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(Canada.com) Unlikely Al Qaeda vows more attacks against Denmark, Denmark readies LEGO Millennium Falcon for retaliation   (canada.com) divider line 167
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Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 10:57:02 AM  
I blame Danish ham.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 10:57:28 AM  
LEGO should retaliate directly by expanding their series of castles and other Crusade-related items.

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 11:09:00 AM  
Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 11:19:32 AM  
These people can hold grudges for centuries.

 
Fraggler [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 11:36:07 AM  
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Just need an army of these sentinels to literally squash suicide bombers.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 12:20:27 PM  
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neehurtz [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 12:38:21 PM  
They want another war for oil

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CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:42:33 PM  
Come on, subby, there has to be more to the danish than legos.

 
John_From 2008-09-05 01:42:37 PM  
They have snow there. Has anyone relayed that to the morans?

Also, people that ski with rifles.

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-09-05 01:43:32 PM  
in before LEGO purists start berating people for calling LEGO bricks "legos".

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-09-05 01:44:08 PM  
Quick Canada! Sieze Hans Islands while the Danes are distracted! Move! MOVE! MOVE!!!!!

 
Strayha04 2008-09-05 01:44:28 PM  
Fraggler: Just need an army of these sentinels to literally squash suicide bombers.


They'd be blown to pieces.

/literally

 
Heamer 2008-09-05 01:45:15 PM  
Al-Qaeda should start focusing on recruitment in Denmark. Really, nobody would ever expect a Danish terrorist.

 
JimmyFartpants 2008-09-05 01:45:50 PM  
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PirateFreedom 2008-09-05 01:46:08 PM  
Denmark, another example of how immigrants from 'the religion of peace' make your country a better and more tolerant place.

 
fireclown 2008-09-05 01:46:32 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Quick Canada! Sieze Hans Islands while the Danes are distracted! Move! MOVE! MOVE!!!!!

Pure awesome. Just for that, I'm renewing my subscription to the economist.

 
00ghost27 2008-09-05 01:46:48 PM  
WalkingCarpet: Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

F'ING SWEET! did you put that together

 
Setsuna 2008-09-05 01:47:05 PM  
Heamer: Really, nobody would ever expect a Danish terrorist.

Because he/she'd be so sweet.

 
Rotsky'd 2008-09-05 01:47:08 PM  
As a Dane who just moved back to Denmark, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/LEGOLand is awesome
//Denmark is great
///Slashies

 
TossedSaladMan 2008-09-05 01:47:32 PM  
We have warned previously, and we warn once more, the Crusader states which insult, mock and defame our Prophet and the Koran in their media and occupy our lands, steal our treasure, and kill our brothers that we will exact revenge at the appropriate time and place," said Abu al-Yazid.

Sounds better than "we are pissed because we don't like your cartoons."

 
The Grinch 2008-09-05 01:48:13 PM  
Diogenes

These people can hold grudges for centuries.

You ain't kidding.

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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:49:13 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Quick Canada! Sieze Hans Islands while the Danes are distracted! Move! MOVE! MOVE!!!!!

Good call. I'll let our soldier know.

 
septic_mouth 2008-09-05 01:49:21 PM  
I have my finger stuck in a dyke right now so I'm really getting a kick....

 
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary 2008-09-05 01:49:30 PM  
Dane here. Bring it on you pansies. We conquered half the known world once, we'll do it again!

/except for the cheating brits you know...long bows are cheating
//pansy gits

 
DeRosso 2008-09-05 01:50:21 PM  
Heamer: Al-Qaeda should start focusing on recruitment in Denmark. Really, nobody would ever expect a Danish terrorist.

Vote McCain in November and I might just consider it

/Can I has MILFs instead of virgins?

 
Rotsky'd 2008-09-05 01:50:56 PM  
septic_mouth: I have my finger stuck in a dyke right now so I'm really getting a kick....

That's the Netherlands, thanks for playing

 
ReverendJasen 2008-09-05 01:51:23 PM  
Hay, al Qaeda... the prophet was a pig-dog. Oink oink barf.
/oh hell, here come the suicide bombers

 
Scooterman 2008-09-05 01:52:21 PM  
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Honestly, how many of us would have ever known about this cartoon if not for their extreme response?

Dumbasses.

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Qwigs [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:52:47 PM  
WalkingCarpet: Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

The Lego Millennium Falcon is the ultimate Lego kit, it is way larger than the star destroyer. I should know, i'm one nerd/geek/idiot who bought one.

Stop motion of one being built (new window)

 
DeRosso 2008-09-05 01:53:08 PM  
septic_mouth: I have my finger stuck in a dyke right now so I'm really getting a kick....

Stop comparing us to them!
I mean, yeah, we look alike, sound the same and both countries are socialist, but just stop it, ok?

 
MLWS 2008-09-05 01:53:43 PM  
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Dane here. Bring it on you pansies. We conquered half the known world once, we'll do it again!

/except for the cheating brits you know...long bows are cheating
//pansy gits


Half of the known world? At that time how much was known? Congrats you probably conquered the equivalent of Quebec.

