What is it about Floridians and their trouble with counting?


Oh wait, it's Florida.

nevermind.

Cue the 'not this shiat again' dude.

That's it. Bring all the troops home and send them to Florida and Ohio to monitor the elections.

Still looking for a vote in there.....

What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now

FTA= Pending in this historic ballot search is the outcome of at least one race: a close contest between Circuit Judge Richard Wennet and challenger William Abramson.

Who? I bet people care more of finding the missing ballots on principle than they do about the actual election outcome.

They really gotta stop the tradition of sending the ballots with the oldest person in the county riding on an alligator through the swamps.

Kohl: What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now

Kohl: What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now

Yeah and Gore and his lawyers and the votes from military personnel. Keep trying. You're 8 years late, let it go.

It just might be time to start treating Florida like some bullshiat, backwater despotic country and send independent foreign observers in to monitor for any voting irregularities. Cripes I think I trust Mugabe to be more accurate and honest.

fanbladesaresharp: Kohl: What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now

Yeah and Gore and his lawyers and the votes from military personnel. Keep trying. You're 8 years late, let it go.

Nothing else needs to be said about the election in 2000, and frankly I've always held that coming off what was a 'successful' presidency, it shouldn't have been so close to come down to one state making a difference. Gore and Bush ran to the middle so hard that they crashed into each other and came out Bore and Gush.

However, this doesn't change the fact that politicians who believe they are serving a higher purpose than government see these election-things as troublesome annoyances.

I voted for Romney.


(not really. i generally don't vote)

I did, however donate the maximum to all campaigns (via my dad's money) because i told my dad that's the only way i'd donate to romney.

fanbladesaresharp: Yeah and Gore and his lawyers and the votes from military personnel. Keep trying. You're 8 years late, let it go.

You realize that the Bush campaign was the first one to run to their lawyers, right?

And that all the military ballots got counted, even the ones that were postmarked after the election?

They actually count the votes in Florida?

Florida: America's wang.

(In all senses of the word)

Dear Florida:

Please Secede and join Cuba.

Observatory: Last time I checked the President would be in charge.

You can blame Democratic Palm Beach, Dade, and Broward counties for that fiasco. They designed those awful punch ballots, knowing that the old people would have no clue.

Someone else mentioned it though: if Gore couldn't seal the deal (and even lose his home state) after Clinton's eight years, then he deserved to lose.

kfj-: Observatory: Last time I checked the President would be in charge.

There is actually about a 20% rate of VPs having to take over the office of the POTUS.

/the more you know

Observatory

In the event of a nuclear war, it won't matter who is in the White House, everyone is going to die, you mouthbreathing tool.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Observatory

In the event of a nuclear war, it won't matter who is in the White House, everyone is going to die, you mouthbreathing tool.

That's not entirely true, you peranthiating karoulie hermanitite.

kfj-: Observatory: Last time I checked the President would be in charge.

You folks are a delightful bunch, really, knowing full well the influence of having Dick Cheney be VP, you like to cast aside the importance of the office as some kind of ribbon-cutter, regardless of the fact that she would be the president-in-waiting for what would be the oldest elected president ever.

Y'all are a crack-up. Experience Matters _{until it doesn't.}

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Observatory

In the event of a nuclear war, it won't matter who is in the White House, everyone is going to die, you mouthbreathing tool.

Well then we have a choice between two bowls of shiat.

Kohl: What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now

palelizard: They actually count the votes in Florida?

Nope. The Supreme Court prohibits counting.

The way the article describes it, they are looking for a missing child. I wonder if they are going to send divers into the bay?

Observatory

In the event of nuclear war? Shiat, I wouldn't want that bimbo or, more relevantly, her senile, technologically illiterate, PTSD-suffering running mate in charge of a my local animal shelter.

Seriously, who isn't ready for the rapture?

WayneKerr: Seriously, who isn't ready for the rapture?



This. He's busy with a garage sale or something. I dunno.

/holy grail for $25.50, throw in the persian rug and eternal life for a buck fitty

They can't even do a primary right. You can forget about the general election for them.

