: I hope McCain / Palin gets in, you need to keep the laughs coming for the rest of us outside the US.

We need to do this not because it's amusing, but for the same reason you let a kid hurt himself to teach him a lesson not easily forgotten.

The only way it's going to get better is after it gets way worse.

/1984, let us never forget.

Lionel Mandrake: He called Republicans out for using their entire convention to trash Obama and not say a word about the real problems Americans are facing.

By 'he' i assume you mean Biden. Look at Biden's record, he's the same as all the others. He is one of the toughest "drug warriors" in congress. He is anti-liberty and pro big government control.

We are left with no choice but a bad one.

This guy is apparently the Joe Biden beat writer. So this may be a friendly jab at him, since he sees them every day or so.

I don't get it - what did Biden say wrong?

bulldg4life: I just gotta say...I freaking hate frozen concentrated orange juice

what about pork bellies?

benlonghair: Lionel Mandrake: He called Republicans out for using their entire convention to trash Obama and not say a word about the real problems Americans are facing.

By 'he' i assume you mean Biden. Look at Biden's record, he's the same as all the others. He is one of the toughest "drug warriors" in congress. He is anti-liberty and pro big government control.

We are left with no choice but a bad one.

Eh...I happen to pretty much agree with you on that issue, but my point was that this blogger, apparently between watching episodes of Hannah Montana, jumped online and spewed nonsense, rather than anything remotely resembling reality, as seen by an adult.

"Parents are all worried with holidays coming up and won't be able to get their kid a GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip"

So..his gaffes are slips of the tounge and McCain's gaffes are about a useless war and a failing economy are good things?

benlonghair: Lionel Mandrake: He called Republicans out for using their entire convention to trash Obama and not say a word about the real problems Americans are facing.

By 'he' i assume you mean Biden. Look at Biden's record, he's the same as all the others. He is one of the toughest "drug warriors" in congress. He is anti-liberty and pro big government control.

We are left with no choice but a bad one.

Biden is not running for the top spot.

benlonghair: By 'he' i assume you mean Biden. Look at Biden's record, he's the same as all the others. He is one of the toughest "drug warriors" in congress. He is anti-liberty and pro big government control.

We are left with no choice but a bad one.

Palin talks small government and fiscal conservativeness, but wouldn't know what those were even if they banged her in a 3some in the shower...mmmmmm

benlonghair: We are left with no choice but a bad one.

You sound concerned.

Gonz: Here ya go (pops)

Oh my.

I'd like to invite both Republicans and Democrats -- hell, even the Alaska Independence Party, Green Party, and Libertarians -- let us all rally around those heaving breastices. It's what's best for America. Can't we all just get along?

NightOwl2255: and Clinton to second terms

And prospered...

"gaffe machine." nice liberal media there, assholes.

If this campaign is really "about personality," the McCain/Palin ticket is completely doomed. If it's about issues...the McCain/Palin ticket is completely doomed.

BEEF JERKY TIME!

thamike: BEEF MOOSE JERKY TIME!

FIFY

dahmers love zombie: Randolph Duke: Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back and returning Valentine to the ghetto?
Mortimer Duke: I don't want Winthorpe back, after what he's done.
Randolph Duke: You mean, keep *Valentine* on as managing director?
Mortimer Duke: Do you really believe I would have a *(derogatory term for a black person)* run our family business, Randolph?
[Valentine's eyes widen with outrage]
Randolph Duke: Of course not. Neither would I.

You know, Trading Places may in fact be relevant here.

Indeed, +1 subby

This campaign is about a woman who is superior in everything to all mere mortals. She's a "Moose Hunting, Hockey Mom, Maverick".
She will singlehandedly reform government, solve the energy crisis, cut taxes, balance the budget, solve the trade deficit and win the war on terror, all while taking care of her special needs baby and planning the wedding of her 17 year old daughter.
She will do all this from a position that has no power and she'll look good doing it.

I say we just cancel the election now and appoint her queen.

thamike: If this campaign is really "about personality," the McCain/Palin ticket is completely doomed. If it's about issues...the McCain/Palin ticket is completely doomed.

It's really sad but if they succeed in making this about personalities the uneducated woman demographic is going to come out in droves and I, similarly in the last few elections, worry about the young vote coming out in even comparable numbers to balance this out.

/been drinking so go easy on the wording
//it's friday!!

NightOwl2255: Never under estimate the stupidity of the American people. We elected BushII and Clinton to second terms. And never ever bet on it.

Well, can't argue Bush but only people who coplain about Clinton's 2nd term is the Lewinksky scandal that took up half the airtime and media attention.

But yeah, Been saying that Amerca is stupid, est hope this time around we can show some actual intelligence in who we vote for

SchlingFocker: shidekigonomo:
Don't listen to this Neocon claptrap. The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

Holy Shiat, what is that from?

Gonz: Link even. Preview is your friend.

that's ok, I didn't even notice

LosinMySenses: NightOwl2255: Never under estimate the stupidity of the American people. We elected BushII and Clinton to second terms. And never ever bet on it.

Well, can't argue Bush but only people who coplain about Clinton's 2nd term is the Lewinksky scandal that took up half the airtime and media attention.

But yeah, Been saying that Amerca is stupid, est hope this time around we can show some actual intelligence in who we vote for

B-but Clinton lied about a blowjob! That makes everything accomplished while he was president completely irrelevant!

NightOwl2255: Never under estimate the stupidity of the American people. We elected BushII and Clinton to second terms. And never ever bet on it.

I came in here to say this and post this picture:

pixistick: SchlingFocker: shidekigonomo:
Don't listen to this Neocon claptrap. The campaign is about Salma Hayek's tits.

Holy Shiat, what is that from?

this THIS THIS

LosinMySenses: But yeah, Been saying that Amerca is stupid, est hope this time around we can show some actual intelligence in who we vote for

Doubt it

Can't we all just once agree on something in these election threads?

Salma Hayek is still smokin',