FTFA: Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

I just thought I'd call attention again to that bit. Judge of this guy's writing style how you will.

It's good to see another made up deity like Paris get a shout-out. That Jesus has been such an attention whore.

ToxicMunkee: It's good to see another made up deity like Paris get a shout-out. That Jesus has been such an attention whore.

Don't forget how Mohammad has been such a jerk, especial lately.

FTFA: She's conservative, but her conservatism is not that of the intolerant, uncomprehending white male sort that has so hurt the party in recent years.

ToxicMunkee: It's good to see another made up deity like Paris get a shout-out. That Jesus has been such an attention whore.

Paris wasn't a deity.

/Mythology police

Cagey B: Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

Paris handed Aphrodite an apple? Are we mixing up our creationist myths here?

what_now: Paris handed Aphrodite an apple? Are we mixing up our creationist myths here?

..wikis..

Ah no. Ok, he's got his mythology correct. My bad.

what_now: Cagey B: Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

Paris handed Aphrodite an apple? Are we mixing up our creationist myths here?

I think it's intentionally wonky; I just can't tell what the intent is.

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Cagey B: FTFA: Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

don't ask where paris was keeping the apple though, or why it smelled like fish and herpes.

/Hotlinked

Fark: It's not news, It's liberal news.

Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

And then Eris got pissed off and the rest is history ...

I heard that the Enquirer is working on an expose of Zeus and his Bill Clinton-esque libido.

ThreeWiseMonkeys: Fark: It's not news, It's liberal news.

Can I get you a tissue?

ThreeWiseMonkeys: Fark: It's not news, It's liberal news.

Nah, it's just full of smart people.

Thanks for stopping by!

/I keed, I keed.

Palin hunts moose, McCain hunts beaver

The other kills her own food



/ recipes for moose and squirrel ?

caribou: ToxicMunkee: It's good to see another made up deity like Paris get a shout-out. That Jesus has been such an attention whore.

Paris wasn't a deity.

/Mythology police

Did you just ruin my point? FISTICUFFS!

Obama doesn't kill his own arugula, and, technically, he's a man.

/Albeit an effete willowy man with delicate features and manicured hands unblemished by toil.

I had no idea Nugent hooked up with a Sheman

WalkingCarpet: ThreeWiseMonkeys: Fark: It's not news, It's liberal news.

Can I get you a tissue?

Yes please

One is an elitist lawyer from Chicago who thinks he's better than middle America. The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.

SusanIvanova: One is an elitist lawyer from Chicago who thinks he's better than middle America. The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.

So... vote Obama?

pizen: So... vote Obama?

Given a choice between Interchangable Egotistical Democrat #213907 and Torquemada-with-Tits, I think it's pretty obvious who the better candidate is.

/Vote Interchangable Egotistical Democrat #213907 in November!

SusanIvanova: One is an elitist lawyer from Chicago who thinks he's better than middle America. The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.

Hmm, I don't know where this 'elitist' buzzword got its roots. Why is he elitist? Because he is successful? Because he is smarter than you are?

All I know about Sarah Palin is her speech. So all I know is that she's a sarcastic, negative, snide, snarky asshole.


I say asshole rather than biatch so I can't be accused of sexism.

lexshine: I had no idea Nugent hooked up with a Sheman

I had no idea he was still relevant.

/oh wait...

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?"
One is a complete hypocrite?

/yes the "family values" one who farked her hubby's business partner and has a whore for a daughter
//duh

SusanIvanova
What in Palin's record indicates she is anything but a garden-variety religious right type? Why do you think she will do more than Bush?

You've usually been pretty level-headed, so to see you head off in liberal WHARRRRGABL territory is a little disconcerting.

Like to see Obama work a ham hock.

Barack Obama's a woman????

Observatory
That article is useless without tape. If there is tape, well, it's like she learned nothing from George Allen.

Maine-iac: SusanIvanova: The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.SusanIvanova: One is an elitist lawyer from Chicago who thinks he's better than middle America. The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.

Genocidal lunatic? And just what race of people is she trying to eradicate? Please tell me so I know who to hate.

Eh, genocidal is a far. Fanatical fundy theocrat is a good description.

Palin isn't nuanced, "reformed" conservatism, she's an extreme social conservative authoritarian.

She doesn't eat me, she just chases me lazily in a helicopter until I'm exhausted to near death and then she murders me in cold blood from said helicopter.



/coward

I believe they both wear lipstick, however.

Maine-iac: Genocidal lunatic? And just what race of people is she trying to eradicate? Please tell me so I know who to hate.

i might guess this is a reference to her pastor, who gave a particularly nasty bit on isreal a few weeks before her being chosen as the VP?

Personally, all i can verify about her is that she is a big government republican. She used a lot of earmarks, and accrued a lot of debt for her hometown. By the numbers, she's become typical of the republican establishment that basically rents out temporary gain on the backs of the younger generations who will have to pay back the millions being spent. You can't spend more money and lower taxes- someone will someday have to pay for it. And since that someone is looking like myself and my generation, i say to hell with that.

PIC OF SAD WOLF

Observatory: Have you heard about her Sambo comments?

I believe everything I read on the Internet. EVERYTHING!

Gangway Fathead: All I know about Sarah Palin is her speech. So all I know is that she's a sarcastic, negative, snide, snarky asshole.

So, she's a Farker? Wonder what her handle is?

Observatory: Have you heard about her Sambo comments?

I call bullsh&t.

Not since Paris handed that apple to Aphrodite has a man's selection of a woman had such implications for the future of our civilisation.

OK, that's a little ambitious...

SusanIvanova: One is an elitist lawyer from Chicago who thinks he's better than middle America. The other is a genocidal lunatic who would spend her vice presidency waiting for McCain to croak so she can officially open up the camps.

Wow, if all the Democrats have left to throw at her is this sort of stuff: just silly names and made-up hyperbole, she and McCain will have a cake-walk into the White House.