Why even count the ballots? Diebold and voter list purges ensures only one party will win there.

Here in Florida I can't tell the difference between a afternoon thunder cloud or a nuclear explosion.
It doesn't matter to me any how. I live in Florida now.

Freak Flag Fly: palelizard: They actually count the votes in Florida?

Nope. The Supreme Court prohibits counting just the counties the Democrats want to recount.

FTFY. They had no problem with counting. Just a problem with selective recounting.

And even if the Dems had recounted like they wanted to, Bush still would have won.

I`d rather have a pissy white chick in the White House than an idiot black guy that`s in love with himself in there.

Girl From The North Country: kfj-: Observatory: Last time I checked the President would be in charge.

There is actually about a 20% rate of VPs having to take over the office of the POTUS.

/the more you know

In the event of Nuclear war, neither of them would be alive anyhow. Nor would anyone within 10 miles or so of the city limits of any burg with a population over 100,000. So... the question is kind of silly either way.

//The other problem with the argument is that it invites comparison to Biden... who's more of the same, though Palin at least doesn't really pretent to be other than corrupt and partisan.

madcan34: What is it about Floridians and their trouble with counting?


Oh wait, it's Florida.

nevermind.

any state with a Fark tag.

speaking of which, why haven't we rolled out a Texas tag?

speaking of which, why haven't we rolled out a Texas tag?

who the fark cares about texas? nobody

Anonymous voting is a solved problem.

joshua4: speaking of which, why haven't we rolled out a Texas tag?

who the fark cares about texas? nobody

True. Following the antics of cities with crack smoking mayors is much more entertaining. You don't know of any do you? We're just not all that interesting down here.

HONDOWAYNE: I`d rather have a pissy white chick in the White House than an idiot black guy that`s in love with himself in there.

wow... that's almost a bit prejudice. :) Personally, I'd love to see a non-democrate or non-republican get the whitehouse for a change. Those 2 parties have America by the bass balls. However, since we can't shake the 2 giants - I'd rather voe for the "black guy that`s in love with himself" over more of what we've had the past 8 years. While I like their stance on gun ownership - Proud NRA member - Bush and his rubberstamping congress have destroyed this country and Mccain was part of that disaster. At least Obama is new and fresh. How much worse could he really make it?!

//ready for the compaigning to be over
/// sick of the political TV ads

HONDOWAYNE: I`d rather have a pissy white chick in the White House than an idiot black guy that`s in love with himself in there.



A BLACK GUY? DAGNAMMIT WHERE???

Kohl: What? What's that? Several decades of entrenched political actors who firmly believe in being chosen by God have ethical problems when it comes to elections?

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

/The GOP is the new PRI
//Stop them now



Funny enough, the PRI are considered 'liberals'. Here's how it works:

PAN: "Dirty Conservatives, Opus Dei watchdogs"

PRD: "Dirty commies"

PRI: "Dirty Liberals"

The rest of the smaller parties (about four or five): "Rejects, sellouts and crooks kicked out of the other three parties".

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Observatory

In the event of a nuclear war, it won't matter who is in the White House, everyone is going to die, you mouthbreathing tool.

Exactly. It's her extreme social-conservativeness that should scare the farking hell out of people.

Raging Thespian: Exactly. It's her extreme social-conservativeness that should scare the farking hell out of people.

Yes, because modesty, decorum, chivalry and self control are such horrible traits to have.

I love how many blame Bush for the Supreme Court issue, but it was the Goracle that sent it to the supreme Court. Maybe it's just sour grapes.

/Ooo who left this soapbox here?

farm machine: Yes, because modesty, decorum, chivalry and self control are such horrible traits to have.

Being a hot MILF is always nice, too.

/ I would assume, anyway.

who's paying for all of that?

Come on, guys. The state is choke full of the oldest specimens of American humanity. Of course they can't keep track of things.

farm machine: Raging Thespian: Exactly. It's her extreme social-conservativeness that should scare the farking hell out of people.

Yes, because modesty, decorum, chivalry and self control are such horrible traits to have.

How'd this turn into a Palin thing? Alaska is diametrically opposed to Florida.