Hey, come to think of it, do you want Quebec?

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:53:50 PM  
CygnusDarius: Come on, subby, there has to be more to the danish than legos.

Sure there is! There are tulips, windmills, dykes, little boys who put fingers in dykes, and wooden shoes. Oh, and Milhouse Van Houten.

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-09-05 01:53:55 PM  
Heamer: Al-Qaeda should start focusing on recruitment in Denmark. Really, nobody would ever expect a Danish terrorist.

I would. Almost got killed by a Danish. Fortunately I had enough coffee to wash it down quick enough.

 
QUANTUM FECES 2008-09-05 01:54:50 PM  
Heamer: Al-Qaeda should start focusing on recruitment in Denmark. Really, nobody would ever expect a Danish terrorist.

Ever heard of the Vikings? They were known to do a little terrorizing in their time.

 
savage_world 2008-09-05 01:55:24 PM  
In related news, the Lego Group announces the new "Osama bin Laden In Hell, Taking It Up The Ass From Satan" set.

 
septic_mouth 2008-09-05 01:55:25 PM  
Rotsky'd: septic_mouth: I have my finger stuck in a dyke right now so I'm really getting a kick....

That's the Netherlands, thanks for playing


No really...My sisters girlfriend is here and....

 
Harry Freakstorm 2008-09-05 01:56:43 PM  
Will Al Qaeda beat the cheese out of the Danish? Then pop their cherries? Or will Al Qaeda just prune them?

 
Bloody William 2008-09-05 01:57:03 PM  
Qwigs: WalkingCarpet: Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

The Lego Millennium Falcon is the ultimate Lego kit, it is way larger than the star destroyer. I should know, i'm one nerd/geek/idiot who bought one.

Stop motion of one being built (new window)


It's awesome, but have you seen the Hasbro 3.75"-scale Millenium Falcon? They just released it a month or two ago. Freaking HUGE, with a $150 price tag. But it's freaking AMAZING.

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-09-05 01:58:11 PM  
fireclown: ObscureNameHere: Quick Canada! Sieze Hans Islands while the Danes are distracted! Move! MOVE! MOVE!!!!!

Pure awesome. Just for that, I'm renewing my subscription to the economist.


Ummm.... ok. Thanks?

/not an economist, or even a magzine of the same name

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:58:13 PM  
00ghost27: WalkingCarpet: Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

F'ING SWEET! did you put that together


No, just found a pic of it =(

I do have it boxed up though, have yet to bust it out.

Qwigs:

WalkingCarpet: Fark that, bust out the LEGO Star Destroyer.

The Lego Millennium Falcon is the ultimate Lego kit, it is way larger than the star destroyer. I should know, i'm one nerd/geek/idiot who bought one.

Stop motion of one being built (new window)


Wow, that is impressive, did you make that video?

I didn't know there was an uber-LEGO Falcon. I thought the only LEGO Falcon out there was a smaller one. The Star Destroyer still looks larger in size to me but I could be wrong.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:58:22 PM  
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Dane here. Bring it on you pansies. We conquered half the known world once, we'll do it again!

/except for the cheating brits you know...long bows are cheating
//pansy gits


*Ahem*

parentseyes.arizona.edu

My people took on spanish conquistadores and won. My people took on the mexican government and won, even when deported, they simply moved back and raid anyone in their land.

/Yes, I'm part yaqui
//But to the yaqui, I'd be a yoreme

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 01:58:27 PM  
John McCain hates war...

 
Jackman5150 2008-09-05 01:59:15 PM  
♪Blame Canada, Blame Canada...♫

 
rodeofrog 2008-09-05 01:59:49 PM  
Lo, there do I see my father.

 
cyber_slacker 2008-09-05 02:00:28 PM  
Rotsky'd: //Denmark is great


THIS. I wish I could move there :(

 
Saiga410 2008-09-05 02:00:28 PM  
LEGO Millennium Falcon

Soooo want, but I am not willing to pony up the $500 for it.

Why yes I collect the Lego Star War collections..... Quit laughing at me.

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-09-05 02:01:22 PM  
MLWS: FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Dane here. Bring it on you pansies. We conquered half the known world once, we'll do it again!

/except for the cheating brits you know...long bows are cheating
//pansy gits

Half of the known world? At that time how much was known? Congrats you probably conquered the equivalent of Quebec.

Hey, come to think of it, do you want Quebec?


Seconded!
C'mon Danes, we can do this deal.
Full rights for us for Hans Island and for you, Quebec except for Montreal. All the rest of Quebec is yours.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-09-05 02:01:40 PM  
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Dane here. Bring it on you pansies. We conquered half the known world once, we'll do it again!

/except for the cheating brits you know...long bows are cheating
//pansy gits


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'Wut? Is that like taking two bricks and smashing them together?'

 
rioone 2008-09-05 02:01:50 PM  
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-09-05 02:01:54 PM  
cyber_slacker: THIS. I wish I could move there :(

You could busk it and sleep in hostels...

 
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